andyzipp
@andyzipp.bsky.social
100% dumb AF 100% of the time.
Welcome to MAGA’s newer, even more vile talking point. There is no limit to the lengths they will go to protect wealthy, influential pedophiles. Especially orange ones.
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Welcome to MAGA’s newer, even more vile talking point. There is no limit to the lengths they will go to protect wealthy, influential pedophiles. Especially orange ones.
If they’re guilty, let them burn.
See how easy that is?
See how easy that is?
A whole lotta liberals who were willing to take Epstein’s money turning off their phones tonight.
November 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
If they’re guilty, let them burn.
See how easy that is?
See how easy that is?
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Today's a great day for those with GOP Members of Congress to ask them when they plan to either (a) demand Trump's resignation for being deeply involved in a pedophilia ring; or (b) explain why they don't believe that being deeply involved in a pedophilia ring requires a president's resignation.
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Today's a great day for those with GOP Members of Congress to ask them when they plan to either (a) demand Trump's resignation for being deeply involved in a pedophilia ring; or (b) explain why they don't believe that being deeply involved in a pedophilia ring requires a president's resignation.
Hearing reports that the $2000 tariff refunds will hit bank accounts on February 30th.
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Hearing reports that the $2000 tariff refunds will hit bank accounts on February 30th.
People who don’t travel for work: “Business travel looks like a lot of fun. I bet you get to see a ton of things.”
Things I’m seeing tonight:
Things I’m seeing tonight:
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
People who don’t travel for work: “Business travel looks like a lot of fun. I bet you get to see a ton of things.”
Things I’m seeing tonight:
Things I’m seeing tonight:
Have you ever wanted to pay $120,000 for a $60,000 car?
Boy does the Trump White House have a plan for you!
To go along with your 50 year mortgage...
Boy does the Trump White House have a plan for you!
To go along with your 50 year mortgage...
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Have you ever wanted to pay $120,000 for a $60,000 car?
Boy does the Trump White House have a plan for you!
To go along with your 50 year mortgage...
Boy does the Trump White House have a plan for you!
To go along with your 50 year mortgage...
Well, in Kentucky they say that Kim Davis’ already huge forehead grew three sizes that day.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
bit.ly
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Well, in Kentucky they say that Kim Davis’ already huge forehead grew three sizes that day.
How often do kickers miss football games due to injury?
It feels like it happens to Fairbairn more often than is usual and customary.
It feels like it happens to Fairbairn more often than is usual and customary.
November 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
How often do kickers miss football games due to injury?
It feels like it happens to Fairbairn more often than is usual and customary.
It feels like it happens to Fairbairn more often than is usual and customary.
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I don’t value my existence, But I realise the amount of hours I committed to other people trying to make sure their mental health is in check, preventing suicide in DMs, supporting them during the season… they abandoned me and called me fatiguing, but ‘like’. People are horrible, ICE or not #Astros
November 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I don’t value my existence, But I realise the amount of hours I committed to other people trying to make sure their mental health is in check, preventing suicide in DMs, supporting them during the season… they abandoned me and called me fatiguing, but ‘like’. People are horrible, ICE or not #Astros
Reed’s footwork is pretty shitty right now.
November 8, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Reed’s footwork is pretty shitty right now.
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 8, 2025 at 11:01 PM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
My childhood in Houston:
November 8, 2025 at 5:30 PM
My childhood in Houston:
Growing up in the 80’s, this felt like a common occurrence.
So did waiting in a field house waiting for the coach to find a payphone to tell us if we had made the playoffs or not.
So did waiting in a field house waiting for the coach to find a payphone to tell us if we had made the playoffs or not.
This is a perfect encapsulation of Texas HS football, especially out west.
Coaches meeting at a gas station to do a coin flip to see who makes the playoffs.
(via @lancelahnert on Twitter)
Coaches meeting at a gas station to do a coin flip to see who makes the playoffs.
(via @lancelahnert on Twitter)
November 8, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Growing up in the 80’s, this felt like a common occurrence.
So did waiting in a field house waiting for the coach to find a payphone to tell us if we had made the playoffs or not.
So did waiting in a field house waiting for the coach to find a payphone to tell us if we had made the playoffs or not.
What a miracle it is that this guy has avoided going out of business for like the 10th time.
🙄
🙄
November 7, 2025 at 1:11 PM
What a miracle it is that this guy has avoided going out of business for like the 10th time.
🙄
🙄
I’ve read some articles recently on the benefits for Americans moving to Russia. Maybe they should look into that. 🤣🤣
Pour one out for all the rich Republicans who threatened to leave NYC if Mamdani won. Enjoy Tennessee or Arkansas-- I'm sure it will be very fulfilling and the social life will be totally comparable!
November 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I’ve read some articles recently on the benefits for Americans moving to Russia. Maybe they should look into that. 🤣🤣
So, a participation trophy?
Isn’t the “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” crowd against participation trophies?
Isn’t the “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” crowd against participation trophies?
November 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
So, a participation trophy?
Isn’t the “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” crowd against participation trophies?
Isn’t the “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” crowd against participation trophies?
“You don’t fear death, you welcome it. Your punishment must be more severe.”
November 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
“You don’t fear death, you welcome it. Your punishment must be more severe.”
Ah, The Luxor.
Why do you still exist?
Why do you still exist?
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Ah, The Luxor.
Why do you still exist?
Why do you still exist?
Whistle Pig 18 Old Fashioned?Depressant.
Glass of Sangiovese Chianti Classico (x3)? Depressant.
Affogato? Stimulant.
Waitress offering me one of her edibles?
It’s like an adult Choose Your Own Adventure…
Glass of Sangiovese Chianti Classico (x3)? Depressant.
Affogato? Stimulant.
Waitress offering me one of her edibles?
It’s like an adult Choose Your Own Adventure…
November 5, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Whistle Pig 18 Old Fashioned?Depressant.
Glass of Sangiovese Chianti Classico (x3)? Depressant.
Affogato? Stimulant.
Waitress offering me one of her edibles?
It’s like an adult Choose Your Own Adventure…
Glass of Sangiovese Chianti Classico (x3)? Depressant.
Affogato? Stimulant.
Waitress offering me one of her edibles?
It’s like an adult Choose Your Own Adventure…
Is this a mandate? It feels like a mandate.
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Is this a mandate? It feels like a mandate.
I’m happy about the election results around the country, but my mind keeps going back to the horrible night a year ago, alone in a NYC hotel room watching results in a word mix of horror and disgust.
It’s been a bad year.
It’s been a bad year.
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I’m happy about the election results around the country, but my mind keeps going back to the horrible night a year ago, alone in a NYC hotel room watching results in a word mix of horror and disgust.
It’s been a bad year.
It’s been a bad year.
He’ll never have to buy a beer in Houston the rest of his life.
Having said that, it’s time.
Having said that, it’s time.
Sources: Chas McCormick has been outrighted by the Houston Astros to make more room on the 40-man roster.
McCormick will forever have a spot in Houston fans hearts with his huge catch in the 2022 World Series, as well as the Chas Chomp.
McCormick will forever have a spot in Houston fans hearts with his huge catch in the 2022 World Series, as well as the Chas Chomp.
November 4, 2025 at 7:22 PM
He’ll never have to buy a beer in Houston the rest of his life.
Having said that, it’s time.
Having said that, it’s time.
You can’t just announce a blue light special on jerky all willy-nilly.
A huge brawl broke out at the Bass Pro Shop grand opening in Odessa, TX. From the looks of it, no one was seriously injured...
November 3, 2025 at 7:33 PM
You can’t just announce a blue light special on jerky all willy-nilly.