ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩🔧)
@eris404.rip
i'm just your friendly neighborhood cyber-trans
this profile is sex-positive and for adults only. it may contain nudity, ribald language, absurdism, & random star trek mentions. if we're friends elsewhere and you don't want to see that, i still love you!
this profile is sex-positive and for adults only. it may contain nudity, ribald language, absurdism, & random star trek mentions. if we're friends elsewhere and you don't want to see that, i still love you!
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this won't be a pinned post forever, but with the current deluge of troll accounts, a quick note:
hi! 👋 if you follow an account and have no information or posts, it is impossible to distinguish you from a troll. that can result in getting blocked, and that sucks -- please introduce yourself!
hi! 👋 if you follow an account and have no information or posts, it is impossible to distinguish you from a troll. that can result in getting blocked, and that sucks -- please introduce yourself!
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This is both a joke post and an accurate description of the hacking process
Always knock on walls as you walk by, you never know which spot might be the secret passage opening.
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 PM
This is both a joke post and an accurate description of the hacking process
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My friend Kara, the one currently incarcerated at Carswell, has had her hormones cut yet again.
They haven't done labs or anything on her in weeks.
They've now reduced her to 3 mg a week for her HRT.
We are still desperately searching for legal counsel who will advocate for her. Please help.
They haven't done labs or anything on her in weeks.
They've now reduced her to 3 mg a week for her HRT.
We are still desperately searching for legal counsel who will advocate for her. Please help.
November 12, 2025 at 7:43 PM
My friend Kara, the one currently incarcerated at Carswell, has had her hormones cut yet again.
They haven't done labs or anything on her in weeks.
They've now reduced her to 3 mg a week for her HRT.
We are still desperately searching for legal counsel who will advocate for her. Please help.
They haven't done labs or anything on her in weeks.
They've now reduced her to 3 mg a week for her HRT.
We are still desperately searching for legal counsel who will advocate for her. Please help.
breathe in. count to 4. feel your chest rise
hold it. count to 4. feel the pressure inside you
breathe out. count to 4. drop your shoulders
hold it. count to 4. relax your jaw. let it all go.
repeat. you can take one minute for yourself ❤️
hold it. count to 4. feel the pressure inside you
breathe out. count to 4. drop your shoulders
hold it. count to 4. relax your jaw. let it all go.
repeat. you can take one minute for yourself ❤️
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
breathe in. count to 4. feel your chest rise
hold it. count to 4. feel the pressure inside you
breathe out. count to 4. drop your shoulders
hold it. count to 4. relax your jaw. let it all go.
repeat. you can take one minute for yourself ❤️
hold it. count to 4. feel the pressure inside you
breathe out. count to 4. drop your shoulders
hold it. count to 4. relax your jaw. let it all go.
repeat. you can take one minute for yourself ❤️
i unbuilt him. i held each brick from the walls around my soul and set them aside until i felt sun on my skin and fresh air in my lungs as if for the first time. i took the bricks from that prison, and i built a home that truly fit me
How do you explain what happened to your past self once you transitioned?
Are they dead? Alive within you? Never alive in the first place? Or something else entirely?
Are they dead? Alive within you? Never alive in the first place? Or something else entirely?
