Kateration
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Kateration
@kateration.bsky.social
Litigation Paralegal. Gamer. Army Veteran.

@Katerationopia on the bird app that is currently being murdered by a manchild

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Tillis, as a Senator, doesn’t get any credit from me for this. But that zinger at the end was *chef’s kiss*.
January 28, 2026 at 11:27 PM
This lady is barred from filing anymore motions or pleadings in this action, and she is prohibited from initiating anymore cases in the entire district without a judge or magistrate’s permission to do so. 😂 Courts give pro se litigants a lot of grace usually, but they are done with her shit.
I think all the lawyers on Bluesky deserve to share in the joy of the GREATEST PRO SE LITIGANT OF ALL TIME and her fantastically titled filings

if you don't enjoy this you are the BIGGEST DISCRACE on this app
January 25, 2026 at 9:44 PM
It is literally not their fault—OR their success—that half of our country are so goddamn stupid, corrupt, and selfish.
Congratulations to Russia and China.

You did it! 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

USA will never be looked at as a trusted partner and ally in the world ever again, by any sane or decent country. You spent years propping up the idiot occupying the Whitehouse, and it is working.
January 23, 2026 at 9:48 PM
The Titanic was SUNK by ICE, you fucking turnip.
Vance on the economy:

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 23, 2026 at 8:29 AM
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Hey, #lawsky - how many of us are shutting down on Friday?
January 22, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Off brand count Chocula bailing on his constituents right before a winter storm is very on brand. They’re projecting up to 31 inches of snow this weekend. Since Ted Cruz’s penchant for cowardice during winter weather is on par with the Waffle House index, I’m guessing we’re about to get slammed.
Senator Ted Cruz (R-Texas) was spotted earlier today, January 20, 2026, on a plane heading to Laguna Beach as the state of Texas braces for a rare ice threat and arctic cold front.
January 21, 2026 at 1:47 PM
The whole pardoning criminals, Epstein file evasions, and toddler temper tantrum going to war with countries over not getting an award he didn’t earn or deserve are all fine… but putting his picture on the National Parks annual pass is a bridge too far? These are not serious human beings.
January 20, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Rewatching My Cousin Vinny, and after years working as a litigation paralegal where half of our cases have a New York County jurisdiction, I can tell you that the most unrealistic part of that whole movie, is calling the New York County Clerk and getting someone to answer the phone.
January 19, 2026 at 9:55 PM
I got a text from Verizon telling me I get a $20 credit for the massive outage the other day and immediately thought it was a scam text. Turns out, it’s real. See what this world has done to me? I have trust issues. 😤
January 16, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Twitter-pilled is how I’m referring to those turnips from now on.
OG authoritarians made you scared to disobey because your neighbor, your boss, your mom, your mailman might turn you in. And they were scared of the same. MAGA doesn’t have that and they honestly seem way too lazy & Twitter-pilled to bother with the legwork. That’s really good for us.
January 16, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Bless whoever made this meme.
January 14, 2026 at 6:56 AM
One of my favorite records of all time.
January 9, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Nah. You’re a dumb piece of shit. People are pissed that an innocent person was murdered. I do not give a fuck about the gender. The gender of a person doesn’t matter more than the murder itself or spreading false information recklessly. Grow the fuck up.
January 8, 2026 at 6:54 AM
As someone who was raised in the Episcopal church, this is stunning to hear from a Bishop.
"I urge any who are involved in the administration of the current immigration enforcement regime at any level to seek the counsel of their clergy, given my urgent pastoral concern for the moral and spiritual injury that their participation is causing them." - Bp. Rob Price of Dallas, 1/1/2026
January 7, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Stranger Things series finale. 10/10. Love, love, loved it!
a man stands in front of a sign that says " advanced dungeons & dragons "
ALT: a man stands in front of a sign that says " advanced dungeons & dragons "
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January 1, 2026 at 4:05 AM
December 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
People need to touch grass. Frozen or otherwise.
December 30, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Me: I think Stranger Things S5 has been perfect. My only gripe about the whole show is how Vecna was kind of an afterthought. But idc I still love it. 🥰
Rando: Okay, but you’re wrong cause Vecna was in the first episode.
Me: *posts video*
December 30, 2025 at 9:14 AM
I made it to the Championship round in all 3 of my Fantasy Football leagues and after a nail biting week I won 2 of them!
December 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
“The Galactic Empire wants to see the Rebel Alliance succeed. It sounds a little strange but Emperor Palpatine was very generous in his feeling toward The Rebellion succeeding, including supplying energy, electricity and other things at very low prices.”
Trump: "Russia wants to see Ukraine succeed. It sounds a little strange but President Putin was very generous in his feeling toward Ukraine succeeding, including supplying energy, electricity and other things at very low prices."
December 28, 2025 at 11:25 PM
If not puppet for billionaires, why behave like puppet for billionaires? 🧐
December 27, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Hope everyone is having a wonderful holiday week with people they love and tasty treats. ❤️
a marshmallow is sticking out of a cup of hot chocolate .
ALT: a marshmallow is sticking out of a cup of hot chocolate .
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December 25, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Help. I started playing Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, and now I can’t stop.
December 21, 2025 at 8:50 AM