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sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
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Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me
Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;
I’m sorry to hear that you’re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.
According to our records,
1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a “final break” on vis event report sheet. I’m also seeing that Ve ticked the “Unilateral” box, meaning it isn’t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you aren’t close to any other polycule members
Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesn’t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterprise™ seat), as well as O365™, Adobe CC™, and shell access on the Nix clusters. We’re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! 😭💜
If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)
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Regards,
___ (🏳️⚧️she/her, UTC -5)
Partner Infra Platform Experiences team
As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workday™
New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!
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December 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket 😣
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I am personally trying to make this platform more toxic and hateful.
November 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I am personally trying to make this platform more toxic and hateful.
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sure clowns may make me laugh so hard all day with their big floppy shoes and outrageous wigs and colorful makeup, and yeah they dazzle children of all ages with amazing balloon animals and honk basically the funniest horns in the whole world, some of em even get out of a small car. forgot my point
February 15, 2025 at 6:30 AM
sure clowns may make me laugh so hard all day with their big floppy shoes and outrageous wigs and colorful makeup, and yeah they dazzle children of all ages with amazing balloon animals and honk basically the funniest horns in the whole world, some of em even get out of a small car. forgot my point
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as the prophecy foretold
June 28, 2025 at 1:17 AM
as the prophecy foretold
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June 21, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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sometimes when you use flonase nose spray a spritz of it will get really deep in there and splash on your brain itself and make it so you can see into cars like this for a few seconds
June 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
sometimes when you use flonase nose spray a spritz of it will get really deep in there and splash on your brain itself and make it so you can see into cars like this for a few seconds
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Is this a land acknowledgement for the Spanish Empire lmfao
something's happening
June 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Is this a land acknowledgement for the Spanish Empire lmfao
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how else can you describe the rehearsal other than just “pure art”
May 28, 2025 at 5:19 AM
how else can you describe the rehearsal other than just “pure art”
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Yuuku preserved King's Field Mobile, a previously-lost King's Field i-mode game. A retelling of the PS1 original, it has different map layouts and an auto-map. For a real-time 3D 2004 keitai game, it's very ambitious. There's already an English patch too!
April 10, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Yuuku preserved King's Field Mobile, a previously-lost King's Field i-mode game. A retelling of the PS1 original, it has different map layouts and an auto-map. For a real-time 3D 2004 keitai game, it's very ambitious. There's already an English patch too!
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April 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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i love having sex with my boyfriend... in the house we got with a sub prime mortgage !!!
January 31, 2025 at 8:01 AM
i love having sex with my boyfriend... in the house we got with a sub prime mortgage !!!
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I need to start reading magazines
magazine screenshot (1989) archive.org/details/theg...
March 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I need to start reading magazines
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06 Feb 2025
February 6, 2025 at 7:34 PM
06 Feb 2025