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Miss Dorito
@emnicw.northsky.social
· Aug 28
It’s not a purity test, it’s a basic human decency test. Fix your hearts.
Firecrackers gonna firecrack
February 13, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Firecrackers gonna firecrack
This post brought to you by local taxi hailing apps and Taco Bell uk
The AppStore should let you download apps based on the country in your billing info AND THE COUNTRY YOU’RE IN
February 13, 2026 at 7:01 PM
This post brought to you by local taxi hailing apps and Taco Bell uk
The AppStore should let you download apps based on the country in your billing info AND THE COUNTRY YOU’RE IN
February 13, 2026 at 7:00 PM
The AppStore should let you download apps based on the country in your billing info AND THE COUNTRY YOU’RE IN
There have not been 13 fridays this year wtf
February 13, 2026 at 1:07 PM
There have not been 13 fridays this year wtf
Can vegan babies have breast milk? 🧐
February 13, 2026 at 11:54 AM
Can vegan babies have breast milk? 🧐
Converting all of these into flashcards for my Norwegian fiancé who doesn’t know American actors. What could go wrong?
Dennis Hopper (1936–2010) was an American actor, director, photographer, and visual artist known for his rebellious energy and New Hollywood influence. He co-wrote and directed Easy Rider, appeared in Blue Velvet and Apocalypse Now, and built a legacy of intense, unconventional creativity,
February 13, 2026 at 7:14 AM
Converting all of these into flashcards for my Norwegian fiancé who doesn’t know American actors. What could go wrong?
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if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
February 11, 2026 at 3:58 PM
if you played sonic the hedgehog and put down the controller, sonic would look at you and tap his foot impatiently. this was proof that sega genesis cartridges had souls. the decision was made to make the storage cases a lot larger than the cartridges so they would have room to move around in there
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i'm shipping the Credit Card Fraud biathlete and the Cringe Cheater Crying On TV biathlete. they can fix each other
February 11, 2026 at 3:04 PM
i'm shipping the Credit Card Fraud biathlete and the Cringe Cheater Crying On TV biathlete. they can fix each other
I’m really sad that Netflix & chill doesn’t mean Netflix & chill because that’s my 2nd favorite activity.
Sleeping, sleeping is #1
Sleeping, sleeping is #1
February 11, 2026 at 6:14 AM
I’m really sad that Netflix & chill doesn’t mean Netflix & chill because that’s my 2nd favorite activity.
Sleeping, sleeping is #1
Sleeping, sleeping is #1
Chopper 🥺💖💖💖😭
February 11, 2026 at 6:03 AM
Chopper 🥺💖💖💖😭
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Interesting story but I don’t see what him being bi has anything to do with it.
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Interesting story but I don’t see what him being bi has anything to do with it.
I love Norway so much, y’all have no idea 💖
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
February 10, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I love Norway so much, y’all have no idea 💖
So I just spent some time watching semi random videos on yt. I encountered 7 ads.
2 were for a micropurchase hell game, 1 for Amazon ai, 1 for an ai book writing/publishing thing, and 3 for an ai mobile app vibe coding whatever.
I usually only see game ads. First time encountering the ai nonsense
2 were for a micropurchase hell game, 1 for Amazon ai, 1 for an ai book writing/publishing thing, and 3 for an ai mobile app vibe coding whatever.
I usually only see game ads. First time encountering the ai nonsense
February 10, 2026 at 6:23 PM
So I just spent some time watching semi random videos on yt. I encountered 7 ads.
2 were for a micropurchase hell game, 1 for Amazon ai, 1 for an ai book writing/publishing thing, and 3 for an ai mobile app vibe coding whatever.
I usually only see game ads. First time encountering the ai nonsense
2 were for a micropurchase hell game, 1 for Amazon ai, 1 for an ai book writing/publishing thing, and 3 for an ai mobile app vibe coding whatever.
I usually only see game ads. First time encountering the ai nonsense
Watching the godfather. I keep thinking credenza instead of Clemenza 🤦🏻♀️
February 10, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Watching the godfather. I keep thinking credenza instead of Clemenza 🤦🏻♀️
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I see skies of gray
Clouds gray too
Dark cursed day
The bleak barren night
And I scream out loud
What a horrible world!
Clouds gray too
Dark cursed day
The bleak barren night
And I scream out loud
What a horrible world!
February 9, 2026 at 12:02 PM
I see skies of gray
Clouds gray too
Dark cursed day
The bleak barren night
And I scream out loud
What a horrible world!
Clouds gray too
Dark cursed day
The bleak barren night
And I scream out loud
What a horrible world!
It did roll. It rolled
February 10, 2026 at 7:36 AM
It did roll. It rolled
Nooooooooooooooooo!!
February 10, 2026 at 7:28 AM
Nooooooooooooooooo!!
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February Fundraising Fiesta!
Lowering the goal to 3000, hoping sales will cover the difference!
The art will be more of my abstract squares!
Paypal in bio, if you're European: bank info in the DMs!
Lowering the goal to 3000, hoping sales will cover the difference!
The art will be more of my abstract squares!
Paypal in bio, if you're European: bank info in the DMs!
February 9, 2026 at 10:21 PM
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Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun
February 9, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Non-Biathlon Skier Would Also Like Gun
I wish all the noisy fucks yelling & stomping in the hallway at 3:45am a very long and agonizing hangover
February 9, 2026 at 3:48 AM
I wish all the noisy fucks yelling & stomping in the hallway at 3:45am a very long and agonizing hangover
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This audience can walk across the desert on arrakis without any fear of attracting shai halud
guys. the kid rock performance is uh. well it’s exactly what you’d expect
February 6, 2026 at 11:12 PM
This audience can walk across the desert on arrakis without any fear of attracting shai halud