November 7, 2025 at 12:09 PM
i unbuilt him. i held each brick from the walls around my soul and set them aside until i felt sun on my skin and fresh air in my lungs as if for the first time. i took the bricks from that prison, and i built a home that truly fit me
i’m sorry, this is the original now. it’s been “hurt”ed
November 7, 2025 at 11:52 AM
i’m sorry, this is the original now. it’s been “hurt”ed
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as a gesture of civic solidarity in support of new york’s historic victory, i hereby forswear my chicagoan duty to shit talk your flo… *deep breath* your pizza for one (1) calendar week 🫡
November 5, 2025 at 2:19 PM
as a gesture of civic solidarity in support of new york’s historic victory, i hereby forswear my chicagoan duty to shit talk your flo… *deep breath* your pizza for one (1) calendar week 🫡
this genuinely made me tear up. this is beautiful and perfect
Inbox— next cover of the New Yorker: “Mayor Mamdani,” by Edel Rodriguez
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 PM
this genuinely made me tear up. this is beautiful and perfect
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
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November 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Megan being able to hear her praises was my favorite part of the interview. So many people in the industry are too scary to show her love outloud and I hate it! She deserves to know she's seen, heard, and valued! Love you Meg 🫶🏾
October 31, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Megan being able to hear her praises was my favorite part of the interview. So many people in the industry are too scary to show her love outloud and I hate it! She deserves to know she's seen, heard, and valued! Love you Meg 🫶🏾
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We just created a round-up of organizations providing food help for Detroiters! Here it is, feel free to share to anyone who needs it. 🫶🏾
SNAP funding is on pause.
That means thousands of Detroit families who rely on the food assistance program will face a challenging November. Do you need food resources?
Here’s how Detroiters are showing up for each other:
That means thousands of Detroit families who rely on the food assistance program will face a challenging November. Do you need food resources?
Here’s how Detroiters are showing up for each other:
SNAP benefits on pause: Where to find help in Detroit
Thousands of Michigan residents will lose their SNAP benefits. Here’s where to find help in Detroit.
outliermedia.org
October 30, 2025 at 3:08 PM
We just created a round-up of organizations providing food help for Detroiters! Here it is, feel free to share to anyone who needs it. 🫶🏾
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It’s a ridiculous premise. Of course a person can be judged by one dimension when that one dimension is fascism, white supremacy and/or supporting genocide. This genre of intrepid reporter venturing into MAGAland is beyond stale at this point.
October 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
It’s a ridiculous premise. Of course a person can be judged by one dimension when that one dimension is fascism, white supremacy and/or supporting genocide. This genre of intrepid reporter venturing into MAGAland is beyond stale at this point.
in...credible.
October 30, 2025 at 10:39 PM
in...credible.
when the world has an overwhelming number of unsolvable problems and it becomes too much, you know what really hits? helping someone with a solvable fucking problem
I love building things. My therapy is buolding things that help people, even just me. Do recommend
October 30, 2025 at 1:58 AM
when the world has an overwhelming number of unsolvable problems and it becomes too much, you know what really hits? helping someone with a solvable fucking problem
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This week, we’re inviting supporters to adopt a reentry kit - a simple way to say, “I see you, and I believe in your next chapter.”
Each kit costs $25 and includes hygiene items, basic clothing, snacks, and a phone card. It’s a small package with a big message: you matter, and you’re not alone.
Each kit costs $25 and includes hygiene items, basic clothing, snacks, and a phone card. It’s a small package with a big message: you matter, and you’re not alone.
October 27, 2025 at 11:43 PM
This week, we’re inviting supporters to adopt a reentry kit - a simple way to say, “I see you, and I believe in your next chapter.”
Each kit costs $25 and includes hygiene items, basic clothing, snacks, and a phone card. It’s a small package with a big message: you matter, and you’re not alone.
Each kit costs $25 and includes hygiene items, basic clothing, snacks, and a phone card. It’s a small package with a big message: you matter, and you’re not alone.
i will simply perish 🤷🏻♀️💀
Austin Butler in Early Talks to Join Michael B. Jordan in ‘Miami Vice’ Reboot
Austin Butler is in early talks to join Michael B. Jordan in Universal's 'Miami Vice' reboot from director Joseph Kosinski.
variety.com
October 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
i will simply perish 🤷🏻♀️💀
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The Indiegogo campaign for my new audio drama "Librarian" is now live!
We've got some fantastic perks lined up: behind-the-scenes content, digital/physical art, and even the chance to have a character named after you!
www.indiegogo.com/en/projects/...
We've got some fantastic perks lined up: behind-the-scenes content, digital/physical art, and even the chance to have a character named after you!
www.indiegogo.com/en/projects/...
