fab_manatee
@fab-manatee.bsky.social
33|he/him|Capricorn|Cinephile/Culture Geek|Recluse|Socially Awkward |Anxiety Depression Meat bag|Anti-fascist
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If you got $1 million, you can pretty much commit any crime you want and Trump will pardon you. I would recommend Pam Bondi’s brother for representation. He seems to get the best results, for some reason.
January 2, 2026 at 12:04 AM
If you got $1 million, you can pretty much commit any crime you want and Trump will pardon you. I would recommend Pam Bondi’s brother for representation. He seems to get the best results, for some reason.
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i was just thinking about this. when a fascist squeaks by, it’s a mandate. when a progressive wins by a landslide, he needs to be deferential. it’s such bullshit.
as a texan i'll spare people zohran takes but one thing i think we're going to see even more of now that he's mayor is mainstream media shift the goal posts of what having a mandate is. trump had a mandate when he narrowly won but zohran has to reach out to all these factions no matter what
January 2, 2026 at 12:19 AM
i was just thinking about this. when a fascist squeaks by, it’s a mandate. when a progressive wins by a landslide, he needs to be deferential. it’s such bullshit.
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reading the scott adams news and getting the feeling that some of the worst creeps, fascists and chuds might eat it in 2026.
some chaotic good poster with a ghoulish sense of humor should make a running tally on bluesky about that. you know, like those "every movie I've seen this year" threads...
some chaotic good poster with a ghoulish sense of humor should make a running tally on bluesky about that. you know, like those "every movie I've seen this year" threads...
January 2, 2026 at 12:30 AM
reading the scott adams news and getting the feeling that some of the worst creeps, fascists and chuds might eat it in 2026.
some chaotic good poster with a ghoulish sense of humor should make a running tally on bluesky about that. you know, like those "every movie I've seen this year" threads...
some chaotic good poster with a ghoulish sense of humor should make a running tally on bluesky about that. you know, like those "every movie I've seen this year" threads...
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Just a reminder that Trump has, on camera, bragged about walking in on Miss Teen USA contestants changing and explained his 17-year-old daughter asked him not to “date” girls younger than her.
I’m not sure what’s true in the Epstein Files, but when you recall those facts it all seems plausible
I’m not sure what’s true in the Epstein Files, but when you recall those facts it all seems plausible
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Just a reminder that Trump has, on camera, bragged about walking in on Miss Teen USA contestants changing and explained his 17-year-old daughter asked him not to “date” girls younger than her.
I’m not sure what’s true in the Epstein Files, but when you recall those facts it all seems plausible
I’m not sure what’s true in the Epstein Files, but when you recall those facts it all seems plausible
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The Epstein files on the DOJ website allow you to highlight the redacted text, copy it, and paste it into another document, which reveals what was hidden. You can also press Ctrl+F and search for “Trump ” (with a space) to see his name appear more than 600 times. #OpDeathEaters
December 23, 2025 at 2:04 PM
The Epstein files on the DOJ website allow you to highlight the redacted text, copy it, and paste it into another document, which reveals what was hidden. You can also press Ctrl+F and search for “Trump ” (with a space) to see his name appear more than 600 times. #OpDeathEaters
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Epstein record EFTA00020517 features an FBI intake report dated 10/27/2020. An unidentified individual had reported that Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein had raped an unidentified woman when she was a child. #OpDeathEaters
December 23, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Epstein record EFTA00020517 features an FBI intake report dated 10/27/2020. An unidentified individual had reported that Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein had raped an unidentified woman when she was a child. #OpDeathEaters
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They've got Jar-Jar Binks writing headlines now
Former Republican Sen. Ben Sasse announced that he’s been diagnosed with “metastasized, stage 4 pancreatic cancer, and am gonna die. https://cnn.it/45hqdBB
December 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
They've got Jar-Jar Binks writing headlines now
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Former Netanyahu spokesperson Eli Feldstein, reports that Netanyahu tasked him with a secret plan to help him evade responsibility for the October 7th attack.
December 24, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Former Netanyahu spokesperson Eli Feldstein, reports that Netanyahu tasked him with a secret plan to help him evade responsibility for the October 7th attack.
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Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
December 20, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Chicago is having none of this administration's BS.
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a sequel:
cis people on the skyline are genuinely more distressed by the trump-kennedy center than the fact that congress said a second time in 2 days, “no, really this kind of child’s healthcare should be banned & criminalized” & 46/47 non-GOP senators won’t commit to “i will oppose this.”
cis people on the skyline are genuinely more distressed by the trump-kennedy center than the fact that congress said a second time in 2 days, “no, really this kind of child’s healthcare should be banned & criminalized” & 46/47 non-GOP senators won’t commit to “i will oppose this.”
December 19, 2025 at 8:01 PM
a sequel:
cis people on the skyline are genuinely more distressed by the trump-kennedy center than the fact that congress said a second time in 2 days, “no, really this kind of child’s healthcare should be banned & criminalized” & 46/47 non-GOP senators won’t commit to “i will oppose this.”
cis people on the skyline are genuinely more distressed by the trump-kennedy center than the fact that congress said a second time in 2 days, “no, really this kind of child’s healthcare should be banned & criminalized” & 46/47 non-GOP senators won’t commit to “i will oppose this.”
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my “yes, even the empty margins of our files are redacted” t-shirt answers a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
my “yes, even the empty margins of our files are redacted” t-shirt answers a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt
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Brilliant editorial cartoonist @lelievre.bsky.social
has deciphered the illegally broad redactions of the illegally incomplete release of Epstein files.
has deciphered the illegally broad redactions of the illegally incomplete release of Epstein files.
December 19, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Brilliant editorial cartoonist @lelievre.bsky.social
has deciphered the illegally broad redactions of the illegally incomplete release of Epstein files.
has deciphered the illegally broad redactions of the illegally incomplete release of Epstein files.
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lmao this is the worst possible way they could have done it, you gotta leave him in some non-terrible stuff so you can argue that's all there is
"he wasn't mentioned once" is not gonna fly
"he wasn't mentioned once" is not gonna fly
December 19, 2025 at 9:38 PM
lmao this is the worst possible way they could have done it, you gotta leave him in some non-terrible stuff so you can argue that's all there is
"he wasn't mentioned once" is not gonna fly
"he wasn't mentioned once" is not gonna fly
People associating this song with Christmas just because of ONE word, really shows how media literacy in this country has gone down a fucking cliff.
And don’t even get me started on the over-singing on half of these covers! Ugh.
And don’t even get me started on the over-singing on half of these covers! Ugh.
Annual reminder that Leonard Cohen’s Hallelujah is in no way, shape, or form a Christmas Song.
No matter how much Pentatonix pretends otherwise.
No matter how much Pentatonix pretends otherwise.
December 18, 2025 at 7:27 AM
People associating this song with Christmas just because of ONE word, really shows how media literacy in this country has gone down a fucking cliff.
And don’t even get me started on the over-singing on half of these covers! Ugh.
And don’t even get me started on the over-singing on half of these covers! Ugh.
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without Rob Reiner’s Castle Rock production company we wouldn’t have:
City Slickers, Honeymoon in Vegas, In the Line of Fire, The Shawshank Redemption, Before Sunrise, Dolores Claiborne, Lone Star, Waiting for Guffman, and more - in a six-year period alone
City Slickers, Honeymoon in Vegas, In the Line of Fire, The Shawshank Redemption, Before Sunrise, Dolores Claiborne, Lone Star, Waiting for Guffman, and more - in a six-year period alone
December 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
without Rob Reiner’s Castle Rock production company we wouldn’t have:
City Slickers, Honeymoon in Vegas, In the Line of Fire, The Shawshank Redemption, Before Sunrise, Dolores Claiborne, Lone Star, Waiting for Guffman, and more - in a six-year period alone
City Slickers, Honeymoon in Vegas, In the Line of Fire, The Shawshank Redemption, Before Sunrise, Dolores Claiborne, Lone Star, Waiting for Guffman, and more - in a six-year period alone
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When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.
December 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.
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The two kinds of people you meet online
December 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
The two kinds of people you meet online
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Okay fucker, the difference is I CAN'T CHANGE DIALYSIS PROVIDERS.
There is no "price shopping" for a treatment I need to stay alive. I can't wait for a fucking sale you dipshit.
If you'd ever dealt with the ACTUAL medical system and not your taxpayer-funded free-ride insurance, you'd fucking know.
There is no "price shopping" for a treatment I need to stay alive. I can't wait for a fucking sale you dipshit.
If you'd ever dealt with the ACTUAL medical system and not your taxpayer-funded free-ride insurance, you'd fucking know.
