sorry for being a slut who loves mischief

i always thought id become a sword lesbian but no, unfortunately my weapon of choice is fists

Just gonna leave this here, courtesy of Zinnia Jones. zinniajones.medium.com/four-low-cos...

Sarah McBride should be allowed one free punch per session, no questions asked.

Getting a lot of replies along the lines of "oh, you rube, you still think the law matters" and it feels strategically foolish to just concede that it doesn't. Contest everything. Expose the hypocrisy.

heres a great lifehack: if your wondering what your worth is as a person, simply quantify it. how much money do you make? how many social media followrs do you have? how many square feet is your home? compare these numbers to those around you frequently for best results

dog cigarettes. it’s cigarettes for dogs.

mental health break? you bet it did

as a voter i’d actually love some common sense on transgender issues actually. nationalized healthcare, leaving us alone otherwise, things of this nature.

one day you're going to see elon posting "we just cut 200 million dollars going to bull weevil outbreak prevention 😂😂" and then a couple months later the entire midwest will be decimated by the first mass bull weevil outbreak since 1884

fix their hearts or die

*boot on my face* "But sir, you have committed a logical fallacy in your reasoning!"

dems don't have a way to reach voters for whom their top two issues are that jeans used to be more comfortable and soda used to be good for you, so we gotta throw trans people into the meat grinder and see if that's their third thing

i like how we’re like “omg you made it you’re here!” as if we all had to travel through the void to get here and not just switch apps

actually I think democrats should move 2 the right & just become republicans and republicans should become giant skeleton monsters and giant skeleton monsters should become giant skeleton monsters that pee wasps

There's not really such a thing as a completely secure messaging app. Use a screen lock on your phone that requires a password or PIN, not a biometric lock. But honestly if you want to be completely secure, put nothing in writing.