Emily Neves
@eneveswrites.bsky.social
Writer. Reader. Actor. Director. Shitposter. ⩜⃝ 🏴🚩
https://ko-fi.com/eneveswrites
https://substack.com/@emilyneves
Ginny in #OnePiece Eri in #MHA Angel in #AngelBeats Aoi in #ToiletBoundHanakoKun Sylphiette in #MushokuTensei
https://ko-fi.com/eneveswrites
https://substack.com/@emilyneves
Ginny in #OnePiece Eri in #MHA Angel in #AngelBeats Aoi in #ToiletBoundHanakoKun Sylphiette in #MushokuTensei
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Emily Neves
@eneveswrites.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Rollerblading Distance
suburban delinquents and model homes
open.substack.com
It just occurred to me that this app doesn’t have a stupid baby man-child at the helm, suppressing Substack links. So I’m going to start sharing some pieces from the archive, starting with this little short story I wrote.
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Do… do some ppl think the current admin is really all that much worse than the founding fathers?? It’s mostly pedos, sadists, and rapists all the way down, man…
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Do… do some ppl think the current admin is really all that much worse than the founding fathers?? It’s mostly pedos, sadists, and rapists all the way down, man…
Fellow white girls gays and theys stop romanticizing an old house in New Orleans that was definitely built by enslaved people just bc it was owned at some later point by a girl-boss madam challenge, level: impossible
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Fellow white girls gays and theys stop romanticizing an old house in New Orleans that was definitely built by enslaved people just bc it was owned at some later point by a girl-boss madam challenge, level: impossible
I yearn for a gown made from the Witches of Scotland tartan. I need to buy 3 meters of the stuff and have a legendary octogenarian Scottish seamstress drape it on my body and I will pay her handsomely and I will wear the dress at every formal occasion for the rest of my life idc idc idc
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I yearn for a gown made from the Witches of Scotland tartan. I need to buy 3 meters of the stuff and have a legendary octogenarian Scottish seamstress drape it on my body and I will pay her handsomely and I will wear the dress at every formal occasion for the rest of my life idc idc idc
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I know many ppl who have written for the NYT and who have since regretted it and vowed never to do it again.
I for one never even consider pitching there because I simply don’t want to be associated with the NYT. Please give your money to independent, critical media instead.
I for one never even consider pitching there because I simply don’t want to be associated with the NYT. Please give your money to independent, critical media instead.
I think there are a number of people employed at the New York Times -- certainly not all of them, but many! -- who simply do not grasp how badly the paper's credibility has been shaken over the past few years, along several different axes, and for multiple different reasons
November 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I know many ppl who have written for the NYT and who have since regretted it and vowed never to do it again.
I for one never even consider pitching there because I simply don’t want to be associated with the NYT. Please give your money to independent, critical media instead.
I for one never even consider pitching there because I simply don’t want to be associated with the NYT. Please give your money to independent, critical media instead.
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
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Borders are a death threat.
Prisons are a death threat.
Fossile fuels are a death threat.
Capitalism is a death threat.
Paying your taxes is a death threat.
Voting for the lessor of two evils is a death threat.
Being born is a death threat.
Prisons are a death threat.
Fossile fuels are a death threat.
Capitalism is a death threat.
Paying your taxes is a death threat.
Voting for the lessor of two evils is a death threat.
Being born is a death threat.
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Borders are a death threat.
Prisons are a death threat.
Fossile fuels are a death threat.
Capitalism is a death threat.
Paying your taxes is a death threat.
Voting for the lessor of two evils is a death threat.
Being born is a death threat.
Prisons are a death threat.
Fossile fuels are a death threat.
Capitalism is a death threat.
Paying your taxes is a death threat.
Voting for the lessor of two evils is a death threat.
Being born is a death threat.
In a recent study of aircraft air systems, COVID was found on 96% of planes tested. I am the only person on my flight wearing a mask right now.
November 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
In a recent study of aircraft air systems, COVID was found on 96% of planes tested. I am the only person on my flight wearing a mask right now.
Me at the DMV, “Um sorry but can you please update my license to accurately reflect the color of my eyes? They are sea grey, NOT blue.”
November 14, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Me at the DMV, “Um sorry but can you please update my license to accurately reflect the color of my eyes? They are sea grey, NOT blue.”
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Pimps and sex traffickers are not sex workers hope this fucking helps
November 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Pimps and sex traffickers are not sex workers hope this fucking helps
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Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
November 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics"
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation
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"male chronophilias" are not real science. no it is not "technically ephebophilia." it's not a "paraphilia," it's not a sickness, it's not a condition, it's not a "natural biological tendency of males," etc--it's socially constructed. cis men learn that sex is power & the powerless invite domination
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
"male chronophilias" are not real science. no it is not "technically ephebophilia." it's not a "paraphilia," it's not a sickness, it's not a condition, it's not a "natural biological tendency of males," etc--it's socially constructed. cis men learn that sex is power & the powerless invite domination
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seeing a lot of of "technically it's ephebophilia" so i remind you that sexology is a pseudoscience akin to evopsych or phrenology. the "science" of "male chronophilias" from which this distinction is derived, is total nonsense. it's a pseudoscientific medicalized naturalization of *SOCIAL* violence
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 AM
seeing a lot of of "technically it's ephebophilia" so i remind you that sexology is a pseudoscience akin to evopsych or phrenology. the "science" of "male chronophilias" from which this distinction is derived, is total nonsense. it's a pseudoscientific medicalized naturalization of *SOCIAL* violence
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I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
Girls be like I needed this and it’s just this part of The Two Towers
November 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Girls be like I needed this and it’s just this part of The Two Towers
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The amount of hateful, dangerous, inhuman, weird, stupid, embarrassing and hard to look at and listen to billionaires who have say over the running of society keeps increasing and they don’t have the decency to keep quiet at home about it, want to be celebrities and loved
November 12, 2025 at 6:29 AM
The amount of hateful, dangerous, inhuman, weird, stupid, embarrassing and hard to look at and listen to billionaires who have say over the running of society keeps increasing and they don’t have the decency to keep quiet at home about it, want to be celebrities and loved
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‘Nickname’ is not ‘nick’ + ‘name.’
It was originally ‘ekename.’
‘Eke’ was the Middle English word for “also” or “in addition.”
Since ‘ekename’ began with a vowel, people used ‘an’ before it.
Over time, 'an ekename' became 'a nickname.'
It was originally ‘ekename.’
‘Eke’ was the Middle English word for “also” or “in addition.”
Since ‘ekename’ began with a vowel, people used ‘an’ before it.
Over time, 'an ekename' became 'a nickname.'
November 11, 2025 at 7:05 PM
‘Nickname’ is not ‘nick’ + ‘name.’
It was originally ‘ekename.’
‘Eke’ was the Middle English word for “also” or “in addition.”
Since ‘ekename’ began with a vowel, people used ‘an’ before it.
Over time, 'an ekename' became 'a nickname.'
It was originally ‘ekename.’
‘Eke’ was the Middle English word for “also” or “in addition.”
Since ‘ekename’ began with a vowel, people used ‘an’ before it.
Over time, 'an ekename' became 'a nickname.'
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The problem with "we have no choice but to do this thing Trump and the GOP want because otherwise the government stays shut down" is that there's no limiting principle.
November 10, 2025 at 1:30 AM
The problem with "we have no choice but to do this thing Trump and the GOP want because otherwise the government stays shut down" is that there's no limiting principle.
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Meta is now running pro-data-center ads in regions with intense development
about.fb.com/news/2025/11...
about.fb.com/news/2025/11...
November 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Meta is now running pro-data-center ads in regions with intense development
about.fb.com/news/2025/11...
about.fb.com/news/2025/11...
