andyzipp
@andyzipp.bsky.social
100% dumb AF 100% of the time.
Chief Engineer in charge of XPENG?
One Mr. S. Mixalot, PhD.
One Mr. S. Mixalot, PhD.
November 21, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Chief Engineer in charge of XPENG?
One Mr. S. Mixalot, PhD.
One Mr. S. Mixalot, PhD.
"Your grandmother doesn't need slippers" isn't the flex they seem to think it is."
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 21, 2025 at 3:36 PM
"Your grandmother doesn't need slippers" isn't the flex they seem to think it is."
Outstanding.
"Join ICE" - Jesse Welles (LIVE on The Late Show)
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
youtu.be
November 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Outstanding.
Glad Walgreens is on top of this previously untapped market.
November 21, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Glad Walgreens is on top of this previously untapped market.
Astros Question that has nothing to do with the middle infield:
Does Cam Smith possess the speed to play centerfield at the MLB level?
Does Cam Smith possess the speed to play centerfield at the MLB level?
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Astros Question that has nothing to do with the middle infield:
Does Cam Smith possess the speed to play centerfield at the MLB level?
Does Cam Smith possess the speed to play centerfield at the MLB level?
Yeah! It's your responsibility not to get cancer. If you fail your duty as an American to avoid tumors, you shouldn't be "rewarded" with medical care. Gawddamn slackers.
Markwayne Mullin: "Reward people for being healthy. Think about this. Healthcare is the only industry that you're not rewarded for taking care of your responsibility. If you think about homeowners insurance, if you're within 500 feet of a fire hydrant, your insurance goes down."
November 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Yeah! It's your responsibility not to get cancer. If you fail your duty as an American to avoid tumors, you shouldn't be "rewarded" with medical care. Gawddamn slackers.
I guess this means Dubon is not on the trade block?
November 18, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I guess this means Dubon is not on the trade block?
The degree of difficulty has been raised, but the smart money is still on the DNC to fuck this up somehow.
November 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The degree of difficulty has been raised, but the smart money is still on the DNC to fuck this up somehow.
Once again…fuck the Adams family.
November 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Once again…fuck the Adams family.
I’m sure “icing” a kicker has worked a few times in NFL history. Mostly in the era when football players sold Kenmores in the offseason.
But it has never worked frequently enough to make it as necessary as coaches seem to think it is. It’s like some weird futile tradition now.
But it has never worked frequently enough to make it as necessary as coaches seem to think it is. It’s like some weird futile tradition now.
November 16, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I’m sure “icing” a kicker has worked a few times in NFL history. Mostly in the era when football players sold Kenmores in the offseason.
But it has never worked frequently enough to make it as necessary as coaches seem to think it is. It’s like some weird futile tradition now.
But it has never worked frequently enough to make it as necessary as coaches seem to think it is. It’s like some weird futile tradition now.
This is more like two competing car wrecks than it is a NFL game…
November 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
This is more like two competing car wrecks than it is a NFL game…
Shit.
Tari Eason has a strained oblique and will be out 4-6 weeks, Rockets coach Ime Udoka just told us after practice.
November 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Shit.
This. This is the team I’ve been dreading seeing all season.
This is why you can never, NEVER get your hopes up about A&M athletics.
Honestly, this performance should drop them out of the top 12.
This is why you can never, NEVER get your hopes up about A&M athletics.
Honestly, this performance should drop them out of the top 12.
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
This. This is the team I’ve been dreading seeing all season.
This is why you can never, NEVER get your hopes up about A&M athletics.
Honestly, this performance should drop them out of the top 12.
This is why you can never, NEVER get your hopes up about A&M athletics.
Honestly, this performance should drop them out of the top 12.
I feel like Tim Tebow is somehow buying his on-air wardrobe from Chess King.
November 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I feel like Tim Tebow is somehow buying his on-air wardrobe from Chess King.
Apple Music with the deep early 90’s cut.
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Apple Music with the deep early 90’s cut.
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131 days until Opening Day
November 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
131 days until Opening Day
If the Astros could somehow get Ketel Marte from the D-Backs, what, realistically, do you give up?
Gotta imagine Paredes is the beginning (but nowhere close to the end) of that kind of package.
Gotta imagine Paredes is the beginning (but nowhere close to the end) of that kind of package.
November 14, 2025 at 5:26 PM
If the Astros could somehow get Ketel Marte from the D-Backs, what, realistically, do you give up?
Gotta imagine Paredes is the beginning (but nowhere close to the end) of that kind of package.
Gotta imagine Paredes is the beginning (but nowhere close to the end) of that kind of package.
Welcome to MAGA’s newer, even more vile talking point. There is no limit to the lengths they will go to protect wealthy, influential pedophiles. Especially orange ones.
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Welcome to MAGA’s newer, even more vile talking point. There is no limit to the lengths they will go to protect wealthy, influential pedophiles. Especially orange ones.
If they’re guilty, let them burn.
See how easy that is?
See how easy that is?
A whole lotta liberals who were willing to take Epstein’s money turning off their phones tonight.
November 13, 2025 at 1:16 AM
If they’re guilty, let them burn.
See how easy that is?
See how easy that is?
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Today's a great day for those with GOP Members of Congress to ask them when they plan to either (a) demand Trump's resignation for being deeply involved in a pedophilia ring; or (b) explain why they don't believe that being deeply involved in a pedophilia ring requires a president's resignation.
November 12, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Today's a great day for those with GOP Members of Congress to ask them when they plan to either (a) demand Trump's resignation for being deeply involved in a pedophilia ring; or (b) explain why they don't believe that being deeply involved in a pedophilia ring requires a president's resignation.
Hearing reports that the $2000 tariff refunds will hit bank accounts on February 30th.
November 12, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Hearing reports that the $2000 tariff refunds will hit bank accounts on February 30th.
People who don’t travel for work: “Business travel looks like a lot of fun. I bet you get to see a ton of things.”
Things I’m seeing tonight:
Things I’m seeing tonight:
November 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
People who don’t travel for work: “Business travel looks like a lot of fun. I bet you get to see a ton of things.”
Things I’m seeing tonight:
Things I’m seeing tonight:
Have you ever wanted to pay $120,000 for a $60,000 car?
Boy does the Trump White House have a plan for you!
To go along with your 50 year mortgage...
Boy does the Trump White House have a plan for you!
To go along with your 50 year mortgage...
November 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Have you ever wanted to pay $120,000 for a $60,000 car?
Boy does the Trump White House have a plan for you!
To go along with your 50 year mortgage...
Boy does the Trump White House have a plan for you!
To go along with your 50 year mortgage...
Well, in Kentucky they say that Kim Davis’ already huge forehead grew three sizes that day.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
bit.ly
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Well, in Kentucky they say that Kim Davis’ already huge forehead grew three sizes that day.
How often do kickers miss football games due to injury?
It feels like it happens to Fairbairn more often than is usual and customary.
It feels like it happens to Fairbairn more often than is usual and customary.
November 9, 2025 at 7:09 PM
How often do kickers miss football games due to injury?
It feels like it happens to Fairbairn more often than is usual and customary.
It feels like it happens to Fairbairn more often than is usual and customary.