🅱️eef Maxaroni
@fatboy.mngirls.online
out of the grave, into your heart • he/him • bay area, ca • 6’9” 420lbs • Too Fucking Tall • very normal • the bad boy of good opinions • NEET jam band guy • it’s always #fatboy season • 11110001
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🅱️eef Maxaroni
@fatboy.mngirls.online
· Nov 28
y’all mind if i have a little american dim sum for thanksgiving dinner? 🌭
i know i’ll be able to hear another band settle into a shakedown street or fire on the mountain groove, but i don’t know if i’ll ever be able to experience it with as many people as a dead & co crowd drew, and that was a big part of the energy for me
February 6, 2026 at 12:21 AM
i know i’ll be able to hear another band settle into a shakedown street or fire on the mountain groove, but i don’t know if i’ll ever be able to experience it with as many people as a dead & co crowd drew, and that was a big part of the energy for me
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learning how to say “big boy hungry feed me please” in 54 different languages so i’ll never starve no matter where i go
February 6, 2026 at 12:18 AM
learning how to say “big boy hungry feed me please” in 54 different languages so i’ll never starve no matter where i go
so tired, call me jeffrey eepstein
February 6, 2026 at 12:17 AM
so tired, call me jeffrey eepstein
who in the fuck?????
this is going to age poorly in several months when people have forgotten about the person that called my cat a thug to insult him
February 5, 2026 at 11:50 PM
who in the fuck?????
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she spread excel on my sheets til my micro is soft
February 5, 2026 at 10:38 PM
she spread excel on my sheets til my micro is soft
what is he wearing?
February 5, 2026 at 11:29 PM
what is he wearing?
LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
New Shonen Jump series called Alien Headbutt by Akira Inui.
Main character Ouga Shirokiba dreamed of becoming a professional wrestler as a kid, ends up wrestling aliens.
Look at how hot he is though.
Main character Ouga Shirokiba dreamed of becoming a professional wrestler as a kid, ends up wrestling aliens.
Look at how hot he is though.
February 5, 2026 at 11:28 PM
LET’S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
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It's here!! All of Marimon is now available for purchase and perusal, 102 unique monsters, tons of mockups, maps, unused designs, and more! vivianviolet.itch.io/marimon-coll... #pixelart #marimon
February 5, 2026 at 8:05 PM
It's here!! All of Marimon is now available for purchase and perusal, 102 unique monsters, tons of mockups, maps, unused designs, and more! vivianviolet.itch.io/marimon-coll... #pixelart #marimon
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they do everything together
February 5, 2026 at 11:13 PM
they do everything together
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Cops were frequently getting caught planting drugs in 2017 because body cameras were new and many of them didn't understand how the technology worked.
When cops hit "record" it saved the 30 seconds from *before* they hit the button. Eventually, they figured it out.
When cops hit "record" it saved the 30 seconds from *before* they hit the button. Eventually, they figured it out.
Why Cops Frequently Got Caught Planting Drugs in 2017
Look. All technology comes with a learning curve.
gizmodo.com
February 5, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Cops were frequently getting caught planting drugs in 2017 because body cameras were new and many of them didn't understand how the technology worked.
When cops hit "record" it saved the 30 seconds from *before* they hit the button. Eventually, they figured it out.
When cops hit "record" it saved the 30 seconds from *before* they hit the button. Eventually, they figured it out.
i made this huge salad last night, that had grilled chicken, baby san marzano tomatoes, red onion, mozz balls, marinated artichoke hearts, and garlic croutons (with two heads of romaine) with balsamic and olive oil, so that we could eat half for dinner and -
🥗
🥗
February 5, 2026 at 10:04 PM
i made this huge salad last night, that had grilled chicken, baby san marzano tomatoes, red onion, mozz balls, marinated artichoke hearts, and garlic croutons (with two heads of romaine) with balsamic and olive oil, so that we could eat half for dinner and -
🥗
🥗
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well, one valuable lesson we can all take away from "antifa kyle" is to quit fucking fedposting
February 5, 2026 at 9:14 PM
well, one valuable lesson we can all take away from "antifa kyle" is to quit fucking fedposting
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This Bombastic Li'l Man says: "KABLOOEY! KABLAMO! DA-DOOOOM! KA-THOOOOM! ...and all that jazz."
💥💣🤖
#DailyDoodle #MegaMan
💥💣🤖
#DailyDoodle #MegaMan
February 5, 2026 at 9:17 PM
This Bombastic Li'l Man says: "KABLOOEY! KABLAMO! DA-DOOOOM! KA-THOOOOM! ...and all that jazz."
💥💣🤖
#DailyDoodle #MegaMan
💥💣🤖
#DailyDoodle #MegaMan
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Enjoy my drawing of curvy goddess, 🎨Holly W Hills🎨 on this Thursday afternoon. An original character of mine 🥰
February 5, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Enjoy my drawing of curvy goddess, 🎨Holly W Hills🎨 on this Thursday afternoon. An original character of mine 🥰
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Barbarella (1968)
Art by Kazuhiko "Monkey Punch" Kato
Art by Kazuhiko "Monkey Punch" Kato
February 5, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Barbarella (1968)
Art by Kazuhiko "Monkey Punch" Kato
Art by Kazuhiko "Monkey Punch" Kato
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I cannot stand the "this is a good start" discourse. The Democrats in Congress do not want to abolish ICE. They have proposed a series of bog-standard reforms regurgitated by a think tank. Everyone knows they do not work. The Democrats supporting this do not care. They just want to move on.
February 5, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I cannot stand the "this is a good start" discourse. The Democrats in Congress do not want to abolish ICE. They have proposed a series of bog-standard reforms regurgitated by a think tank. Everyone knows they do not work. The Democrats supporting this do not care. They just want to move on.
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when people say that all these evils are connected it's because all these evils are connected
Revealed: private jet owned by Trump friend used by ICE to deport Palestinians to West Bank
Revealed: private jet owned by Trump friend used by ICE to deport Palestinians to West Bank
Exclusive: Luxury aircraft owned by property tycoon close to US president’s family has twice flown Palestinian men from Arizona to Tel Aviv
On the morning of 21 January, Israeli authorities left eight Palestinian men at a West Bank checkpoint. Disoriented and cold, they were dressed in prison-issued tracksuits and carried their few belongings in plastic bags.
Hours earlier, they had been sitting with their wrists and ankles shackled on the plush leather seats of a private jet owned by the Florida property tycoon Gil Dezer, a longtime business partner of Donald Trump. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
February 5, 2026 at 9:23 PM
when people say that all these evils are connected it's because all these evils are connected
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Zoomer Ozzy Osbourne voice:
I'm going off the rails in the back of this crazy Uber
I'm going off the rails in the back of this crazy Uber
February 5, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Zoomer Ozzy Osbourne voice:
I'm going off the rails in the back of this crazy Uber
I'm going off the rails in the back of this crazy Uber
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Please shut it the fuck down and never reopen it!
Senate Majority Leader John Thune said Thursday that demands made by Democrats for new restrictions on federal immigration officers are “unrealistic” and warned that the Department of Homeland Security will shut down next week if they do not work with Republicans and the White House.
Homeland Security shutdown grows more likely as Republicans rebuff Democratic demands for ICE
Senate Majority Leader John Thune said Thursday that demands made by Democrats for new restrictions on federal immigration officers are “unrealistic” and warned that the Department of Homeland Secu…
trib.al
February 5, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Please shut it the fuck down and never reopen it!
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One of my favorite Simpsons jokes is Lisa saying "Pablo Neruda said laughter is the language of the soul" and Bart responding snippily "I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda"
February 5, 2026 at 8:12 PM
One of my favorite Simpsons jokes is Lisa saying "Pablo Neruda said laughter is the language of the soul" and Bart responding snippily "I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda"
libkanda forever
Stalin was "progressive".
Kamala is better than "progressive".
She's a liberal.
Kamala is better than "progressive".
She's a liberal.
February 5, 2026 at 8:46 PM
libkanda forever
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