Algorithmotrophic fungus
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Wildwood Ecology Labs. Psych nurse. Father. Loves: cognitive science, mycology, complexity, design, farming, cooking, TTRPGs, painting minis. Bread and roses - nothing less, no one left out. He/him.
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people always stereotype Canadians as being polite, and its not true at all. We are passive-agressive weirdos who live in isolated weird places and the sooner we make peace with that the better
November 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
people always stereotype Canadians as being polite, and its not true at all. We are passive-agressive weirdos who live in isolated weird places and the sooner we make peace with that the better
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Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are on the Muppet Show tonight
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are on the Muppet Show tonight
November 27, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are on the Muppet Show tonight
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are on the Muppet Show tonight
My hot take is that I now think of it as the Andor galaxy. The rest of the star wars media franchise is backstory
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
My hot take is that I now think of it as the Andor galaxy. The rest of the star wars media franchise is backstory
The FUCK!?! Carney holding secret meetings with Smith about allowing oil tankers in the north BC coast?
Imagine how Alberta would respond if BC and the federal gov was literally conspiring against their provincial government?
No link, just caught a bit of CBC radio picking up kid from dentist
Imagine how Alberta would respond if BC and the federal gov was literally conspiring against their provincial government?
No link, just caught a bit of CBC radio picking up kid from dentist
November 24, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The FUCK!?! Carney holding secret meetings with Smith about allowing oil tankers in the north BC coast?
Imagine how Alberta would respond if BC and the federal gov was literally conspiring against their provincial government?
No link, just caught a bit of CBC radio picking up kid from dentist
Imagine how Alberta would respond if BC and the federal gov was literally conspiring against their provincial government?
No link, just caught a bit of CBC radio picking up kid from dentist
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Gangbang ends in 30 meter
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Gangbang ends in 30 meter
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"A thing can be properly called ineffable iff, when effed with, finding out fails to follow"
If you like this, consider pre-ordering my new book: An Ontology of Effability
If you like this, consider pre-ordering my new book: An Ontology of Effability
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
"A thing can be properly called ineffable iff, when effed with, finding out fails to follow"
If you like this, consider pre-ordering my new book: An Ontology of Effability
If you like this, consider pre-ordering my new book: An Ontology of Effability
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![[Scene is JESUS sat behind a boss’s desk in his office on a cloud in HEAVEN]
1
JESUS [speaking into intercom]
Hi can you send in Saint Nicholas please
2
SANTA [entering in full Santa garb]:
Hi boss
JESUS:
Hi Nick
3
JESUS:
Listen - about this ‘my birthday’ thing...
SANTA:
Ohh not this again boss
4
JESUS:
Nick, it’s out of hand. *You’ve* got out of hand.
5
JESUS:
I mean when I hired you, you was all humble, hiding under windows, lobbing in dowries…
And now you’re like…
6
JESUS [gesturing disdainfully at Santa’s clothing]:
I mean - what’s this.
7
SANTA:
This is my get up! I’ve had this since the Coca Cola deal in the 30s
JESUS:
*That’s what I mean.*
8
JESUS:
You’ve just gone too -
SANTA:
Oh no, oh no -
9
SANTA:
Sorry boss but waaay back in the Reformation, right, Martin Luther said: “why don’t we have Jesus delivering the presents?”. And when he prayed to ask you, do you remember what you said? Eh?
10
SANTA:
You said: “I ain’t going back there”
11
SANTA:
If you wanna take over -
JESUS:
Oh yeah! Kids coming downstairs to find me resurrected in their living room going "I got you an Xbox"...
12
SANTA:
You’re just feeling threatened cos I’m doing a bloody good -
JESUS:
*WATCH IT NICK*.
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Not to brag, but I just organized all my pants
November 24, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Not to brag, but I just organized all my pants
"A thing can be properly called ineffable iff, when effed with, finding out fails to follow"
If you like this, consider pre-ordering my new book: An Ontology of Effability
If you like this, consider pre-ordering my new book: An Ontology of Effability
November 23, 2025 at 11:34 PM
"A thing can be properly called ineffable iff, when effed with, finding out fails to follow"
If you like this, consider pre-ordering my new book: An Ontology of Effability
If you like this, consider pre-ordering my new book: An Ontology of Effability
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Impossible how good reading is. You mean I just point my face at the paper for a bit and it does a whole update on my brain?
