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my computer just farted and i'm scared
July 16, 2025 at 4:39 AM
my computer just farted and i'm scared
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*flirting* I'm so full of shit right now
July 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
*flirting* I'm so full of shit right now
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pee pee is feminine poo poo is masculine
July 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
pee pee is feminine poo poo is masculine
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if you laugh so hard you fart is it a faugh or a lart
August 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
if you laugh so hard you fart is it a faugh or a lart
what the fuck did i eat that my shit is so rank
July 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
what the fuck did i eat that my shit is so rank
an interesting windy fart to get this day going
July 12, 2025 at 12:30 PM
an interesting windy fart to get this day going
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There's nothing like starting the weekend by doing a poo that leaves you feeling like a shell of a person.
July 4, 2025 at 10:46 PM
There's nothing like starting the weekend by doing a poo that leaves you feeling like a shell of a person.
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RECESSION INDICATOR: i have to poop but my girlfriend is already in the bathroom
June 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
RECESSION INDICATOR: i have to poop but my girlfriend is already in the bathroom
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sorry i'm late for work, got lost in sitting on the toilet
May 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
sorry i'm late for work, got lost in sitting on the toilet
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darth vader voice: piss con
May 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
darth vader voice: piss con
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working on my butt breathing
(breathing through my butt)
(breathing through my butt)
June 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
working on my butt breathing
(breathing through my butt)
(breathing through my butt)
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poop and pee expert here - I actually wrote my masters thesis on if poop was pee. I was asking chatgpt when poop could be considered pee and it um... hallucinated an entire list of citations? about how pee was poop? and I was like, hello, bowling and crappler disproved that in the 90s, and then it
June 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
poop and pee expert here - I actually wrote my masters thesis on if poop was pee. I was asking chatgpt when poop could be considered pee and it um... hallucinated an entire list of citations? about how pee was poop? and I was like, hello, bowling and crappler disproved that in the 90s, and then it
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If you’re happy and you know it, unclench your buttcheeks.
June 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
If you’re happy and you know it, unclench your buttcheeks.
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returning the toilet paper to the store because shit keeps getting all over it
April 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
returning the toilet paper to the store because shit keeps getting all over it
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the two genders are can't poop and poop too much
May 3, 2025 at 7:14 AM
the two genders are can't poop and poop too much
got a giant pimple on my ass so big i asked my gf to put a pimple patch on it. worse still, its a pizza john pimple patch
May 4, 2025 at 6:12 AM
got a giant pimple on my ass so big i asked my gf to put a pimple patch on it. worse still, its a pizza john pimple patch
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alright who put all this poop in my butt
April 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
alright who put all this poop in my butt
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just got a push notification saying that i shit my pants
April 13, 2025 at 4:37 AM
just got a push notification saying that i shit my pants
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i just got diagnosed with adult diarrhea
April 22, 2025 at 11:12 PM
i just got diagnosed with adult diarrhea
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doing the whole setup for ritual seppuku but for taking a shit, having another a guy stand behind me to slice it off my ass
March 30, 2025 at 4:01 AM
doing the whole setup for ritual seppuku but for taking a shit, having another a guy stand behind me to slice it off my ass
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you just shit yourself
March 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
you just shit yourself