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This outcome makes a lot more sense when you remember that Schumer was backing Cuomo, the candidate preferred by the billionaires who help finance Trump's campaigns. You might think Tuesday would be a big win for the Democrat Minority Leader, but it was actually a loss as it represents the erosion
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 AM
This outcome makes a lot more sense when you remember that Schumer was backing Cuomo, the candidate preferred by the billionaires who help finance Trump's campaigns. You might think Tuesday would be a big win for the Democrat Minority Leader, but it was actually a loss as it represents the erosion
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Calling the Democrats “cowards” suggests that they're scared to do what's right when they show no fervent interest in being an opposition. They're largely colluders, not cowards. Many want their base to think they're cowards to maintain investment in the idea that they can be pushed to do better.
February 19, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Calling the Democrats “cowards” suggests that they're scared to do what's right when they show no fervent interest in being an opposition. They're largely colluders, not cowards. Many want their base to think they're cowards to maintain investment in the idea that they can be pushed to do better.
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Anarchism: Doesn't Sound So Silly Now, Does It? An introduction
November 10, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Anarchism: Doesn't Sound So Silly Now, Does It? An introduction
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Monied liberals LOVE the red v. blue charade cause it lets them pretend to be smart & good while avoiding change that threatens their privilege.
Believe me, I know a lot of these ppl.
But the scam is REALLY obvious now. And liberal hundred millionaire types don’t like to look like suckers.
Believe me, I know a lot of these ppl.
But the scam is REALLY obvious now. And liberal hundred millionaire types don’t like to look like suckers.
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Monied liberals LOVE the red v. blue charade cause it lets them pretend to be smart & good while avoiding change that threatens their privilege.
Believe me, I know a lot of these ppl.
But the scam is REALLY obvious now. And liberal hundred millionaire types don’t like to look like suckers.
Believe me, I know a lot of these ppl.
But the scam is REALLY obvious now. And liberal hundred millionaire types don’t like to look like suckers.
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So, we would've won.
Schumer betrayed us and we would've won.
Schumer betrayed us and we would've won.
BREAKING
The 1st Circuit REJECTS Trump DOJ's request to pause a judge's order to pay up Nov's SNAP funds to the states.
The SCOTUS stay will expire within 48 hours absent further action from the justices, per its terms.
Doc ecf.ca1.uscourts.gov/n/beam/servl...
The 1st Circuit REJECTS Trump DOJ's request to pause a judge's order to pay up Nov's SNAP funds to the states.
The SCOTUS stay will expire within 48 hours absent further action from the justices, per its terms.
Doc ecf.ca1.uscourts.gov/n/beam/servl...
November 10, 2025 at 5:15 AM
So, we would've won.
Schumer betrayed us and we would've won.
Schumer betrayed us and we would've won.
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Senate Democrats voting to dismantle the ACA to avoid any problems with their Thanksgiving travel is tragically on brand.
November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Senate Democrats voting to dismantle the ACA to avoid any problems with their Thanksgiving travel is tragically on brand.
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Abolish the Senate.
It's antidemocratic, anti-Black, and classist. It exists solely because the racist founders thought the House of Representatives was TOO democratic and because the southern slavers demanded a house of Congress where they'd have outsized influence.
Get rid of it.
It's antidemocratic, anti-Black, and classist. It exists solely because the racist founders thought the House of Representatives was TOO democratic and because the southern slavers demanded a house of Congress where they'd have outsized influence.
Get rid of it.
November 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Abolish the Senate.
It's antidemocratic, anti-Black, and classist. It exists solely because the racist founders thought the House of Representatives was TOO democratic and because the southern slavers demanded a house of Congress where they'd have outsized influence.
Get rid of it.
It's antidemocratic, anti-Black, and classist. It exists solely because the racist founders thought the House of Representatives was TOO democratic and because the southern slavers demanded a house of Congress where they'd have outsized influence.
Get rid of it.