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It's unrealistic to keep up with all of the news happening every single day around the world. Give yourself grace and also a break.
November 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
It's unrealistic to keep up with all of the news happening every single day around the world. Give yourself grace and also a break.
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Mom at the park just told me she wasn’t going to finish her baby’s vaccine schedule because “of the new information that has come out from the CDC”. Robert Kennedy is a fucking monster.
September 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Mom at the park just told me she wasn’t going to finish her baby’s vaccine schedule because “of the new information that has come out from the CDC”. Robert Kennedy is a fucking monster.
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I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.
September 18, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I know we keep focusing on Colbert and Kimmel as we should, but we also need to remember there are hundreds of people who work for these shows who also just lost their jobs because of this bullshit, and most of them are probably not millionaires.
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Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
August 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Old Soviet joke for today:
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.
After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”
“I’m looking for the obituaries.”
“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”
“Not the one I’m looking for.”
Why am I hearing about Kim Davis and her crusade against gay marriage in the year of the Dark Lord 2025? I thought we’d let that bitch fade into obscurity back in 2012…
August 12, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Why am I hearing about Kim Davis and her crusade against gay marriage in the year of the Dark Lord 2025? I thought we’d let that bitch fade into obscurity back in 2012…
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Just spitballing here, but cryptobros throwing sex toys at WNBA players on the court and other cryptobros and male sports commentators calling it funny and telling the women and their coaches to 'lighten up' both explains the 'male loneliness epidemic' and why I don't care about it.
August 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Just spitballing here, but cryptobros throwing sex toys at WNBA players on the court and other cryptobros and male sports commentators calling it funny and telling the women and their coaches to 'lighten up' both explains the 'male loneliness epidemic' and why I don't care about it.
It’s a tiny detail, but I think if “Head Over Feet” by Alanis Morrisette plays during the end credits of “The Love Hypothesis” movie, I might cry.
July 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
It’s a tiny detail, but I think if “Head Over Feet” by Alanis Morrisette plays during the end credits of “The Love Hypothesis” movie, I might cry.
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“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand
June 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand
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Not taking anything away from Senator Padilla because he was treated atrociously
But I JUST want to remind everyone that the Congresswoman LaMonica McIver, a Black woman, was just indicted for just asking questions at an ICE detention center in her state
Keep that same energy of support for her
But I JUST want to remind everyone that the Congresswoman LaMonica McIver, a Black woman, was just indicted for just asking questions at an ICE detention center in her state
Keep that same energy of support for her
June 12, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Not taking anything away from Senator Padilla because he was treated atrociously
But I JUST want to remind everyone that the Congresswoman LaMonica McIver, a Black woman, was just indicted for just asking questions at an ICE detention center in her state
Keep that same energy of support for her
But I JUST want to remind everyone that the Congresswoman LaMonica McIver, a Black woman, was just indicted for just asking questions at an ICE detention center in her state
Keep that same energy of support for her
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I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
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June 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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Time to post it again.
May 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Time to post it again.
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Yeah, to be clear, these kids are the ONE exception to "fuck everyone involved with this show, they've sold out trans lives"
They're children.
Now their PARENTS who saw the paycheck and went "yeah sure who cares"? Absolute scum.
They're children.
Now their PARENTS who saw the paycheck and went "yeah sure who cares"? Absolute scum.
good luck to those kids for the twin terrors of immediate and horrifying global stardom while also getting to answer why their parents sold their souls to a bigot for the rest of their lives
HBO’s Harry Potter Series Casts Harry, Ron & Hermione
The Harry Potter series has cast its Harry, Ron and Hermione - Dominic McLaughlin, Arabella Stanton and Alastair Stout take the roles.
deadline.com
May 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Yeah, to be clear, these kids are the ONE exception to "fuck everyone involved with this show, they've sold out trans lives"
They're children.
Now their PARENTS who saw the paycheck and went "yeah sure who cares"? Absolute scum.
They're children.
Now their PARENTS who saw the paycheck and went "yeah sure who cares"? Absolute scum.
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Nothing but the best
May 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Nothing but the best
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Oh you poor sweet soul, that would require that they even self reflect
When MAGA watch Star Wars, do they realize they’re the bad guys?
May 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Oh you poor sweet soul, that would require that they even self reflect
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I like it when the tables are turned. When the relentless flirt gets flustered. When the brat gets sassed. When the nonchalant has to do the chasing. When the shy one has to be bold. Such fun.
May 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I like it when the tables are turned. When the relentless flirt gets flustered. When the brat gets sassed. When the nonchalant has to do the chasing. When the shy one has to be bold. Such fun.
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me @ jj abrams and chris terrio
May 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
me @ jj abrams and chris terrio
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I don’t want to read about a former President’s mental decline because a journalist got a book deal.
I want to read a report about the current President’s mental decline by a journalist brave enough to speak out now.
I want to read a report about the current President’s mental decline by a journalist brave enough to speak out now.
May 15, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I don’t want to read about a former President’s mental decline because a journalist got a book deal.
I want to read a report about the current President’s mental decline by a journalist brave enough to speak out now.
I want to read a report about the current President’s mental decline by a journalist brave enough to speak out now.
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Guys I’m going to say something difficult… fail them
May 14, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Guys I’m going to say something difficult… fail them
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Medicaid is NOT a handout. It’s how 4.8M Texans survive.
Republicans want to cut $715B from it while handing out tax cuts to billionaires.
That’s not “fixing” the budget, it’s disrespect for the people who need it most — and voting for that is un-American, plain and simple.
Republicans want to cut $715B from it while handing out tax cuts to billionaires.
That’s not “fixing” the budget, it’s disrespect for the people who need it most — and voting for that is un-American, plain and simple.
May 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Medicaid is NOT a handout. It’s how 4.8M Texans survive.
Republicans want to cut $715B from it while handing out tax cuts to billionaires.
That’s not “fixing” the budget, it’s disrespect for the people who need it most — and voting for that is un-American, plain and simple.
Republicans want to cut $715B from it while handing out tax cuts to billionaires.
That’s not “fixing” the budget, it’s disrespect for the people who need it most — and voting for that is un-American, plain and simple.
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The confidence with which she says the dumbest shit…
Reporter: The president fired the Librarian of Congress. Why?
Leavitt: There were quite concerning things she had done at the Library of Congress in the pursuit of DEI and putting inappropriate books in the library for children.
Leavitt: There were quite concerning things she had done at the Library of Congress in the pursuit of DEI and putting inappropriate books in the library for children.
May 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The confidence with which she says the dumbest shit…
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he’s right and he’s right to say it
April 24, 2025 at 5:39 PM
he’s right and he’s right to say it
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and I never recovered
![tumblr post reblogged in January 2018, after the premiere of The Last Jedi. meme of TLJ trailer juxtaposing Rey & Kylo in the throne room proposal where Rey is captioned [me after seeing tlj] saying "I need someone to show me my place in all this" and Kylo is [the reylos] extending his hand](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k63cpdpaczaofpz2shn4jk2h/bafkreidxced35u444wggu2m2uvavfde5raocnej2sis3xvqiujw7jif3ke@jpeg)
April 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
and I never recovered