November 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Impossible how good reading is. You mean I just point my face at the paper for a bit and it does a whole update on my brain?
As a teen I thought it would be funny to become a professional drug user, and I was right - but you can't do that forever. So I became a data analyst, then a flower farmer, then a psych nurse. Because ADHD
November 23, 2025 at 4:16 PM
As a teen I thought it would be funny to become a professional drug user, and I was right - but you can't do that forever. So I became a data analyst, then a flower farmer, then a psych nurse. Because ADHD
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Pedro Pascal as psychology books, a thread
The gardener and the carpenter (Gopnik 2017)
The gardener and the carpenter (Gopnik 2017)
November 30, 2023 at 9:21 AM
Pedro Pascal as psychology books, a thread
The gardener and the carpenter (Gopnik 2017)
The gardener and the carpenter (Gopnik 2017)
I'm not saying the meeting was game-changing (maybe it was, maybe not - none of us know for sure). But I cannot with condescending takes about how much we're all fooled. Unfollowed 3 people for claiming with certainty that they see through appearances to the essential reality. Pundit brains nerds
November 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I'm not saying the meeting was game-changing (maybe it was, maybe not - none of us know for sure). But I cannot with condescending takes about how much we're all fooled. Unfollowed 3 people for claiming with certainty that they see through appearances to the essential reality. Pundit brains nerds
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movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
November 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
movie posters featuring the muppets: thread
Snake oil really is making a huge comeback
November 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Snake oil really is making a huge comeback
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I don’t know how to adequately communicate the kind of manic energy I get from knowing you can steal a computer’s secret lore using bespoke attack poetry. This rules, man
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I don’t know how to adequately communicate the kind of manic energy I get from knowing you can steal a computer’s secret lore using bespoke attack poetry. This rules, man
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Okay, what the hell. Anybody want to buy a painting? 😂
New #sciart! Watercolor brains expressing different states of mind. Original paintings, not prints; one of each. artologica.etsy.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Okay, what the hell. Anybody want to buy a painting? 😂
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I got hit by a trolley in March 2015 and everything since has been a final hallucination induced by my pineal gland's dying burst of DMT.
No other theories make sense
No other theories make sense
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 22, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I got hit by a trolley in March 2015 and everything since has been a final hallucination induced by my pineal gland's dying burst of DMT.
No other theories make sense
No other theories make sense
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It's Toxic, played on the souls of the damned being tormented in Hell.
I'm fucking cryinj
Worst hold music ever?
YouTube video by Unreasonable Steev
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
It's Toxic, played on the souls of the damned being tormented in Hell.
I enjoyed squirrel ninja maze more than I expected
November 18, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I enjoyed squirrel ninja maze more than I expected
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November 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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“We don't create a fantasy world to escape reality. We create it to be able to stay.”
- Lynda Barry
#Stunday #FlowerReport #Rose #LastRoseOfTheYear #Yavapai #Arizona #PrescottAZ #Dreamy #Magical
- Lynda Barry
#Stunday #FlowerReport #Rose #LastRoseOfTheYear #Yavapai #Arizona #PrescottAZ #Dreamy #Magical
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 PM
“We don't create a fantasy world to escape reality. We create it to be able to stay.”
- Lynda Barry
#Stunday #FlowerReport #Rose #LastRoseOfTheYear #Yavapai #Arizona #PrescottAZ #Dreamy #Magical
- Lynda Barry
#Stunday #FlowerReport #Rose #LastRoseOfTheYear #Yavapai #Arizona #PrescottAZ #Dreamy #Magical
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being stupid is such an incredible life hack
November 16, 2025 at 3:55 PM
being stupid is such an incredible life hack
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Tomorrow is the 150th anniversary of drug prohibition in the US. On Nov. 15, 1875, the San Francisco approved the 1st anti-drug law which targeted opium dens and people who looked like me. 150 years of over-reliance on policing has led to *highly* evolved markets. Here's my unlocked 2018 NYT op-ed:
Opinion | The War on Drugs Breeds Crafty Traffickers (Published 2018)
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Tomorrow is the 150th anniversary of drug prohibition in the US. On Nov. 15, 1875, the San Francisco approved the 1st anti-drug law which targeted opium dens and people who looked like me. 150 years of over-reliance on policing has led to *highly* evolved markets. Here's my unlocked 2018 NYT op-ed:
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I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao