Mr Fanta Pants
@mrfantapants.bsky.social
Not totally useless, but not far off.
Not dumb enough to think that Starbucks is ever acceptable. Take me seriously at your own peril.
Not dumb enough to think that Starbucks is ever acceptable. Take me seriously at your own peril.
Time for wine and a gummy
January 31, 2026 at 8:19 AM
Time for wine and a gummy
Accidentally farted in the face of the Coles self checkout Nazi as she bent down to collect my empty basket I'd placed on the ground 💀
January 31, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Accidentally farted in the face of the Coles self checkout Nazi as she bent down to collect my empty basket I'd placed on the ground 💀
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@mrfantapants.bsky.social Happy Birthday 🎉
January 28, 2026 at 7:03 AM
@mrfantapants.bsky.social Happy Birthday 🎉
Going home on Saturday and I don't want to 😭
January 27, 2026 at 9:31 AM
Going home on Saturday and I don't want to 😭
That's my afternoon sorted
January 25, 2026 at 4:13 AM
That's my afternoon sorted
Say hello to Snickers, the Brussels Griffon
January 25, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Say hello to Snickers, the Brussels Griffon
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There's a special place in hell for delivery drivers who drop food or parcels etc right in front of the screen door, preventing you from being able to open it from inside.
January 23, 2026 at 9:51 AM
There's a special place in hell for delivery drivers who drop food or parcels etc right in front of the screen door, preventing you from being able to open it from inside.
There's a special place in hell for delivery drivers who drop food or parcels etc right in front of the screen door, preventing you from being able to open it from inside.
January 23, 2026 at 9:51 AM
There's a special place in hell for delivery drivers who drop food or parcels etc right in front of the screen door, preventing you from being able to open it from inside.
I've accidentally got myself tipsy before we take the dogs for their afternoon walk
January 22, 2026 at 8:09 AM
I've accidentally got myself tipsy before we take the dogs for their afternoon walk
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Alanis Morissette has been inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame.
January 21, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Alanis Morissette has been inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame.
Still laughing at this
January 18, 2026 at 11:07 AM
Still laughing at this
I'm not taking the time to use disinfectant wipes on my trolley before going into Woolies when I just had my tongue in my boyfriend's arsehole before I left home.
January 18, 2026 at 6:07 AM
I'm not taking the time to use disinfectant wipes on my trolley before going into Woolies when I just had my tongue in my boyfriend's arsehole before I left home.
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Hurry up and add a bar to Bunnings.
January 16, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Hurry up and add a bar to Bunnings.
First slushie of the weekend
January 16, 2026 at 7:12 AM
First slushie of the weekend
Hurry up and add a bar to Bunnings.
January 16, 2026 at 5:29 AM
Hurry up and add a bar to Bunnings.
Moist undercarriage
January 16, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Moist undercarriage
Giving the dogs collectible Star Trek plush toys to destroy, because, why not!
January 16, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Giving the dogs collectible Star Trek plush toys to destroy, because, why not!
Thank fuck it's Friday
January 15, 2026 at 8:57 PM
Thank fuck it's Friday
Finn and Louis update
January 14, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Finn and Louis update
And it was so 🤤
January 10, 2026 at 10:14 AM
And it was so 🤤
Cob loaf is happening. This is not a drill.
January 10, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Cob loaf is happening. This is not a drill.
Happy birthday, Louis!
January 10, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Happy birthday, Louis!