Emily Neves
@eneveswrites.bsky.social
Writer. Reader. Actor. Director. Shitposter. ⩜⃝ 🏴🚩
https://ko-fi.com/eneveswrites
https://substack.com/@emilyneves
Ginny in #OnePiece Eri in #MHA Angel in #AngelBeats Aoi in #ToiletBoundHanakoKun Sylphiette in #MushokuTensei
https://ko-fi.com/eneveswrites
https://substack.com/@emilyneves
Ginny in #OnePiece Eri in #MHA Angel in #AngelBeats Aoi in #ToiletBoundHanakoKun Sylphiette in #MushokuTensei
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Emily Neves
@eneveswrites.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Rollerblading Distance
suburban delinquents and model homes
open.substack.com
It just occurred to me that this app doesn’t have a stupid baby man-child at the helm, suppressing Substack links. So I’m going to start sharing some pieces from the archive, starting with this little short story I wrote.
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A lot of people think Democrats hate Elon Musk because they talk about how much he sucks.
Here is what is actually going on:
Here is what is actually going on:
Dems Double Down on Fundraising From SpaceX and Palantir Lobbyists
Senate Democrats have joined their House counterparts in fundraising from the top lobbying firm for the Trump and Musk-tied companies.
readsludge.com
January 3, 2026 at 4:28 AM
A lot of people think Democrats hate Elon Musk because they talk about how much he sucks.
Here is what is actually going on:
Here is what is actually going on:
TURN IT INTO A MASSIVE COMMUNITY GARDEN AND GREENHOUSE FFS
The 'Eighth Wonder of the World' once changed the sports landscape. Now it's holding the city back.
If Houston loves the Astrodome, then it's time to put it down.
The 'Eighth Wonder of the World' once changed the sports landscape. Now it's holding the city back.
bit.ly
January 2, 2026 at 11:23 PM
TURN IT INTO A MASSIVE COMMUNITY GARDEN AND GREENHOUSE FFS
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there are endless headlines about "grok apologizes" or "grok says it will be fixed" after it generated CSAM using pictures of minors and zero headlines about "grok being shut down" or "musk and xAI in big legal trouble" and I think something fundamental has broken here
January 2, 2026 at 6:59 PM
there are endless headlines about "grok apologizes" or "grok says it will be fixed" after it generated CSAM using pictures of minors and zero headlines about "grok being shut down" or "musk and xAI in big legal trouble" and I think something fundamental has broken here
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There have been no good reasons for staying on Twitter for years now, but at this point you will have to follow up any of your remaining excuses with “…and I don’t care about the child pornography.”
This does seem just a little bit bad! Idk the sort of thing you’d think politicians might distance themselves from or something!
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 PM
There have been no good reasons for staying on Twitter for years now, but at this point you will have to follow up any of your remaining excuses with “…and I don’t care about the child pornography.”
When we watched a movie last night, she positioned herself under the blanket to have all
four of her feet on my leg. Anytime I had a big reaction, it would stir her from her half-slumber and she would do a stretch, pressing all four of her little paws into my leg! I LOVE HER
four of her feet on my leg. Anytime I had a big reaction, it would stir her from her half-slumber and she would do a stretch, pressing all four of her little paws into my leg! I LOVE HER
David woke me up by telling me Stella was under the covers with me. I became aware of the sensation of the bottom of her right foot pressed against the bottom of my left foot. We’d likely been that way for hours.
January 2, 2026 at 2:33 PM
When we watched a movie last night, she positioned herself under the blanket to have all
four of her feet on my leg. Anytime I had a big reaction, it would stir her from her half-slumber and she would do a stretch, pressing all four of her little paws into my leg! I LOVE HER
four of her feet on my leg. Anytime I had a big reaction, it would stir her from her half-slumber and she would do a stretch, pressing all four of her little paws into my leg! I LOVE HER
David woke me up by telling me Stella was under the covers with me. I became aware of the sensation of the bottom of her right foot pressed against the bottom of my left foot. We’d likely been that way for hours.
January 1, 2026 at 3:38 PM
David woke me up by telling me Stella was under the covers with me. I became aware of the sensation of the bottom of her right foot pressed against the bottom of my left foot. We’d likely been that way for hours.
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just so it's clear: this is the exact core function of genAI
Fascist government and climate deniers love it because it can produce the aesthetics of knowledge without any actual tendency towards truth. It is automated denialism.
