Eugenia L. Pascual
@eugeniapascual.bsky.social
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
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The vet said my cat is spoiled "even for a cat". I don't think he meant this as a compliment but I'm taking it as one anyway
February 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The vet said my cat is spoiled "even for a cat". I don't think he meant this as a compliment but I'm taking it as one anyway
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My friend said she and her mom agreed not to speak Spanish to each other in public anymore. Oh man, that hit hard.
I’m so sorry this is who we’ve become.
I’m so sorry this is who we’ve become.
February 14, 2025 at 5:27 AM
My friend said she and her mom agreed not to speak Spanish to each other in public anymore. Oh man, that hit hard.
I’m so sorry this is who we’ve become.
I’m so sorry this is who we’ve become.
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Meta Just Laid Off 3,600 People with nothing but a cold, soulless email. No matter how loyal you are, they can drop you tomorrow. So, take your damn vacations. If your kids are sick, be there for them. No matter how hard you grind or how dedicated you are, these companies aren’t loyal to you.
February 12, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Meta Just Laid Off 3,600 People with nothing but a cold, soulless email. No matter how loyal you are, they can drop you tomorrow. So, take your damn vacations. If your kids are sick, be there for them. No matter how hard you grind or how dedicated you are, these companies aren’t loyal to you.
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In two years, this man has gone from saying he's too old to show his tits, to doing a topless scene, and reading porn written about his characters on a live zoom call.
I love this for him.
I love this for him.
Have some serotonin! :) ❤ #ConONeill
February 12, 2025 at 9:42 PM
In two years, this man has gone from saying he's too old to show his tits, to doing a topless scene, and reading porn written about his characters on a live zoom call.
I love this for him.
I love this for him.
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I thought the lady at the pharmacy was going to ask me
to join their rewards program, but she said, "Enjoy your day," and I said, "not today, thanks" and left.
to join their rewards program, but she said, "Enjoy your day," and I said, "not today, thanks" and left.
February 12, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I thought the lady at the pharmacy was going to ask me
to join their rewards program, but she said, "Enjoy your day," and I said, "not today, thanks" and left.
to join their rewards program, but she said, "Enjoy your day," and I said, "not today, thanks" and left.
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Amazing parenting.
Why would a little boy say, “Shut the fuck up” if he wanted someone to be quiet? Was there someone in his life who maybe repeatedly said that to him? Also, where would he get the idea that Trump *isn’t* the President? Did someone also say that repeatedly to him?
February 13, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Amazing parenting.
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i am being better about talking to people (good) but now i’m constantly worried that everyone finds me annoying & hates me (not great)
February 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
i am being better about talking to people (good) but now i’m constantly worried that everyone finds me annoying & hates me (not great)
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Fun fact: Cynthia Erivo is now the fifth Black actress to be nominated more than once for acting. The others are:
Whoopi Goldberg
Viola Davis
Octavia Spencer
Angela Bassett
Erivo is the only one of the group who got both nominations in Lead, though. And this is technically her third nom.
Whoopi Goldberg
Viola Davis
Octavia Spencer
Angela Bassett
Erivo is the only one of the group who got both nominations in Lead, though. And this is technically her third nom.
February 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Fun fact: Cynthia Erivo is now the fifth Black actress to be nominated more than once for acting. The others are:
Whoopi Goldberg
Viola Davis
Octavia Spencer
Angela Bassett
Erivo is the only one of the group who got both nominations in Lead, though. And this is technically her third nom.
Whoopi Goldberg
Viola Davis
Octavia Spencer
Angela Bassett
Erivo is the only one of the group who got both nominations in Lead, though. And this is technically her third nom.
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I love the detail in Severence where Patricia Arquette has a really crappy old little car. Obvs the show is full of retro tech but it really does emphasize that she's in this job for the love of the game (ie. being a cultist) rather than the managerial salary.
February 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I love the detail in Severence where Patricia Arquette has a really crappy old little car. Obvs the show is full of retro tech but it really does emphasize that she's in this job for the love of the game (ie. being a cultist) rather than the managerial salary.
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The horrors persist but so do--
wait, is that another horror? there are more horrors?
Anyhow like i was saying, the horrors persist but
HOLY SHIT MORE HORRORS? WTF MAN
wait, is that another horror? there are more horrors?
Anyhow like i was saying, the horrors persist but
HOLY SHIT MORE HORRORS? WTF MAN
February 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
The horrors persist but so do--
wait, is that another horror? there are more horrors?
Anyhow like i was saying, the horrors persist but
HOLY SHIT MORE HORRORS? WTF MAN
wait, is that another horror? there are more horrors?
Anyhow like i was saying, the horrors persist but
HOLY SHIT MORE HORRORS? WTF MAN
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Hey superbowl director, fyi I don’t wanna see Rupert Murdoch onscreen unless he’s literally dying, hopefully in a humiliating, karmically appropriate way
February 10, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Hey superbowl director, fyi I don’t wanna see Rupert Murdoch onscreen unless he’s literally dying, hopefully in a humiliating, karmically appropriate way
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Standing before me was death
but I'd never been so happy
but I'd never been so happy
February 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Standing before me was death
but I'd never been so happy
but I'd never been so happy
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Having to fight Elon Musk at DOGE before we’ve even battled Trump feels like having to defeat the forces of Saruman first at Helm’s Deep.
February 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Having to fight Elon Musk at DOGE before we’ve even battled Trump feels like having to defeat the forces of Saruman first at Helm’s Deep.
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don’t you hate it when you’re reaching for a bag of salad in the produce aisle and accidentally walk over to the bakery and eat an entire sheet cake
February 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
don’t you hate it when you’re reaching for a bag of salad in the produce aisle and accidentally walk over to the bakery and eat an entire sheet cake
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It goes hard, I must have it
February 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It goes hard, I must have it
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I think i have an explanation for what’s going on in America…
February 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
I think i have an explanation for what’s going on in America…
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My cat has learned that there are buttons on his electronic food dispenser that dispenses the food automatically. But they are locked. So I just heard it announce “buttons locked” for the 17th time and looked over my shoulder to find my cat with his paw on the button, staring at me expectantly.
February 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My cat has learned that there are buttons on his electronic food dispenser that dispenses the food automatically. But they are locked. So I just heard it announce “buttons locked” for the 17th time and looked over my shoulder to find my cat with his paw on the button, staring at me expectantly.
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You know, when the bloke who plays you in a biopic about your life no longer wants to have any kind of association with you, it should be apparent to you that you’re an irrevocable cunt.
February 5, 2025 at 9:00 AM
You know, when the bloke who plays you in a biopic about your life no longer wants to have any kind of association with you, it should be apparent to you that you’re an irrevocable cunt.
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Whatever helps you get through the hard days 🌈
February 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Whatever helps you get through the hard days 🌈
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The leopards are absolutely stuffed. Just gorged out of their minds on all the delicious faces, food coma imminent, napping leopards soon to be everywhere
February 4, 2025 at 10:08 PM
The leopards are absolutely stuffed. Just gorged out of their minds on all the delicious faces, food coma imminent, napping leopards soon to be everywhere
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The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem
February 4, 2025 at 10:37 PM
The takeover of Twitter was a preview of what we're all living with now and a stark example of why you can't let any one person have too much money: they go insane and make themselves everybody's problem