Miss Dorito
@emnicw.northsky.social
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baby tree momma
I have a cat.
His name is 🐿.
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Miss Dorito
@emnicw.northsky.social
· Aug 28
It’s not a purity test, it’s a basic human decency test. Fix your hearts.
If you can drive a truck
you’ve got a job, my friend
At Diesel Driving Academy
we’ll teach you all you need to know
Call 1-800-551-8900
you’ve got a job, my friend
At Diesel Driving Academy
we’ll teach you all you need to know
Call 1-800-551-8900
February 17, 2026 at 2:29 PM
If you can drive a truck
you’ve got a job, my friend
At Diesel Driving Academy
we’ll teach you all you need to know
Call 1-800-551-8900
you’ve got a job, my friend
At Diesel Driving Academy
we’ll teach you all you need to know
Call 1-800-551-8900
At least if isn’t papyrus
February 17, 2026 at 1:46 PM
At least if isn’t papyrus
Flower says trans rights
February 16, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Flower says trans rights
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"All dogs go to heaven" is usually correct, but there is one (1) exception
February 16, 2026 at 8:03 AM
"All dogs go to heaven" is usually correct, but there is one (1) exception
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![Text from wikipedia:
"It has been reported that the process by which a Vanguard submarine commander would determine the continued existence of the British government involves the monitoring of a variety of communication signals,[7] with the ability or inability to receive a BBC Radio 4 broadcast having particular significance.[9][10]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:q5h56ep37bhpl55eafoegr26/bafkreicukksv3q3wljfsynvhuejf222uipiedvxc2nhdaadaxykrhdch5i@jpeg)
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I only sing in the car when going in reverse.
I'm a backup singer.
I'm a backup singer.
February 15, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I only sing in the car when going in reverse.
I'm a backup singer.
I'm a backup singer.
Nangaku polishing the roof tile was actually about ai slop
February 16, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Nangaku polishing the roof tile was actually about ai slop
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I'm confused. so we're actually Homogenized sapiens?
February 14, 2026 at 5:43 PM
I'm confused. so we're actually Homogenized sapiens?
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I need to see this
What's the most useless piece of dubbing knowledge you have?
For example, there is an unofficial Iranian Cars movie with the title "The Lord of the Gears" (ارباب دنده ها), which consists of re-dubbed, re-edited footage of the first 2 movies put together with an original plot
For example, there is an unofficial Iranian Cars movie with the title "The Lord of the Gears" (ارباب دنده ها), which consists of re-dubbed, re-edited footage of the first 2 movies put together with an original plot
February 15, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I need to see this
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I am ABSOLUTELY reading this as HARD PROOF that Romans farmed ichthyosaurs.
It is fact now. Sorry.
It is fact now. Sorry.
Ichthyosaur snout and Roman farm found in bypass dig. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Ichthyosaur snout and Roman farm found in Melton bypass digs
Archaeological digs unearth a rich seam of discoveries dating back to prehistory.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 15, 2026 at 11:52 AM
I am ABSOLUTELY reading this as HARD PROOF that Romans farmed ichthyosaurs.
It is fact now. Sorry.
It is fact now. Sorry.
Vampires gonna vampi
February 15, 2026 at 2:23 PM
Vampires gonna vampi
Cuttlefish look so cuttly
February 15, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Cuttlefish look so cuttly
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I like when you're playing a video game and you kill an evil wolf and the wolf has $5
February 15, 2026 at 5:04 AM
I like when you're playing a video game and you kill an evil wolf and the wolf has $5
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theoretically, yes, but much like feeding wild animals, it's important to avoid conditioning them to realize they can consistently get money from humans
February 15, 2026 at 5:33 AM
theoretically, yes, but much like feeding wild animals, it's important to avoid conditioning them to realize they can consistently get money from humans
There are no appels in orange juice
February 14, 2026 at 11:14 PM
There are no appels in orange juice
I know a lot more about curling now than I’d ever wanted or needed to know
February 14, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I know a lot more about curling now than I’d ever wanted or needed to know
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Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
February 14, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not
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My co-worker said - "You should never eat donuts for breakfast!” to me today. I told her "My Grandmother lived to 100 years old." She asked "Did she eat donuts for breakfast?” I said, "No she minded her own business."
February 14, 2026 at 4:15 PM
My co-worker said - "You should never eat donuts for breakfast!” to me today. I told her "My Grandmother lived to 100 years old." She asked "Did she eat donuts for breakfast?” I said, "No she minded her own business."
It’s pretty funny actually that Valentine’s Day abbreviates to VD
February 14, 2026 at 2:02 PM
It’s pretty funny actually that Valentine’s Day abbreviates to VD
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Me: I’d like 2 copies of "Math For Dummies"
cashier: They’re $5 a piece
Me: [sweating profusely] Here’s $37.00
cashier: They’re $5 a piece
Me: [sweating profusely] Here’s $37.00
February 13, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Me: I’d like 2 copies of "Math For Dummies"
cashier: They’re $5 a piece
Me: [sweating profusely] Here’s $37.00
cashier: They’re $5 a piece
Me: [sweating profusely] Here’s $37.00
wtf is Swarovski smoking?
February 14, 2026 at 11:04 AM
wtf is Swarovski smoking?
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Survival-themed cyberpunk RPG where instead of weapon durability, you need to purchase a subscription for each weapon, which depletes based on how much damage you inflict. Hit points exist in-universe as a value calculated by your weapons' built-in biometric scanners to meter subscription usage.
February 14, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Survival-themed cyberpunk RPG where instead of weapon durability, you need to purchase a subscription for each weapon, which depletes based on how much damage you inflict. Hit points exist in-universe as a value calculated by your weapons' built-in biometric scanners to meter subscription usage.
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if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them