Roger Marshall: "We want patients to become consumers again. We want patients to see what the actual prices are. We believe that if we would add the price tags to this bill, that it would save the country a trillion dollars a year."
December 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Okay fucker, the difference is I CAN'T CHANGE DIALYSIS PROVIDERS.
There is no "price shopping" for a treatment I need to stay alive. I can't wait for a fucking sale you dipshit.
If you'd ever dealt with the ACTUAL medical system and not your taxpayer-funded free-ride insurance, you'd fucking know.
There is no "price shopping" for a treatment I need to stay alive. I can't wait for a fucking sale you dipshit.
If you'd ever dealt with the ACTUAL medical system and not your taxpayer-funded free-ride insurance, you'd fucking know.
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I love the fact that Jordan Peterson wrote multiple books telling people how they need to live their lives while simultaneously having his own life constantly spiraling out of control.
Jordan Peterson is finally home after a month in ICU, but his daughter says recovery has been “slow” and doctors still don’t fully know what’s going on.
Jordan Peterson Health Update: Daughter Says Recovery Remains Slow After Month in ICU
Mikhaila Fuller, daughter of Dr. Jordan Peterson, provided an update this week about her father’s extended illness.
churchleaders.com
December 11, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I love the fact that Jordan Peterson wrote multiple books telling people how they need to live their lives while simultaneously having his own life constantly spiraling out of control.
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It’s almost like electing Jeffrey Epstein’s best friend to be PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES isn’t such a good idea…
November 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It’s almost like electing Jeffrey Epstein’s best friend to be PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES isn’t such a good idea…
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The President of the United States is publicly calling for the political prosecution of his political opponents, urging the death penalty because they urged soldiers to uphold the rule of law.
This should be front page news everywhere. It is not, which tells much about how we got to this point.
This should be front page news everywhere. It is not, which tells much about how we got to this point.
November 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
The President of the United States is publicly calling for the political prosecution of his political opponents, urging the death penalty because they urged soldiers to uphold the rule of law.
This should be front page news everywhere. It is not, which tells much about how we got to this point.
This should be front page news everywhere. It is not, which tells much about how we got to this point.
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US Congress voted 285–98 to condemn "socialism." 88 Democrats joined Republicans, including Hakeem Jeffries.
What they mean by socialism is your access to healthcare, housing, safety regulations, and anything that benefits you instead of the oligarchy. There has been no vote to condemn fascism. #3E
What they mean by socialism is your access to healthcare, housing, safety regulations, and anything that benefits you instead of the oligarchy. There has been no vote to condemn fascism. #3E
November 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
US Congress voted 285–98 to condemn "socialism." 88 Democrats joined Republicans, including Hakeem Jeffries.
What they mean by socialism is your access to healthcare, housing, safety regulations, and anything that benefits you instead of the oligarchy. There has been no vote to condemn fascism. #3E
What they mean by socialism is your access to healthcare, housing, safety regulations, and anything that benefits you instead of the oligarchy. There has been no vote to condemn fascism. #3E
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The only reason Trump got away with it with the Mueller Report is that the press rushed out to publish "Mueller finds no wrongdoing!" headlines. Will they do the same thing with Epstein? (Yes, they will.)
Just a reminder that Trump had his attorney general preempt the Mueller Report with a self-serving “summary” and the media ran with it and it defined everything that came after.
Something to remember as we wait for a probably doctored and scrubbed “Epstein Files” report.
Something to remember as we wait for a probably doctored and scrubbed “Epstein Files” report.
November 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
The only reason Trump got away with it with the Mueller Report is that the press rushed out to publish "Mueller finds no wrongdoing!" headlines. Will they do the same thing with Epstein? (Yes, they will.)
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Fox legal analyst responds to Trump’s unhinged and psychotic posts calling for Democratic senators and representatives to be executed for posting a video urging service members to obey their oath to the Constitution and follow the law in the UCMJ.
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Fox legal analyst responds to Trump’s unhinged and psychotic posts calling for Democratic senators and representatives to be executed for posting a video urging service members to obey their oath to the Constitution and follow the law in the UCMJ.
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This deserves an independent inquiry, including into the MAGA troll farms used to threaten victims, their supporters and others (lawyers, politicians, investigators) who go near this case. #OpDeathEaters #3E
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This deserves an independent inquiry, including into the MAGA troll farms used to threaten victims, their supporters and others (lawyers, politicians, investigators) who go near this case. #OpDeathEaters #3E