Shame on every climate scientist promoting its use (there are lots)
Fascist government and climate deniers love it because it can produce the aesthetics of knowledge without any actual tendency towards truth. It is automated denialism.
Shame on every climate scientist promoting its use (there are lots)
Bob and I were among the hundreds of researchers that were supposed to conduct the 6th U.S. National Climate Assessment. Now it looks like they're gonna produce it with a few people and Grok? Communities need rigorous and accurate information about climate change. This will put communities at risk.
January 1, 2026 at 7:11 AM
just so it's clear: this is the exact core function of genAI
Fascist government and climate deniers love it because it can produce the aesthetics of knowledge without any actual tendency towards truth. It is automated denialism.
Shame on every climate scientist promoting its use (there are lots)
Fascist government and climate deniers love it because it can produce the aesthetics of knowledge without any actual tendency towards truth. It is automated denialism.
Shame on every climate scientist promoting its use (there are lots)
ORCAS ORCAS ORCAS
It's been said plenty of times but it's really hard to overstate would corny losers these guys all are. "What would you do with a billion dollars?"
"Uhhh, I'd probably hang out in tourist traps with all the worst people in the world."
"Uhhh, I'd probably hang out in tourist traps with all the worst people in the world."
December 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
ORCAS ORCAS ORCAS
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What day is it????
December 31, 2025 at 3:01 PM
What day is it????
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I refuse to condemn people fighting for survival and freedom and resisting their oppressors.
I refuse to condemn people fighting for survival and freedom and resisting their oppressors.
I refuse to condemn people fighting for survival and freedom and resisting their oppressors.
December 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I refuse to condemn people fighting for survival and freedom and resisting their oppressors.
I refuse to condemn people fighting for survival and freedom and resisting their oppressors.
I refuse to condemn people fighting for survival and freedom and resisting their oppressors.
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Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society https://theonion.com/historians-quibbling-over-exact-definition-of-concentration-camp-sign-of-healthy-society/
December 28, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society https://theonion.com/historians-quibbling-over-exact-definition-of-concentration-camp-sign-of-healthy-society/
Now the time has come that France must veil her lofty pluméd crest and let her head fall into England’s lap. Now, France, thy glory droopeth to the dust.
See, they forsake me!
December 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Now the time has come that France must veil her lofty pluméd crest and let her head fall into England’s lap. Now, France, thy glory droopeth to the dust.
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"Border security" is bullshit. Immigrants in general, documented or not, commit crime at lower rates than the native born. There are far more violent, dangerous people and potential terrorists crossing the border between any two US states, and crossing the international border should be just as easy
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
"Border security" is bullshit. Immigrants in general, documented or not, commit crime at lower rates than the native born. There are far more violent, dangerous people and potential terrorists crossing the border between any two US states, and crossing the international border should be just as easy
Thanks I hate it
HGX issues Record Event Report (RER) at Dec 27, 4:30 PM CST ...DAILY RECORD HIGH TEMPERATURE SET AT HOUSTON/HOBBY AIRPORT... via IEMbot
Additional Details Here.
Additional Details Here.
December 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Thanks I hate it
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Tangentially, my favorite Yeats story is that Aleister Crowley showed up at the London Temple of the Golden Dawn, demanding admittance as an arch magus or some such, and Yeats, in full wizard robes, literally kicked him down the stairs.
>the gyre? narrowing
>falcon? hears the falconer
>things? sticking together
>center? holding
>mere anarchy? never heard of it
>blood-dimmed tide? locked up tight
>ceremony of innocence proceeding as normal
>the best have so much conviction
>the worst? listless and apathetic
we're all gonna make it
>falcon? hears the falconer
>things? sticking together
>center? holding
>mere anarchy? never heard of it
>blood-dimmed tide? locked up tight
>ceremony of innocence proceeding as normal
>the best have so much conviction
>the worst? listless and apathetic
we're all gonna make it
December 27, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Tangentially, my favorite Yeats story is that Aleister Crowley showed up at the London Temple of the Golden Dawn, demanding admittance as an arch magus or some such, and Yeats, in full wizard robes, literally kicked him down the stairs.
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🚨 RESIDENTS IN THIS SMALL TOWN "LEFT FOR DEAD" AFTER INDUSTRIAL DISASTER
“It’s not fair. We’re people, our lives matter. My daughter’s life matters" displaced East Palestine, OH, resident Jami Wallace tells me.
Watch my full documentary report on @therealnews.com YouTube channel...
