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ErisApparent (barbie nine jobs arc 👩‍🔧)
@eris404.rip
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i'm just your friendly neighborhood cyber-trans

this profile is sex-positive and for adults only. it may contain nudity, ribald language, absurdism, & random star trek mentions. if we're friends elsewhere and you don't want to see that, i still love you!
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breathe in. count to 4. feel your chest rise

hold it. count to 4. feel the pressure inside you

breathe out. count to 4. drop your shoulders

hold it. count to 4. relax your jaw. let it all go.

repeat. you can take one minute for yourself ❤️
November 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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an extremely embarrassing ratio with 1.6K comments, 379 retweets… and 63 likes the “everyone disliked that” meme
October 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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i can’t get past this part. i went back and te-read it after finishing the piece. because goddamnit, every single one of the men she wrote about was EXACTLY who i would have expected them to be
“Part of what I was trying to explore — and push back against — is the idea that a person’s identity can be reduced to a one-dimensional entity based solely on who they voted for. Now more than ever, we think we can tell everything about someone on the ‘other side’ just because they wear a red hat or a blue ‘I Voted’ t-shirt. The job I’d assigned myself (I proactively started this research long before I began writing about it for Cosmopolitan) was to dig deeper, to learn more about these men on the ‘other side’ of me — way on the other side, in most cases. And as someone who cares about bringing people together, I wondered whether it was me who had been excluding them.”
October 30, 2025 at 11:53 AM
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people who have been making excuses for platner as more details emerge and the vibes get ever-more rancid
it’s the “are we the baddies” meme, except david mitchell has platner’s tattoo on his cap no wait that’s actually just the nazi skull, i mistook it because they’re exactly the same
October 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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it was on ss officer’s caps. not a dogwhistle tattoo, only the most notorious nazi symbol behind the swazstika and maybe the imperial eagle.
a fucking nazi in indiana jones wearing an as uniform with the totemkopf on his hat
October 23, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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pictured: elliott campaign headquarters
the track art for “not like us” showing a bunch of red pins above drake’s compound. cuz this dude has a minorrrrrrrr issue with his campaign platform, get it?
October 23, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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i’m not looking to be willfully misled, so i’m gonna go by the actions of mr. sneaky team leader (and someone who worked for blackwater. on purpose!) rather than the most recent thing he said on a podcast after knowing his secret nazi tattoo was going public. you do you.
from https://jewishinsider.com/2025/10/graham-platner-ss-tattoo-maine-senate/ But according to a person who socialized with Platner when he was living in Washington, D.C., more than a decade ago, Platner had specifically acknowledged that the tattoo was a Totenkopf, the “death’s head” symbol adopted by an infamous Nazi SS unit that guarded concentration camps in World War II. “He said, ‘Oh, this is my Totenkopf,’” the former acquaintance told Jewish Insider recently, speaking on the condition of anonymity to address a sensitive issue. “He said it in a cutesy little way.” The exchange occurred in 2012 at Tune Inn, a popular dive on Capitol Hill where Platner later worked as a bartender and was a frequent patron while he attended The George Washington University on the G.I. bill, according to the former acquaintance. He would often take his shirt off drinking with friends late at night at the bar, and on at least one occasion had stated he knew what the tattoo represented, the former acquaintance recalled. Platner gave varying accounts of the image during this time, saying at one point he was aware it was a Totenkopf when he had first gotten the tattoo several years prior and at another time claiming he had not known, according to the former acquaintance.
October 22, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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he knew what it was. or at least sometimes when he had enough to drink he admitted he knew what it was…
from https://jewishinsider.com/2025/10/graham-platner-ss-tattoo-maine-senate/ “But according to a person who socialized with Platner when he was living in Washington, D.C., more than a decade ago, Platner had specifically acknowledged that the tattoo was a Totenkopf, the “death’s head” symbol adopted by an infamous Nazi SS unit that guarded concentration camps in World War II. “He said, ‘Oh, this is my Totenkopf,’” the former acquaintance told Jewish Insider recently, speaking on the condition of anonymity to address a sensitive issue. “He said it in a cutesy little way.” The exchange occurred in 2012 at Tune Inn, a popular dive on Capitol Hill where Platner later worked as a bartender and was a frequent patron while he attended The George Washington University on the G.I. bill, according to the former acquaintance. He would often take his shirt off drinking with friends late at night at the bar, and on at least one occasion had stated he knew what the tattoo represented, the former acquaintance recalled. Platner gave varying accounts of the image during this time, saying at one point he was aware it was a Totenkopf when he had first gotten the tattoo several years prior and at another time claiming he had not known, according to the former acquaintance.”
October 22, 2025 at 12:22 PM
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by this logic, israel just needs to first “return” the tens of thousands of palestinians murdered prior to october 7, 2023. easy.
a graph of palestinian and israeli children killed between 1987 and 10/29/2023 there are three years with any visible israeli child deaths. most palestinian years range from about 100-500 each year, skyrocketing to almost 4,000 in 2023 a graph “the human cost of the israeli/palenstinian conflict” from 2008-2020 israeli death rates range from 61 (the only double-digit year) to 853, spiking in 2014 to 2,796 palestinian death rates range from 1,659 (the only year below 2,000) to 19,860, spiking to 31,558 in 2018
October 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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a frame from preacher jesse is saying “why is it the greatest champions of the white race always turn out to be the worst examples of it? YOU!” the yokel he’s talking to: “Wh-wh-wh…?” jesse: “WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR CHIN?” (other racists watch on silently and racistly in the background)
October 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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ashcone
a bright fire burning in an outdoor stove. in the center of the frame there’s the nearly intact shape of a pinecone made of the ash that hasn’t fallen apart. it looks almost like a bioluminescent alien forest
October 9, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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PSA for the trans folks, this is where buddy-buddy engineer paul thinks of us. still wanna hang?

this is in reply to saying i was disappointed (literally “damn dude, from you?”) so he doubled down on the CEO’s “waffles” shitpost in response to why [that fucker] is still here
a reply (that i screencapped because the playbook isn’t a surprise at this point) by pfrazee, in response to disappointment that he spartacus’d the “waffles” post by blue sky’s ceo when again ignoring marginalized people being abused on a platform that benefitted from early adoption by those marginalized people post: “I feel the same way about the way jay was treated today - disappointed. And I still hang out with the dolls so I don't know what you're saying”
October 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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these folks blocked a whole bridge! was this not a peaceful protest?
march on birmingham
September 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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listen, i don’t know if i can fully put into words how satisfying the *chunKRACK* when i finally split this fucker felt

it’s probably about a foot and a half across?
a large oak round, cut from a section that fell during a storm. there’s 8-10 axe marks and then finally a giant split in the middle, i was able to pull the two halves the rest of the way apart with another axe strike and then my hands 💪
September 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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she won a race at a national championship event in her final meet of her career, the first trans athlete to do so since inclusion in NCAA eligibility a decade before

the rest of what you said is all untrue.
In March 2022, Thomas became the first openly transgender athlete to win an NCAA Division I national championship in any sport after winning the women's 500-yard freestyle with a time of 4:33.24; Olympic silver medalist Emma Weyant was second with a time 1.75 seconds behind Thomas.[25][26][27] Thomas did not break any records at the NCAA event, while Kate Douglass broke 18 NCAA records.[28] Thomas was 9.18 seconds short of Katie Ledecky's NCAA record of 4:24.06.[29] In the preliminaries for the 200 freestyle, Thomas finished second. In the final for the 200 freestyle, Thomas placed fifth with a time of 1:43.50. In the preliminaries for the 100 freestyle, Thomas finished tenth. In the finals for the 100 freestyle, Thomas placed eighth out of eight competitors in 48.18 seconds, finishing last.[30]
September 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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immediate irony that comes from having a job with a significant amount of on-camera requirements 🙃
screenshot showing a series of search for “makeup to cover up crying”
September 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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if you gingerly tiptoe into it, yeah

you need to move with intent, purpose, and position yourself eyes-on-target, always ready to pounce on an opening

cut away. shift reverse, cut toward, accelerate and stop

pictured: my last parking job
me (actually a black panther) crouched down in the grass and ready to attack
August 27, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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figuring out the new colors that work best, so far i think my greens work better and my blues work worse than they did with my old hair
a smilie selfie wearing a periwinkle ribbed top and light makeup
August 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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i hate advertising for free, i don’t even buy clothes with visible logos because i think they should pay me for that real estate

this is 100% a portillos ad and i don’t even care because it’s also fuckin true
a meme labeled “this would fix me below are pictures of an italian beef, fries, and chocolate shake from portillos, and an apple weather screenshot for chicago showing 79 and sunny
August 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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first time getting fancy with the new hair
a selfie with trees in the background, showing off my new red hair curled and styled wearing an animal-print blouse
August 20, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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wanna try one of my apples? don’t worry, i promise they aren’t poison… 🤞
selfie with new black cherry red hair
August 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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confirmed, you are not ready for this conversation

providing the many, many examples that refute your claim would require a long list of replies. some themes are:
https://www.blackgate.com/2021/07/31/my-robert-a-heinlein-problem/ Heinlein’s attitude towards women is more problematic than his politics. Beneath a veneer of sexual liberation and social equality lies a patronizing paternalism that’s simply infuriating. For example, in the incoherent manifesto-cum-novel Stranger in a Strange Land (a book that is the key to all that is worst in Heinlein), the women are all completely liberated, and what do they choose to do with their liberation? Wait hand and foot on the pseudo-messiah Valentine Michael Smith and his mentor, Jubal Harshaw (who unceasingly yells “front!” and expects one or all of his infinitely pliable “secretaries” to come running up to cater to his every whim, and they do, with a patient indulgence and unfailing good humor that’s as divorced from reality as a Salvador Dali daydream). In Heinlein’s books (the later ones, especially) men often use terms of address like “little one,” “pretty foots,” “youngster,” “kid,” “dimples,” and similar infantilisms when speaking to their supposed female equals. “People lose teeth talking like that” as Humphrey Bogart said in the Maltese Falcon, but Heinlein’s women lap it up. I generally dislike language policing but a single paragraph of this sort of clueless condescension sets my teeth on edge and a whole page of it makes me want to scream and heave the book through the window. Add to all this the undisguised goatishness of a middle-aged male writer whose idea of a well-ordered world is apparently one in which an endless stream of beautiful, cheerfully compliant young women are sexually available to him on a no-obligation basis and you’ll see why most Heinlein fans are men. Giving such inflatable women fake agency by making them protagonists, as in the late novel Friday, doesn’t change the situation; in fact, it makes it worse by laying the hypocrisy of the exercise bare, so to speak. (Michael Whelan’s cover for Friday gives the game away — Raquel Welch should have sued.)
August 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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when goro takemura grabbed my arm and huskily said “v, wait, i need you”… i felt that 🥵
hottie takemura seated across from v at tom’s diner in the game cyberpunk 2077
August 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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if i could tell little me downloading txt issues of ohrack and pla onto floppies to read back home that id be hanging out at defcon and getting a rad print issue like this…
a super neat phrack magazine cover with art of a cyberpunk woman with vines growing around and over her
August 8, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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what radicalized you to the butlerian johad and why was it cursed AI-generated gene wilder as willy wonka? 🤬
August 8, 2025 at 7:12 PM