Over 10 years since graduating college and I'm still having so many nightmares about failing classes that they're starting to have continuity.
January 27, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Over 10 years since graduating college and I'm still having so many nightmares about failing classes that they're starting to have continuity.
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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HEY! - me when I see someone isn't hiding their love away
January 21, 2026 at 9:24 PM
HEY! - me when I see someone isn't hiding their love away
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me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?
boy (gloomily): no sir
boy (gloomily): no sir
January 21, 2026 at 1:29 PM
me (bursting open my apartment window like ebenezer scrooge): you there, boy! did it happen?
boy (gloomily): no sir
boy (gloomily): no sir
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The NYT reports that Air Force One has turned around due to a situation officials are describing as “creature on the wing”
January 21, 2026 at 5:11 AM
The NYT reports that Air Force One has turned around due to a situation officials are describing as “creature on the wing”
"3D printing" is such a funny thing to call a hobby. Could you imagine someone saying their hobby is "table sawing"? "Yeah man I've been really in to hammer drilling lately. How have things been in the microwaving community?"
January 19, 2026 at 2:54 AM
"3D printing" is such a funny thing to call a hobby. Could you imagine someone saying their hobby is "table sawing"? "Yeah man I've been really in to hammer drilling lately. How have things been in the microwaving community?"
Ordered a weed cartridge and they accidentally gave me 2
January 19, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Ordered a weed cartridge and they accidentally gave me 2
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advertisements should not be allowed to have audio. theyve abused the privilege of sound
January 17, 2026 at 10:24 PM
advertisements should not be allowed to have audio. theyve abused the privilege of sound
No I don't know how to fucken dougie. I don't know what any of this shit is and I'm fucking scared.
January 17, 2026 at 5:54 AM
No I don't know how to fucken dougie. I don't know what any of this shit is and I'm fucking scared.
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Every week is overwhelming evidence of what we saw with our own eyes, but which our credulous media was afraid to print: the Nazi salute was a Nazi salute
Yesterday Elon Musk retweeted "white solidarity is the only way to survive". In our numb overwhelmed media environment it barely made headlines that the world's richest man endorsed blood-curdling white nationalism. My brief writeup for @religiondispatches.org
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Elon Musk Just Endorsed Blatant White Nationalism And the Silence is Deafening
On Thursday morning Elon Musk retweeted (with a ‘100%’ endorsement) a post declaring that:
If white men become a minority, we will be slaughtered. Remember, if non-Whites openly hate White men while...
religiondispatches.org
January 9, 2026 at 5:29 PM
Every week is overwhelming evidence of what we saw with our own eyes, but which our credulous media was afraid to print: the Nazi salute was a Nazi salute
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Saw an ad on TikTok that was literally just a naked woman on all fours, booty hole in the air. So apparently no one at TikTok screens these things.
January 11, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Saw an ad on TikTok that was literally just a naked woman on all fours, booty hole in the air. So apparently no one at TikTok screens these things.
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(stepping out of the shadows with a switchblade) is this your switchblade? i found it in the shadows
August 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
(stepping out of the shadows with a switchblade) is this your switchblade? i found it in the shadows
It's called Survivor 'ship bias bc couples always get voted off first
January 8, 2026 at 11:34 PM
It's called Survivor 'ship bias bc couples always get voted off first
Hobbies include commenting "Liv Agar" on Liv Agar's TikToks
January 7, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Hobbies include commenting "Liv Agar" on Liv Agar's TikToks
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my hope for 2026 is they start closing their mouths in YouTube thumbnails
January 2, 2026 at 9:56 PM
my hope for 2026 is they start closing their mouths in YouTube thumbnails
"I hope at least half of these chips are dressed"
Buddy you are not going to believe this
Buddy you are not going to believe this
January 2, 2026 at 8:41 PM
"I hope at least half of these chips are dressed"
Buddy you are not going to believe this
Buddy you are not going to believe this
Hinge rules because you'll be crafting a really great first message to a really cool hot person and you'll accidentally swipe away from the app for half a second and when you return that person is gone and you'll never see them again.
December 31, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Hinge rules because you'll be crafting a really great first message to a really cool hot person and you'll accidentally swipe away from the app for half a second and when you return that person is gone and you'll never see them again.
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They’re lifting the curse in 2026
December 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
They’re lifting the curse in 2026
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a little Christmas baking inspiration
From the 1966 Sunset Magazine “Sunset Cook Book of Breads”
December 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
a little Christmas baking inspiration
People discovering Wolf Parade through Heated Rivalry welcome to the family your homework is to listen to the other 4 WP albums, at least 2 Sunset Rubdown albums, every Handsome Furs album, 2 Moonface LPs, one Swan Lake album and the Divine Fits record.
December 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
People discovering Wolf Parade through Heated Rivalry welcome to the family your homework is to listen to the other 4 WP albums, at least 2 Sunset Rubdown albums, every Handsome Furs album, 2 Moonface LPs, one Swan Lake album and the Divine Fits record.
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if you stay up too late monsters will come and kill you
December 21, 2025 at 7:00 AM
if you stay up too late monsters will come and kill you
Is it stolen valour if I love fernet even though I've never worked in the service industry?
December 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Is it stolen valour if I love fernet even though I've never worked in the service industry?