“It’s not fair. We’re people, our lives matter. My daughter’s life matters" displaced East Palestine, OH, resident Jami Wallace tells me.
Watch my full documentary report on @therealnews.com YouTube channel...
December 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
🚨 RESIDENTS IN THIS SMALL TOWN "LEFT FOR DEAD" AFTER INDUSTRIAL DISASTER
“It’s not fair. We’re people, our lives matter. My daughter’s life matters" displaced East Palestine, OH, resident Jami Wallace tells me.
Watch my full documentary report on @therealnews.com YouTube channel...
“It’s not fair. We’re people, our lives matter. My daughter’s life matters" displaced East Palestine, OH, resident Jami Wallace tells me.
Watch my full documentary report on @therealnews.com YouTube channel...
I just finished it 😭😭😭
I’m nearing the end of my first-ever read of LOTR, and it’s wild to me how relevant The Scouring of the Shire in Return of the King is to the current USian predicament. It also elucidates Tolkien’s political philosophy (a self-described ‘anarcho-monarchist’), and is giving ACAB. In this essay I will
December 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I just finished it 😭😭😭
I’m nearing the end of my first-ever read of LOTR, and it’s wild to me how relevant The Scouring of the Shire in Return of the King is to the current USian predicament. It also elucidates Tolkien’s political philosophy (a self-described ‘anarcho-monarchist’), and is giving ACAB. In this essay I will
December 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I’m nearing the end of my first-ever read of LOTR, and it’s wild to me how relevant The Scouring of the Shire in Return of the King is to the current USian predicament. It also elucidates Tolkien’s political philosophy (a self-described ‘anarcho-monarchist’), and is giving ACAB. In this essay I will
JESUS WAS NOT A SOCIALIST!!!
(he was closer to being an anarchist)
(he was closer to being an anarchist)
December 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
JESUS WAS NOT A SOCIALIST!!!
(he was closer to being an anarchist)
(he was closer to being an anarchist)
Collectively, this is very much an “until then we’ll have to muddle through somehow” year as opposed to a “hang a shining star upon the highest bough” year. But we will muddle through together. Merry Christmas, everyone.
December 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Collectively, this is very much an “until then we’ll have to muddle through somehow” year as opposed to a “hang a shining star upon the highest bough” year. But we will muddle through together. Merry Christmas, everyone.
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Volume 82 of The Bulletin of Zoological Nomenclature was just published and is available at the following links:
bioone.org/.../the-bull...
www.biotaxa.org/bzn/issue/vi...
#zoology #nomenclature #taxonomy #merrychristmas #xmas
bioone.org/.../the-bull...
www.biotaxa.org/bzn/issue/vi...
#zoology #nomenclature #taxonomy #merrychristmas #xmas
December 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Volume 82 of The Bulletin of Zoological Nomenclature was just published and is available at the following links:
bioone.org/.../the-bull...
www.biotaxa.org/bzn/issue/vi...
#zoology #nomenclature #taxonomy #merrychristmas #xmas
bioone.org/.../the-bull...
www.biotaxa.org/bzn/issue/vi...
#zoology #nomenclature #taxonomy #merrychristmas #xmas
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this entire federal government is illegitimate from stem to stern & owed no allegiance by any righteous person, Merry Christmas
December 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
this entire federal government is illegitimate from stem to stern & owed no allegiance by any righteous person, Merry Christmas
‘Then Aragorn let the trumpets be blown; and heralds cried:
“Behold, the King Elessar is come! The forest of Drúadan he gives to Ghân-buri-Ghân and his folk, to be their own forever; and hereafter let no man enter it without their leave!”
Then the drums rolled loudly, and were silent.’
“Behold, the King Elessar is come! The forest of Drúadan he gives to Ghân-buri-Ghân and his folk, to be their own forever; and hereafter let no man enter it without their leave!”
Then the drums rolled loudly, and were silent.’
December 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
‘Then Aragorn let the trumpets be blown; and heralds cried:
“Behold, the King Elessar is come! The forest of Drúadan he gives to Ghân-buri-Ghân and his folk, to be their own forever; and hereafter let no man enter it without their leave!”
Then the drums rolled loudly, and were silent.’
“Behold, the King Elessar is come! The forest of Drúadan he gives to Ghân-buri-Ghân and his folk, to be their own forever; and hereafter let no man enter it without their leave!”
Then the drums rolled loudly, and were silent.’
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