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Stay Woke
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This is…brilliant.
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Rolling out a doxxing program on your social media platform and then immediately pausing it because everyone is a robot
November 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Imagine having so much rizz that you meet someone once and change their entire dress code.
November 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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"females"
Feds encountering loudmouthed Chicago women
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Marlon B from Zex Sea !
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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Grand opening, grand closing.

X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Thankful for this day of respite 🙏
Q: Why did you fly here? Aren't trains greener?

MAMDANI: I will use every form of transit and I want to make sure they are all affordable in NYC

TRUMP: That's a lot quicker too, in all fairness. I'll stick up for you.
November 22, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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guy looked like a make a wish kid meeting Mamdani
November 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?

We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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ICYMI the replies and quote tweets to this have been one giant timeline cleanse
Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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The most important thing I've learned in 2025? Detroit is not a real place 😭😭😭

www.instagram.com/reel/DRLqn2a...
November 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Hal hadn’t survived three Thanksgivings by being stupid.
November 21, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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I asked grok who was the better role model for humanity, Jesus Christ or Elon Musk. GUESS WHAT.
November 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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oh my god i take it back, grok is amazing
November 19, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Class mix from Lloyd 🪩 www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tchp...
Lloyd @TheLotRadio 10-24-2025
YouTube video by The Lot Radio
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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Imagine being Sotomayor & Jackson reading all these headlines, and thinking back to this exchange
November 20, 2025 at 6:58 PM
No context NYT
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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I mean jesus christ, it was not that long ago that "papers please" was damn near universally accepted as a 2-word shorthand for the kind of oppressive society that we beat our chests over being better than
Email just went out on my campus that the Immigration Goons ("federal immigration agents") will be in town (Raleigh).

Inter alia, it says,"International students, faculty and staff should carry evidence of their immigration status with them at all times."

The fuck kind of country are we living in?
November 18, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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One of the best cross-examinations I've heard started with: "Sir, can you describe what you're apologizing for?"

That seems appropriate here.
Larry Summers tells @theharvardcrimson.bsky.social
he’s stepping back from all public commitments in light of his messages with Epstein, saying he is “deeply ashamed” and hopes “to rebuild trust and repair relationships.”

He will continue teaching.

www.thecrimson.com/article/2025...
November 18, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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In honor of his 83rd birthday, my 5 favorite Scorsese shots
1. Casino - Car cutting across desert, reflected in Ace's glasses
2. Raging Bull -- Sugar Ray winds up to pulverize Jake
3. Goodfellas -- Copacabana
4. Age of Innocence -- lighthouse/dock
5. Last Temptation -- final shot--image burns up
November 18, 2025 at 4:01 AM