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Michael Engard
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Writer and web developer. Rochester, NY. Of late: WordPress, TTRPGs, the open web. You may never read my book but at least I’m writing it.
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Were 90s kids clamoring for a Batman cartoon with 1930s Art Deco aesthetics? Is that what the market demanded? Or did some really smart creative people have a vision and make a genre-defining hit that sustained 20 years of TV shows? If you want success look for vision, not just metrics.
January 1, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"

You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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People need to start caring about others & not only those directly related/affected, & not only when it's transactional.

We *have* to have empathy beyond ourselves & immediate orbit of family, friends, neighborhood, & community. We have to care about total strangers who are in harm's way & in need
December 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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When we say "no, everything hasn't been digitized," I need you to understand that we really mean is that virtually nothing has been digitized. This is because the realm of primary sources that historians use is incomprehensibly large.
December 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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This is absolutely fucking bananas the way that these people are *so close* to getting it but still manage to miss it by a fucking mile.
It's a whole genre it's beautiful
December 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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December 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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And here it is.
December 17, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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Myst (1993)
December 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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Steve isn’t here anymore, but he always posted this picture on Hanukkah so I thought we could carry on his tradition and remember him.
Happy Hanukkah to our friends who celebrate. Rachel Posner, a rabbi’s wife in Kiel, Germany, took this photograph in 1931 -- a potent reminder that fascism must be fought in every generation, even if it's wrapped in an American flag and a red hat.
December 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I’ve been watching too much Taskmaster.
Frame of the Day
December 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Let's Encrypt is ten years old. It's changed the web for the better. werd.io/10-years-of-...
10 Years of Let's Encrypt Certificates
Let's Encrypt is ten years old. It's changed the web for the better.
werd.io
December 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Thought crime (noun)
/ˈθɑːt ˌkraɪm/
December 9, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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“These political parties, they’re like shipwrecks: metal structures, they’re dead. Street protests, youth politics come into them like shoaling fish, to turn them into living reefs.” www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
We asked activists from authoritarian regimes what they wish they’d known sooner. Here’s what they said
Activists from Hungary, El Salvador and Turkey offer advice to the US about what they’ve learned about authoritarians
www.theguardian.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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157 years ago, on the 9th of December 1868, the world's first traffic lights were installed outside the Palace of Westminster in London. It used semaphore arms during the day and green/red gas lamps at night. It had to be operated by a constable. It exploded on January 2nd 1869. #otd #history 🗃️
December 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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I love these snapshots of old training dates, it's about as close as you can get to proving objectively that something is very very wrong with the country.

The machine built by feeding it decades of data and news stories is like "shut the fuck up, that shit can't be true."

Immune to frog boiling.
i asked chat gpt to fact check an article for me
December 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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HAHA

yall gotta watch this video of chinese kids pretending to be american

Art

*reposted bc obviously “ni hao” is chinese. i need more coffee
I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there
December 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Glad I saved this by @longwall26.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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I know this is the least nerdy of the social media networks but I can't deny you this gem.
December 7, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 10:12 AM
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Developer attempts to replicate "Liquid Glass" in CSS, and once finished realizes what she'd actually created is an exploit for a fundamental, previously unknown, and rather serious browser vulnerability

lyra.horse/blog/2025/12...

"CSS hack accidentally becomes regular hack"
SVG Filters - Clickjacking 2.0
A novel and powerful twist on an old classic.
lyra.horse
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Exciting: American Airlines is about to launch me home on an ICBM.
December 6, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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me trying to get the groceries in from the trunk in one trip
December 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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i strongly, strongly believe that good writing is downstream of clear thinking and a strong understanding of the subject matter at hand. without fail, tortured writing comes from writers who don’t know and can’t think clearly about anything.
Oh man! This paragraph is brutal. The best thing about this review is it's not trying to be mean. It's just listing how bad the writing is.
December 3, 2025 at 4:14 PM