Mr Fanta Pants
@mrfantapants.bsky.social
Not totally useless, but not far off.
Not dumb enough to think that Starbucks is ever acceptable. Take me seriously at your own peril.
Not dumb enough to think that Starbucks is ever acceptable. Take me seriously at your own peril.
My new door mat just arrived
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 AM
My new door mat just arrived
Reposted by Mr Fanta Pants
I can’t believe how stupid everything is
November 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I can’t believe how stupid everything is
Exactly 1 year until I get long service leave 🥳
November 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Exactly 1 year until I get long service leave 🥳
Such pretty forks in the road
On this continuum I've been bouncing
Life flashing promise before my eyes
- @alanismorissette.bsky.social
On this continuum I've been bouncing
Life flashing promise before my eyes
- @alanismorissette.bsky.social
November 16, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Such pretty forks in the road
On this continuum I've been bouncing
Life flashing promise before my eyes
- @alanismorissette.bsky.social
On this continuum I've been bouncing
Life flashing promise before my eyes
- @alanismorissette.bsky.social
I may have just eaten a bay leaf but how the fuck can I be sure?
November 16, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I may have just eaten a bay leaf but how the fuck can I be sure?
No more looking straight into the neighbour's kitchen.
November 16, 2025 at 7:28 AM
No more looking straight into the neighbour's kitchen.
Look who's back. Back again.
November 16, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Look who's back. Back again.
After a wet start it's turned into a cracker of a day 😍
November 16, 2025 at 4:25 AM
After a wet start it's turned into a cracker of a day 😍
Stop. Hammer time!
November 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Stop. Hammer time!
You know the nap was good when you wake up drooling on the pillow.
November 15, 2025 at 5:33 AM
You know the nap was good when you wake up drooling on the pillow.
Perfect day to be at the beach!
November 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Perfect day to be at the beach!
I managed to fix the bog roll holder, so it stops falling down, without watching a YouTube how to video. I'm basically Bob the builder now.
November 14, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I managed to fix the bog roll holder, so it stops falling down, without watching a YouTube how to video. I'm basically Bob the builder now.
No, I will not tolerate having to hear people wishing others Merry Christmas in November.
Humanity has gone to hell in a hand basket.
Humanity has gone to hell in a hand basket.
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 AM
No, I will not tolerate having to hear people wishing others Merry Christmas in November.
Humanity has gone to hell in a hand basket.
Humanity has gone to hell in a hand basket.
If the hat fits...
November 9, 2025 at 5:54 AM
If the hat fits...
Finn has taken up bird watching
November 2, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Finn has taken up bird watching
One good thing about being in the arse end of Queensland is the pretty sunsets 😍
November 2, 2025 at 8:43 AM
One good thing about being in the arse end of Queensland is the pretty sunsets 😍
Irish Setter puppies update
November 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Irish Setter puppies update
Living 450m from the beach means we can wake up and do this 😍
October 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Living 450m from the beach means we can wake up and do this 😍
First night in the new house. A friend came over, we drank two bottles of champagne and ordered pizza. Now I'm ready for a hot shower and bed.
October 28, 2025 at 10:19 AM
First night in the new house. A friend came over, we drank two bottles of champagne and ordered pizza. Now I'm ready for a hot shower and bed.
Of course I can't get the internet connected. Might have to wait until NBN install FTTP tomorrow 😞
October 28, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Of course I can't get the internet connected. Might have to wait until NBN install FTTP tomorrow 😞
Why does it have to rain on my moving day?! 😭
October 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Why does it have to rain on my moving day?! 😭
Just got the keys to my new home 😍
October 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Just got the keys to my new home 😍
