Hey followers begging everyone to spare a cent at my gofundme for this desperately needed Facebook marketplace item.

Yes the suburbs suck and walking cities are better or whatever but I also share my neighborhood with this absolute unit of a bobcat.

You have to understand that my current skate setup has made me the most coveted man at the skatepark for the next week or so.

So many white people assume their milieu is the only milieu. Yeah DFW has white suburbs, but it’s 8.3 million people worth of East Asians, south Asians, blacks and Latinos. One of the most diverse cities in the US. But yeah, sorry you have to expend any effort at all to have culture in your life.

You can’t understand America, much less hope to win an election in it until you understand these shoes.

Juggaloaf

New Yorker with another absolute banger that refuses to take a position on anything. Jia’s coming for Zadie’s banality crown.

Can anyone account for Nev Shulman’s whereabouts when Brian Thompson got right-sized?

This is like the real world Se7en.

I am literally wearing pants this color

Nytimes trying to boomer pill us into believing people being trampled to death for cabbage patch kids was fun.

New Osiris D3 just dropped. In other news, lanvin is probably not doing well.

Don’t worry everyone, AI will soon just be rambling about squiggledy bloops.

I just feel like this needs to be here if it hasn’t been reposted already.