Espen Wiborg
espenhw.grumblesmurf.org
Espen Wiborg
@espenhw.grumblesmurf.org
Norwegian who sometimes thinks better in English. Software development pays my bills; music, reading and writing keep me sane. Father and principal caretaker of a very severe ME patient
This is what the Internet was made for
THREAD.

My parents' cat Bridget vanished. As the weeks dragged on they became ever more worried, so to distract himself my dad began to paint Bridget's adventures, imagining her travelling through time and popping up at some of art & music's most important moments.

I've collected his work here...
December 20, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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"you're a man"
ad hominem

"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy

"you're amab"
false dichotomy

"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence

"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur

"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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🚨 THE BATTLE BEGINS 🚨

Your favorite year-end contest is back. It’s time to choose who will be this year’s Worst Person In Tech for 2025!

Each day of this week new matchups will drop until we choose the winner on Friday.

🗳️ Cast your ballot: twsu.forms.app/worst-person...
December 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Cw barn og død

En siste avhandling fra meg på tema senabort, med da massiv CW og TW for barn og død.

Visste dere at enkelte senaborter skjer mens barnet enda har hjerteslag? At ønskelig fjerner man et ikke levedyktig barn FØR død pga risiko for den gravide beholde et dødt vesen i kroppen?
November 3, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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December 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Conflicted on this one. While Jaime is right, especially in the US healthcare context, I have personal experience of dementia patients stating, while still lucid, that they want to go before they get to the point of not recognizing their loved ones, but be denied the option
Theoretically, everyone deserves the right to do what they want to their own bodies.

But in practice, these laws lead to further devaluation of disabled lives. They invariably lead to people choosing MAID because they can't afford healthcare, cajoled into this cheaper choice by an uncaring system.
Noticing that Democrats are passing “right to die” laws before passing “right to housing” or “right to healthcare” laws www.nprillinois.org/government-p...
December 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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Theoretically, everyone deserves the right to do what they want to their own bodies.

But in practice, these laws lead to further devaluation of disabled lives. They invariably lead to people choosing MAID because they can't afford healthcare, cajoled into this cheaper choice by an uncaring system.
December 14, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Fredag!
December 12, 2025 at 6:52 AM
My grandfather would praise his wife's cooking by saying "this didn't taste off" and going in for a third helping
I joke that if you want to complement a Norwegian at work you say:

Listen. That thing you made? It wasn’t shit.
December 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Me: I need you. I can’t go on without you. Why do you want to hurt me?

My lower back: Because you turned very slightly to the left.
December 11, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Passer for norsk politikk også
"Explain things to the voters like Grover, Bert and Ernie" would be a legitimate improvement on a lot of public communication from both parties.

And go back and look at political speeches from the 70s, 80s, 90s - politicians used to do this! They used to try to explain policy!
December 10, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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"Explain things to the voters like Grover, Bert and Ernie" would be a legitimate improvement on a lot of public communication from both parties.

And go back and look at political speeches from the 70s, 80s, 90s - politicians used to do this! They used to try to explain policy!
December 10, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Not in New York, so this isn't my race but I think if Democrats take one thing from Mamdani, it probably ought to be what Lander here seems to have done: you answer the cynicism and hypocrisy of the moment with sincerity, not knowing-cleverness.

'Sincere Dork' is a good political brand.
I’m running for Congress because we need leaders who will fight, not fold. I recognize this moment, and I’m ready to meet it. #FightDontFold #LanderForNYC #LanderForCongress
December 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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"Either stop giving me directions or you do the driving, Thomas. Oh right. You CAN'T. Because your arm is in Naples. So SHUT THE FUCK UP."
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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I was visited by three spirits last night.

The first, peppermint schnapps, showed me an image of Christmas past, when I made the mistake of imbibing peppermint schnapps.

The second, cachaça, showed me an image of what I'll be drinking on the 25th.

The third, mead, showed me the future.

Ow.
December 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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December 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Okay. The people have spoken.

For every reskeet this gets, I will post a random picture from my camera roll with no explanation (other than alt text).

Let the games begin.
May 8, 2024 at 3:34 AM
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One parenting tip from me: assume your kids will do stuff behind your back, remind them that they have a stack of get out of jail free cards at home: if they get into a bad situation you want them to call you. Make sure they know they won’t get into trouble if they ask for help.
December 8, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Mood
December 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Currently dorking out over this graph about child mortality with my brother. Just mind boggling to take in.
December 2, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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😈 Maleficent, the evil queen, had her goblins searching for Sleeping Beauty for 16 years.

🛑 BUT…. they were looking for a baby the whole time. Acceptance criteria fail!

🧠 This is why it’s so important for villains to leverage AGILE practices. Don’t let this become your team. My new ecourse will
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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Not sure who made this, but probably the most accurate representation of the current state of tech to date
November 20, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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Today is the Transgender Day of Remembrance. Trans people have literally always been here; every time I see someone sneering "oh but there were no trans people when I was in high school," well. I dated a trans girl in high school, and was close friends with a trans guy.
November 20, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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*Massive bong rip*
*Holding it in*
*Still holding*
Electrons.
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM