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me: gimme all your mash
him: did..did you just say-
me: mash. omg i did
him: lol
me: started to say money, then cash jumped into my head, i've never done this before sorry
him: np my dude, take it from the top
me: gimme all your coney fuck
him: did..did you just say-
me: mash. omg i did
him: lol
me: started to say money, then cash jumped into my head, i've never done this before sorry
him: np my dude, take it from the top
me: gimme all your coney fuck
March 31, 2025 at 2:26 AM
me: gimme all your mash
him: did..did you just say-
me: mash. omg i did
him: lol
me: started to say money, then cash jumped into my head, i've never done this before sorry
him: np my dude, take it from the top
me: gimme all your coney fuck
him: did..did you just say-
me: mash. omg i did
him: lol
me: started to say money, then cash jumped into my head, i've never done this before sorry
him: np my dude, take it from the top
me: gimme all your coney fuck
i only started data science-ing like 3 years ago. my pfp is because i took a pic of a motherboard out of an old pc my dad was getting rid of and i liked the aesthetic but i lost the pic and i just googled one similar. i was waitressing full time at that point
March 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM
i only started data science-ing like 3 years ago. my pfp is because i took a pic of a motherboard out of an old pc my dad was getting rid of and i liked the aesthetic but i lost the pic and i just googled one similar. i was waitressing full time at that point
my code actually works fine I just need more of it
March 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM
my code actually works fine I just need more of it
i'm gonna post here I swear
March 21, 2025 at 12:39 PM
i'm gonna post here I swear
reading reviews of mt everest
February 11, 2025 at 11:50 AM
reading reviews of mt everest
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It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards
February 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards
everyone please give me one (1) lotto number. DO NOT look at the other numbers, it has to be pure. you can pick 1 - 45 inclusive
February 11, 2025 at 11:19 AM
everyone please give me one (1) lotto number. DO NOT look at the other numbers, it has to be pure. you can pick 1 - 45 inclusive
Guess I'll just make my own cottage cheese then
February 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Guess I'll just make my own cottage cheese then
feel like going for a walk for maybe 20 kms or maybe 5 days idk
February 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
feel like going for a walk for maybe 20 kms or maybe 5 days idk
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"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about blood meridian everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda euclidian
why?
"you rap about blood meridian everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda euclidian
January 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
"no rapping tonight"
why?
"you rap about blood meridian everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda euclidian
why?
"you rap about blood meridian everytime, it's embarrassing"
ok
[after one beer]
uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda euclidian
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why do they call it app view when you view the app posts view app read the posts
December 9, 2024 at 8:58 PM
why do they call it app view when you view the app posts view app read the posts
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(two minutes after sitting down) Oh shit dude I think that's Godot lol, see ya. (Confidently getting into wrong car
December 5, 2024 at 6:18 AM
(two minutes after sitting down) Oh shit dude I think that's Godot lol, see ya. (Confidently getting into wrong car
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Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
November 23, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.
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I’m sick of the Louvre gatekeeping access to great works of art. They should let you borrow the Mona Lisa for the weekend
November 23, 2024 at 11:57 PM
I’m sick of the Louvre gatekeeping access to great works of art. They should let you borrow the Mona Lisa for the weekend
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i 👏 follow 👏 back👏
i also give everyone i meet a key to my apartment. and i watch everything on netflix in order of when they added it to the catalogue
i also give everyone i meet a key to my apartment. and i watch everything on netflix in order of when they added it to the catalogue
November 21, 2024 at 1:04 AM
i 👏 follow 👏 back👏
i also give everyone i meet a key to my apartment. and i watch everything on netflix in order of when they added it to the catalogue
i also give everyone i meet a key to my apartment. and i watch everything on netflix in order of when they added it to the catalogue
look but don't touch. is that anything?
November 21, 2024 at 11:44 AM
look but don't touch. is that anything?
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Plot twist: This chicken isn’t here to surrender, it’s here to negotiate. The audacity. The drama. The boldness of walking into the lion’s den like, ‘We need to talk, Colonel.’ Honestly, this is the energy I aspire to have in life. 🐔🔥
November 20, 2024 at 5:32 PM
Plot twist: This chicken isn’t here to surrender, it’s here to negotiate. The audacity. The drama. The boldness of walking into the lion’s den like, ‘We need to talk, Colonel.’ Honestly, this is the energy I aspire to have in life. 🐔🔥
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[introducing girlfriend to my family]
me: this is my girlfriend janine
janine: hi
wife: what the fuck
me: this is my girlfriend janine
janine: hi
wife: what the fuck
November 20, 2024 at 4:15 AM
[introducing girlfriend to my family]
me: this is my girlfriend janine
janine: hi
wife: what the fuck
me: this is my girlfriend janine
janine: hi
wife: what the fuck
can't even be woke now. due, of course, to woke
November 21, 2024 at 8:45 AM
can't even be woke now. due, of course, to woke
Skeets is bad but Bluesky is also a terrible name
November 21, 2024 at 8:43 AM
Skeets is bad but Bluesky is also a terrible name
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did u practise 2day
November 18, 2024 at 9:57 AM
did u practise 2day
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What if we kissed under the King Kong Nipple Bamboo Tube Slide?
November 17, 2024 at 7:21 AM
What if we kissed under the King Kong Nipple Bamboo Tube Slide?
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The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat
November 16, 2024 at 3:16 PM
The trick to garlic bread is to make at least 5 times too much of it then eat it all hunched over in the corner of the basement like a rat
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For sale: ship of theseus
Condition: used, like new
Condition: used, like new
November 17, 2024 at 6:09 AM
For sale: ship of theseus
Condition: used, like new
Condition: used, like new