Yay, I guess? Bodies suck (I say, hoping mine keeps up its current streak of non-fuckery)

I'm fond of quoting psalm 126; "vanum est vobis ante lucem surgere", which essentially means "it is foolish to get up before dawn"

Den har vært sånn en stund, så du har sikkert sett den, men jeg ler alltid av denne: www.aftenbladet.no/finnesikke

I'd play it

"Explain things to the voters like Grover, Bert and Ernie" would be a legitimate improvement on a lot of public communication from both parties.

And go back and look at political speeches from the 70s, 80s, 90s - politicians used to do this! They used to try to explain policy!

Another finger on the monkey's paw curls...

I don't know what I expected, but it wasn't whatever that was