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Your Pal, Ryan
@epsi.lon.plus
Computer toucher. Angry about it.
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Vibes.
January 10, 2026 at 12:49 AM
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January 9, 2026 at 11:38 PM
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Meatloaf has spilled an entire Viennetta down his front #totp
January 9, 2026 at 8:09 PM
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Stephen Miller https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-stephen-miller/
January 9, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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EXCLUSIVE: Leaked WhatsApp messages show Labour MPs urging govt to leave X, arguing that it should "show direction to others in the UK"

The MPs said X owner Elon Musk is "fascist" and that the platform's AI tool, Grok, had put "children in harm's way"
January 9, 2026 at 2:20 PM
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new turing test just dropped
January 9, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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ICE Opens New Supermax Detention Center For Most Hardened Toddlers https://theonion.com/ice-opens-new-supermax-detention-center-for-most-harden-1827838332/
January 8, 2026 at 4:00 PM
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what u have to understand is that working on my novel, answering dms, and answering emails all cost 1 spell slot but posting? Posting is a cantrip
January 7, 2026 at 5:55 AM
fucked up a perfectly good game of brotato because a bunch of people followed me. god damn it. fuck. ass
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 AM
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April 8, 2025 at 10:18 PM
shit man, this dev job market is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and shout "ten to twelve years Django experience" or some similar shit, and all the job postings around him didn't do shit. the camera didn't even go on to him, that's how common shit like this is.
January 5, 2026 at 4:09 AM
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i want to stress again that every time i try to explain this shit to normal people i sound like i have to be institutionalized
greetings from hell
January 5, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
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Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image
January 3, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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Today is the last day that you can repost this image
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
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December 30, 2025 at 9:37 PM
it's good to know that Extremely Unowned Men can be found as far back as the 1850s
December 31, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Remember this from the 90s? No??? That's because I woke up with a splitting migraine today, and my malfunctioning synapses invented this abomination. I hyperfixated on it for several terrifying minutes while immobilized in bed. It haunted me all day, so here's my rendition of it.
December 31, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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I said chatgpt doesn't have a soul and got put on this list
December 30, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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rest in peace, Mike

one of the funniest dudes on SA and Twitter - but also an incredible craftsman

I think about this post of his all the time
December 30, 2025 at 4:31 PM
made the mistake of engaging with someone on linkedin posting one of those "middle managers can code now with LLMs, aren't we special" posts. this github repo is... something
December 30, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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This would absolutely do it for some of you
December 30, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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December 28, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Everyone: "When I see someone talk about MTG, it's never the one I want it to be about."

Me: Here, hope that helps
December 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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i almost named this episode “Get A Load Of This Fucking Idiot”
holy shit this guy SUCKS
December 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM