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The UK version of “Project 2025” by the Reform party includes a British ICE, a concentration camp for 24,000 people, mass surveillance and withdrawing from refugee, anti-torture and anti-trafficking conventions.

It’s on their website. That’s how comfortable fascists are in the UK today.
The Legislation Upon winning a general election, a Reform government under Prime Minister Nigel Farage will: 1) Leave the ECHR 2.) Repeal the Human Rights Act and replace it with a British Bill of Rights. 3.) Pass The Illegal Migration (Mass Deportation) Bill: This Bill will: Create a legal duty to remove illegal migrants for the Home Secretary The Bill opens with a blunt obligation for the Home Secretary: "The Secretary of State shall ensure the removal from the United Kingdom of each person who does not have extant leave to remain and is not an Irish citizen or otherwise protected by regulations made under this Act." The following parts of the legislation are introduced on an emergency basis, with an in-built sunset clause after 5 years: Disapply the 1951 Refugee Convention, the UN Convention Against Torture, the Council of Europe Anti-Trafficking Convention (ECAT) Derogation is justified under the Vienna Convention doctrine of state of necessity: Britain faces a national emergency in which uncontrolled illegal migration undermines public order. These treaties will otherwise be used by activist judges to frustrate deportations, even after the repeals of the HRA and ECHR. Create Detention Power Without Hardial Singh Constraints This means illegal migrants can be detained until they are deported. Activist lawyers routinely use Hardial Singh to secure their client's bail, after which the client absconds. If you came to the UK illegally, you are ineligible for asylum. End of story All asylum claims will become inadmissible if made by a person within the Act's scope. If you came to the country illegally, you are ineligible for asylum in the UK. This strips the Home Office, the immigration tribunals and the higher courts of jurisdiction to even consider claims. A claim that cannot be considered cannot suspend removal and therefore, cannot delay a flight. Re-entering after deportation and destroying ID becomes a serious criminal offence Re-entry after deportation will be… The Operational Plan We will create an enforcement unit called UK Deportation Command, including an Illegal Migrant Identification Centre - harnessing cutting edge data fusion A Reform government will create a cutting edge enforcement data centre to relentlessly identify and detain all illegal migrants in the UK. Using powers granted by the new legislation, it will automatically share data between the Home Office, NHS, HMRC, DVLA, banks and the police. It will power bulk warrants, including mandatory biometric capture during any police encounter. Each power addresses a failure mode observed over the past decade - for example, banks and GP surgeries unaware of a customer's status, or overstayers slipping through because a warrant covered only a single property. Secure Immigration Removal Centres (SIRC) will be built rapidly to detain up to 24,000 Detention capacity for up to 24,000 will be created within 18 months. The Home Office will build Secure Immigration Removal Centres. This will be modular accommodation built in remote parts of the country. Conditions are basic but not punitive: prefabricated two-person rooms, canteen catering, on-site medical suites. Robust perimeters and internal movement controls prevent escapes. This enables detention-on-arrest: no more bail. This capacity would allow for up to 24,000 illegal migrants to be deported per month. Initial Voluntary Return Window A six-month Assisted Voluntary Return window precedes large-scale raids. Illegal migrants will be offered a financial incentive to self-deport. An app will be launched to facilitate this. The Deportation Flights The Home Office will scale up charters to 5 flights per day. To guard against last-minute aircraft unserviceability, the RAF will keep one Voyager aircraft on six-hour 'hot-spare' readiness. If a commercial charter breaks down, detainees can still be flown out that night, preserving operational integrity. The legal reset will mean activist lawyers will no longer be able preven…
January 26, 2026 at 1:22 PM
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michaelspicer.bsky.social
Labour defends Trump.
January 9, 2026 at 4:52 PM
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
silly me
January 8, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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ewacat.bsky.social
Who the hell was posting about this video, I fucking love it, I'm obsessed, who caused this youtu.be/ef568d0CrRY?...
1000 Players Simulate Civilization: Rich & Poor
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December 29, 2025 at 12:11 PM
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picturesofnixon.com
not the kind of behavior I expect from the winner of the fifa peace prize
December 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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itsjoels.bsky.social
Liar Reeves must go now I know doctors, dentists and architects.
December 1, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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poorlydrawnlines.bsky.social
always be there
November 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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danielleri.bsky.social
Kind of want to put this bit on a billboard somewhere (or, idk, replace every web ad everywhere with this text) bsky.app/profile/edzi...
Text describing the current state of business in media and tech (and most industries, truly)
September 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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frizfrizzle.bsky.social
And here's my assistant, Little Parker Booowles!
King Charles and Camilla sat on big red thrones, ala Greg Davies and Alex Horne on Taskmaster
November 17, 2024 at 10:04 AM
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acmedarryl.bsky.social
Excellent primer on the background of the Charlie Kirk killer.
assignedmale.bsky.social Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · Sep 13
The Groyper Wars
September 13, 2025 at 10:25 AM
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anonopin.bsky.social
Beef Wellington is just a sausage roll for cunts.
August 23, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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unfitz.bsky.social
My earliest memory is me accidentally electrocuting myself.

It happened 10 minutes ago.
August 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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jaunty.art
You’re never alone when you have eye worms
An illustration of your eye worms Text reads “you’re never alone when you have eye worms”
April 13, 2024 at 6:46 AM
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mooseallain.bsky.social
Don’t let other people’s enjoyment of things you don’t like ruin your day. You’re better than that.
August 15, 2025 at 10:10 AM
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remembrancewatch.bsky.social
This alt is a work of genius
Top left: mysterious red haired women wearing earrings & with sunshine behind her head Top centre: Queen Elizabeth II Top Right: Henry Kissinger (probably) image of The Pearly Gates 2nd row left: The Unknown Soldier 2nd row next left: Paddington Bear 2nd row next: Hulk Hogan 2nd row right: Ozzy Osborne lower frame: poppies What do they have in common? Were they all racist?
July 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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dankackroyd.bsky.social
*runs back into the room sweating and struggling for breath*

Nobody Does it LETTER

😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
July 18, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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pietersender.bsky.social
I’m no expert but I would’ve got a person to do it.
A BBC news headline which says “Penguin says it did “all necessary due diligence” with The Salt Path
July 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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captainhowdy.bsky.social
There's a very easy solution to all of this.
July 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
facebegone.bsky.social
Noel Edmonds and Tom Cruise have the same weird energy...
June 20, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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verybadllama.bsky.social
can't believe we're heading into WWIII right as my knees are getting past their prime "crawling under a desk for safety" years
June 17, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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mooseallain.bsky.social
Proud to announce that my town is the first to appoint an anti-mayor. Their role is primarily symbolic, attending the many closing down ceremonies, tying ribbons across the doors of failed businesses, ushering the final occupants out of social services premises, shutting the library down, etc.
June 9, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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daniel-barker.bsky.social
Manosphere: women biologically need a man tall enough to scan the horizon for predators and pecs that can withstand a hurricane that's science.
Every unattached woman I know: find me a man who smells nice asks questions and has 1 hobby or I will start shooting hostages.
June 4, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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ajred.bsky.social
Pop stars doing their bit.
May 21, 2025 at 8:25 AM
facebegone.bsky.social
Doing 100 things badly.
May 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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edmorrish.bsky.social
the way democracy works now is that we keep voting for people to whack us in the nuts with bigger and bigger hammers. occasionally we vote for someone who says they’ll use smaller hammers, but guess what? bigger hammers
May 13, 2025 at 8:27 AM