Emperor Snapper
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A fish with a crown
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Ooohhhhhh THAT'S why he called it the big beautiful Bill
November 16, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Ooohhhhhh THAT'S why he called it the big beautiful Bill
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i do not know Nikola Jokić's godfather and offseason conditioning coach, Nebojša Vagić, but i respect him so much
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
i do not know Nikola Jokić's godfather and offseason conditioning coach, Nebojša Vagić, but i respect him so much
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OK but if emails take down Trump, and a blow job finally ruins Clinton, it definitely proves God is a really funny woman right
November 14, 2025 at 3:12 PM
OK but if emails take down Trump, and a blow job finally ruins Clinton, it definitely proves God is a really funny woman right
I will make it my life's mission to avenge Carl for this injustice.
This is Carl. He was just woken up from a nap. Hopes for your sake the house is on fire. 12/10 (IG: grumpus.steve.carl)
November 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I will make it my life's mission to avenge Carl for this injustice.
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 PM
It is remarkable that in late 2018, 10 years after his conviction & only a few months before he would be arrested again, Epstein was apparently closer to Trump than Bannon, and better equipped to influence his decisions. Bannon was Chief Strategist to the President and had been CEO of his campaign.
And not even just casually texting but upon being asked by Steve Bannon if Jeffery Epstein can get rid of then-US Treasurer Steve Mnuchin or current chair of the federal reserve Jerome Powell, Epstein replies"no Mnuchin is good" in the most boomer on a Blackberry way possible like what the fuck
November 13, 2025 at 5:29 PM
It is remarkable that in late 2018, 10 years after his conviction & only a few months before he would be arrested again, Epstein was apparently closer to Trump than Bannon, and better equipped to influence his decisions. Bannon was Chief Strategist to the President and had been CEO of his campaign.
What, and I cannot emphasize this enough, the fuck
Interesting email here from Elisa New, Harvard professor and wife to Larry Summers, to Epstein, reflecting on Lolita.
"...it's about a man whose life is stamped forever by his impression of a young girl."
"...it's about a man whose life is stamped forever by his impression of a young girl."
November 13, 2025 at 4:02 PM
What, and I cannot emphasize this enough, the fuck
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I love this lede from NYT's Victor Mather on the death of the penny
November 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I love this lede from NYT's Victor Mather on the death of the penny
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Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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me and the squad flexing our dope new petards
July 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
me and the squad flexing our dope new petards
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I’m reading this series to my class of 5th graders right now. Cannot recommend it enough. It is often hailed as the first existential high fantasy series rather than Christian allegory one. The journey that Taran takes is powerful and one that resonates with my students every time.
TARAN WANDERER by Lloyd Alexander had a HUGE impact on me as a kid. A joyfully democratic instead of a monarchic vision of high fantasy - and life. Tremendously grateful to have read it when I did.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 11, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I’m reading this series to my class of 5th graders right now. Cannot recommend it enough. It is often hailed as the first existential high fantasy series rather than Christian allegory one. The journey that Taran takes is powerful and one that resonates with my students every time.
Just have the One True James Bond come out of retirement, where he was hiding out as manager of a grocery store in Sandford
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Just have the One True James Bond come out of retirement, where he was hiding out as manager of a grocery store in Sandford
My boss called me at 7 AM on a federal holiday, when the office is closed and, on top of that, he is on VACATION all week. It's like working for some mad elf who can't stop making shoes. Gonna have to get me a new cell phone number.
November 11, 2025 at 2:00 PM
My boss called me at 7 AM on a federal holiday, when the office is closed and, on top of that, he is on VACATION all week. It's like working for some mad elf who can't stop making shoes. Gonna have to get me a new cell phone number.
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The Sacramento Kings are an abomination: defector.com/the-kings-ar...
The Kings Are An Abomination | Defector
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — During the break between the first and second quarters, the Sacramento Kings interrupted one anti-competitive spectacle with another. Six babies lined up to race, only to hear the...
defector.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The Sacramento Kings are an abomination: defector.com/the-kings-ar...
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The best part about SCOTUS refusing to overturn Gay marriage is that Kim Davis now needs to pay THREE HUNDRED SIXTY THOUSAND DOLLARS in fines for refusing to issue marriage licenses. 😂😂🏳️🌈💪
November 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The best part about SCOTUS refusing to overturn Gay marriage is that Kim Davis now needs to pay THREE HUNDRED SIXTY THOUSAND DOLLARS in fines for refusing to issue marriage licenses. 😂😂🏳️🌈💪
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This how I find out I have a son??
Loving today's news that the mysterious "fedora man" outside the Louvre heist was actually a 15-year-old museum visitor who dresses like a 1940s French detective all the time, just because. apnews.com/article/louv...
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
apnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 5:13 PM
This how I find out I have a son??
The new Predator movie is The Wizard of Oz if Dorothy was a Predator
November 9, 2025 at 1:41 PM
The new Predator movie is The Wizard of Oz if Dorothy was a Predator
Of course Oregon won a game in those conditions. It was nice weather for Ducks.
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Of course Oregon won a game in those conditions. It was nice weather for Ducks.
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At a Bricks & Minifigs store, and *hell yeah*
November 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
At a Bricks & Minifigs store, and *hell yeah*
It is too ridiculous to try to explain, but I told a joke about Tommy Tuberville in the chat of an online meeting a few months back and now as a result I have to talk to the US Congress
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It is too ridiculous to try to explain, but I told a joke about Tommy Tuberville in the chat of an online meeting a few months back and now as a result I have to talk to the US Congress
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I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
what did ruth mean when she said her steakhouse was "chris"
November 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I LEARNED THE ANSWER TO THIS
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
Chris's Steakhouse was a New Orleans landmark
Chris Matulich periodically got bored, sold it, waited for the new owner to fail, and bought it back cheap
The sale conditions: Can't move it, can't change the name
He did this six times
Then he sold it to Ruth Fertel
Just watched episode 1 of the James Garfield/Charles Guiteau show, Death by Lightning. Nice to know Netflix made a show specifically for me.
November 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Just watched episode 1 of the James Garfield/Charles Guiteau show, Death by Lightning. Nice to know Netflix made a show specifically for me.
This reminds me of Jim Jarmusch telling a story about proudly declaring "I'm a fucking transplant!" when, while rooting for his childhood team (Cleveland) at a Yankees game someone questioned whether he was a "real" New Yorker
“Foreigners” now means “not born in New York City,” according to this thoroughly racist douche, who is himself a Korean immigrant
Heads up pal, with an Asian face and a name like “Kangmin Lee” no amount of sucking up to MAGA is going to protect you from being on the wrong side of an ICE raid
Heads up pal, with an Asian face and a name like “Kangmin Lee” no amount of sucking up to MAGA is going to protect you from being on the wrong side of an ICE raid
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
This reminds me of Jim Jarmusch telling a story about proudly declaring "I'm a fucking transplant!" when, while rooting for his childhood team (Cleveland) at a Yankees game someone questioned whether he was a "real" New Yorker