Encarta 2025
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One fascinating thing about the most self-serious newspaper in America with its staff of the winning journalistic meritocrats is that it routinely, institutionally publishes completely made-up bullshit speculation about pure abstractions, based on zero reporting, written as if it were plain facts
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July 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
One fascinating thing about the most self-serious newspaper in America with its staff of the winning journalistic meritocrats is that it routinely, institutionally publishes completely made-up bullshit speculation about pure abstractions, based on zero reporting, written as if it were plain facts
Tried the show Ballard. Hollywood is maybe dead? Terrible writing. Terrible lighting. Terrible sound design. Passable acting. It was like a humorless episode of NCIS except the editing was somehow worse?
July 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Tried the show Ballard. Hollywood is maybe dead? Terrible writing. Terrible lighting. Terrible sound design. Passable acting. It was like a humorless episode of NCIS except the editing was somehow worse?
Crape Myrtle is the smooth jazz of landscaping.
July 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Crape Myrtle is the smooth jazz of landscaping.
Dyed beard? Dead soul.
June 15, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Dyed beard? Dead soul.
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wrong. the most profoundly validating experience for a man is breaking the backboard in nba jam
June 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
wrong. the most profoundly validating experience for a man is breaking the backboard in nba jam
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there is not a single fast-casual chain bread that surpasses the cheddar bay biscuit. the cheddar bay biscuit is one of the greatest foodstuffs this country has ever produced. if you went back in time and gave a cheddar bay biscuit to george washington, the intensity of flavor would kill him
Bread is always good…. I don’t know what Cheesecake Factory does to that brown bread but it’s always good
Texas Roadhouse sprinkle something in those rolls cause I never had a bad tasting one
Outback brown bread be hitting too
If it’s one thing Olive Garden does good is them breadsticks
Texas Roadhouse sprinkle something in those rolls cause I never had a bad tasting one
Outback brown bread be hitting too
If it’s one thing Olive Garden does good is them breadsticks
June 5, 2025 at 12:38 AM
there is not a single fast-casual chain bread that surpasses the cheddar bay biscuit. the cheddar bay biscuit is one of the greatest foodstuffs this country has ever produced. if you went back in time and gave a cheddar bay biscuit to george washington, the intensity of flavor would kill him
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for the most part i simply do not care what anyone says on the computer anymore. 99% of it is immaterial
June 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
for the most part i simply do not care what anyone says on the computer anymore. 99% of it is immaterial
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Used my one call at the police station to prank the officer who arrested me for making prank calls
May 30, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Used my one call at the police station to prank the officer who arrested me for making prank calls
I wish there were an interstellar sequel about TARS.
May 29, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I wish there were an interstellar sequel about TARS.
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Twitter's stability issues are of no concern to me, as I transferred all my banking over to X.
May 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Twitter's stability issues are of no concern to me, as I transferred all my banking over to X.
Hey followers begging everyone to spare a cent at my gofundme for this desperately needed Facebook marketplace item.
May 26, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Hey followers begging everyone to spare a cent at my gofundme for this desperately needed Facebook marketplace item.
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Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
May 25, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare
The only reason I stopped drinking is that I'd get even a mild hangover from one glass of anything.
May 23, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The only reason I stopped drinking is that I'd get even a mild hangover from one glass of anything.
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Horus Heresy 3.0 will finally introduce a new “posting” phase where players will attempt to win the messaging war on the battlefield of ideas
May 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Horus Heresy 3.0 will finally introduce a new “posting” phase where players will attempt to win the messaging war on the battlefield of ideas
Kind of want a Hope Sandoval memoir.
May 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Kind of want a Hope Sandoval memoir.
Honestly heart warming to hear the kids are still fuckin for the same dumb reasons.
May 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Honestly heart warming to hear the kids are still fuckin for the same dumb reasons.
I distrust anyone telling me how to eat well because most people i know overeat and/or eat like shit in between avoiding gluten, seed oils, and sugar and eating out multiple times a week.
May 21, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I distrust anyone telling me how to eat well because most people i know overeat and/or eat like shit in between avoiding gluten, seed oils, and sugar and eating out multiple times a week.
Point taken, but there's also really no telling what people end up loving in their later years.
Malcolm X would have loved AI slop
May 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Point taken, but there's also really no telling what people end up loving in their later years.
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(trying to pass as british) you catch the new adam curtis documentary on the b b ched?
May 20, 2025 at 9:27 PM
(trying to pass as british) you catch the new adam curtis documentary on the b b ched?
True Detective Season 5: Rust's Return
BREAKING: FBI links California fertility clinic bombing to anti-natalist ideology
FBI links California fertility clinic bombing to anti-natalist ideology
The attack left one dead on Saturday and injured four others.
www.nbcnews.com
May 19, 2025 at 12:39 AM
True Detective Season 5: Rust's Return
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this is, I believe, a completely new type of Guy
BREAKING: FBI links California fertility clinic bombing to anti-natalist ideology
FBI links California fertility clinic bombing to anti-natalist ideology
The attack left one dead on Saturday and injured four others.
www.nbcnews.com
May 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
this is, I believe, a completely new type of Guy
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when is disney gonna expand the star wars universe into r rated territory? how about like a john wick style violent revenge film starring chewbacca, or a movie about yoda getting his dick sucked
May 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
when is disney gonna expand the star wars universe into r rated territory? how about like a john wick style violent revenge film starring chewbacca, or a movie about yoda getting his dick sucked
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David Bowie's father: hey i have an idea why don't you reinvent yourself as somebody who mows the goddamn lawn
May 13, 2025 at 3:20 PM
David Bowie's father: hey i have an idea why don't you reinvent yourself as somebody who mows the goddamn lawn