Emperor Snapper
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A fish with a crown
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
Watched a light-hearted action comedy where the climax involved Reacher and The King of Queens remorselessly murdering hundreds of children.
December 27, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Watched a light-hearted action comedy where the climax involved Reacher and The King of Queens remorselessly murdering hundreds of children.
My take on Belikin beer, the national beer of Belize: it is much better than Cisk, the national beer of Malta.
December 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
My take on Belikin beer, the national beer of Belize: it is much better than Cisk, the national beer of Malta.
It turns out that geckos have a very loud, annoying call, and it is not delivered with a cute English accent. Geico has been lying to us.
December 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
It turns out that geckos have a very loud, annoying call, and it is not delivered with a cute English accent. Geico has been lying to us.
Got on a plane to fly to Belize this afternoon and we were delayed 3 hours because the door wouldn't close. They had to find another door and install it while we sat on the tarmac at Hartsfield
December 22, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Got on a plane to fly to Belize this afternoon and we were delayed 3 hours because the door wouldn't close. They had to find another door and install it while we sat on the tarmac at Hartsfield
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If you need spousal gift advice, you should ask your kids. They have great ideas.
December 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
If you need spousal gift advice, you should ask your kids. They have great ideas.
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
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The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.
December 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.
This is the setup for a grift. She's gonna launch a podcast and be selling supplements within 6 months.
At a Coldplay concert in July, Kristin Cabot appeared on the Jumbotron in the arms of her boss. Cabot retreated, trying to make things right with the people who mattered most. Now, for first time since that viral moment, Cabot is sharing her side of the story. trib.al/I8tWdU4
December 18, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This is the setup for a grift. She's gonna launch a podcast and be selling supplements within 6 months.
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I'm more interested in what movies aren't Christmas movies. The Santa Clause, nope body horror. A Christmas Story, nope memoir of an abusive childhood. The Muppet Christmas Carol, nope erotic thriller.
December 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I'm more interested in what movies aren't Christmas movies. The Santa Clause, nope body horror. A Christmas Story, nope memoir of an abusive childhood. The Muppet Christmas Carol, nope erotic thriller.
RFK loves killing children more than I have ever loved anything.
December 17, 2025 at 6:57 PM
RFK loves killing children more than I have ever loved anything.
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anyway here’s rob and carl reiner reenacting the end of the princess bride bc why not
December 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
anyway here’s rob and carl reiner reenacting the end of the princess bride bc why not
Now watching a Bogart movie where his character is named "Dix Steel" which is the most gay porn name ever created.
December 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Now watching a Bogart movie where his character is named "Dix Steel" which is the most gay porn name ever created.
Just watched an old detective film from the 50s where the lead is an ex-cop who ruined his life with alcohol. When his young son disappears, he sobers up to investigate, but then has to get drunk again to cure the shakes and solve the case.
December 14, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Just watched an old detective film from the 50s where the lead is an ex-cop who ruined his life with alcohol. When his young son disappears, he sobers up to investigate, but then has to get drunk again to cure the shakes and solve the case.
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And then there’s the story about Alex Karp’s not-at-all-weird interview (for lack of a better word) with Oswald Mosley’s grandson for a senior position at Palantir.
December 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
And then there’s the story about Alex Karp’s not-at-all-weird interview (for lack of a better word) with Oswald Mosley’s grandson for a senior position at Palantir.
I guess today is an appropriate time to post this
a man and woman are sitting on a motorcycle and the man is asking the woman who 's zed
Alt: The scene from Pulp Fiction where Bruce Willis tells his girlfriend that the owner of the motorcycle they are riding, Zed, has passed away. Peter Greene, who portrayed Zed, died today at the age of 60
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I guess today is an appropriate time to post this
When asked why he was paid so much just for acting, Laurence Olivier said "They don't pay me for the acting; they pay me for the waiting." which I always try to remember when I have to deal with the worst parts of my job, because...
a woman standing in front of a computer with the words " the level of incompetence in this office is stag-ger-ing "
Alt: Selina Meyer (played by Julia Louis-Dreyfus) from Veep, complaining that " the level of incompetence in this office is stag-ger-ing "
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 7:52 PM
When asked why he was paid so much just for acting, Laurence Olivier said "They don't pay me for the acting; they pay me for the waiting." which I always try to remember when I have to deal with the worst parts of my job, because...
At least George looks annoyed about this
Here's what some of the new National Park Service passes will look like, starting Jan 1
December 11, 2025 at 9:19 PM
At least George looks annoyed about this
Daughter had an interview today. The hiring manager's assistant brings her into the room, and after they leave, the hiring manager says, "This position will replace my assistant, who is having health problems so we have to let her go. I mean, you saw her face, she is obviously not well."
December 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Daughter had an interview today. The hiring manager's assistant brings her into the room, and after they leave, the hiring manager says, "This position will replace my assistant, who is having health problems so we have to let her go. I mean, you saw her face, she is obviously not well."
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end