October 25, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The Indiegogo campaign for my new audio drama "Librarian" is now live!
We've got some fantastic perks lined up: behind-the-scenes content, digital/physical art, and even the chance to have a character named after you!
www.indiegogo.com/en/projects/...
We've got some fantastic perks lined up: behind-the-scenes content, digital/physical art, and even the chance to have a character named after you!
www.indiegogo.com/en/projects/...
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it's weird when both left and right can't seem to agree that nazis are bad and nazi symbolism is bad and hanging out with nazis is bad and revenue sharing with nazis is bad and
October 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
it's weird when both left and right can't seem to agree that nazis are bad and nazi symbolism is bad and hanging out with nazis is bad and revenue sharing with nazis is bad and
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When Jacobin and the Pod Save bros are aligned on defending nazi tattoos, we’ve got a problem and it’s not going to be solved by you coming into my mentions and telling me I’m not seeing what I’m definitely seeing—
which is white people left, right, and center coming together to defend Nazi tattoos
which is white people left, right, and center coming together to defend Nazi tattoos
October 25, 2025 at 12:44 PM
When Jacobin and the Pod Save bros are aligned on defending nazi tattoos, we’ve got a problem and it’s not going to be solved by you coming into my mentions and telling me I’m not seeing what I’m definitely seeing—
which is white people left, right, and center coming together to defend Nazi tattoos
which is white people left, right, and center coming together to defend Nazi tattoos
people who have been making excuses for platner as more details emerge and the vibes get ever-more rancid
October 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
people who have been making excuses for platner as more details emerge and the vibes get ever-more rancid
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we simply do not talk enough about how much of modern capitalism has pivoted away from providing goods and services in exchange for money and into inconveniencing and harassing people with fees, surcharges, and delayed invoicing for long enough that they give you money just to make it stop
October 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
we simply do not talk enough about how much of modern capitalism has pivoted away from providing goods and services in exchange for money and into inconveniencing and harassing people with fees, surcharges, and delayed invoicing for long enough that they give you money just to make it stop
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This is why I don’t do MMO anything. Anything with a voice chat or chat room was like a VDARE meetup.
I remember when they descended on YouTube before it became has big as it is now. Before monetization. There wasnt a comment section on that site that didnt have slurs in it if there was a black person anywhere in the video.
Like I distinctly remember how much that shit use to go up pre 2010.
Like I distinctly remember how much that shit use to go up pre 2010.
October 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This is why I don’t do MMO anything. Anything with a voice chat or chat room was like a VDARE meetup.
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You know who else stole jewelry in broad daylight?
Doris Payne aka Diamond Doris.
She already has an autobiography and a documentary. Now her story is being adapted for a forthcoming Codeblack Film starring Tessa Thompson. 💎🎬👑
Can't wait. Her life is cinematic and she has finesse.
#BlackSky
Doris Payne aka Diamond Doris.
She already has an autobiography and a documentary. Now her story is being adapted for a forthcoming Codeblack Film starring Tessa Thompson. 💎🎬👑
Can't wait. Her life is cinematic and she has finesse.
#BlackSky
October 23, 2025 at 8:11 PM
You know who else stole jewelry in broad daylight?
Doris Payne aka Diamond Doris.
She already has an autobiography and a documentary. Now her story is being adapted for a forthcoming Codeblack Film starring Tessa Thompson. 💎🎬👑
Can't wait. Her life is cinematic and she has finesse.
#BlackSky
Doris Payne aka Diamond Doris.
She already has an autobiography and a documentary. Now her story is being adapted for a forthcoming Codeblack Film starring Tessa Thompson. 💎🎬👑
Can't wait. Her life is cinematic and she has finesse.
#BlackSky
i feel like we’re headed towards a historical lesson of what happens when it’s all circuses, no bread
October 23, 2025 at 7:49 PM
i feel like we’re headed towards a historical lesson of what happens when it’s all circuses, no bread