![Tumblr post by @beemovieerotica (lol) that reads:
dear people with OCD: the next time you have spiraling & intrusive thoughts, what-ifs, or catastrophizing scenarios, I am sending a cardigan-wearing 46-year old NYU professor directly into your brain and he says
"Aaaaand scene!!!" and he claps his hands slowly. and he says "Wow. Wow. Powerful stuff. Evocative imagery. A little bit post-modern, a little bit hysterical realism in the vein of Don Delilo [sic] but let's pause right here." and you will recognize your thoughts as a perplexing avant-garde film shown to an audience of 15 liberal arts students who are now trying to get a good grade and sleep with their professor.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k63cpdpaczaofpz2shn4jk2h/bafkreidszhfrfn67kytqycocazyg6euc2gw6wu43i5clhurst5l4ws3dum@jpeg)
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starting the year off cozy
January 2, 2026 at 7:38 AM
starting the year off cozy
I actually want ***** to go first
January 1, 2026 at 8:52 PM
I actually want ***** to go first
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May 2026 be better, safer, and fairer. May all that was good in 2025 be better in 2026. May all that was bad in 2025 be things we put our efforts towards improving.
December 31, 2025 at 11:27 PM
May 2026 be better, safer, and fairer. May all that was good in 2025 be better in 2026. May all that was bad in 2025 be things we put our efforts towards improving.
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Could own the sexiest lingerie in the world and still the clothing item w/the highest fuck rate is the ratty old bathrobe that was probably acquired pre-Obama administration
December 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Could own the sexiest lingerie in the world and still the clothing item w/the highest fuck rate is the ratty old bathrobe that was probably acquired pre-Obama administration
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For example, racism still exists because it *feels good* to many people. Its not about them lacking information or being poorly educated. Having people to look down on works *wonders* for their self-esteem and self-worth. Racism is an emotional issue, not an intellectual one.
December 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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if we were actually "serviced" rey and ben would have been fucking raw on the falcon as it went into lightspeed
December 30, 2025 at 7:28 PM
if we were actually "serviced" rey and ben would have been fucking raw on the falcon as it went into lightspeed
I get so mad when I’m on pinterest and see what initially looks like a reylo manip using new reference photos, then one second later clock that it’s ai. Fucking dweebs!! Get out of this fandom, that trash sucks and we don’t want it 🚫
December 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I get so mad when I’m on pinterest and see what initially looks like a reylo manip using new reference photos, then one second later clock that it’s ai. Fucking dweebs!! Get out of this fandom, that trash sucks and we don’t want it 🚫
Always a good time to block and ignore 🙉
December 30, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Always a good time to block and ignore 🙉
The requirements process to be on adhd medication was def designed by a neurotypical sadist
December 29, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The requirements process to be on adhd medication was def designed by a neurotypical sadist
2025 BOOKS RANKED 📖 thank u peppy for the idea!
so annoyed the cover images got cropped but this already took forever so idc 🥲
so annoyed the cover images got cropped but this already took forever so idc 🥲
December 29, 2025 at 3:13 AM
2025 BOOKS RANKED 📖 thank u peppy for the idea!
so annoyed the cover images got cropped but this already took forever so idc 🥲
so annoyed the cover images got cropped but this already took forever so idc 🥲
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Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
December 28, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Knives out: the upper middle class are squabbling vicious children who do not deserve their inheritance
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
Glass onion: the new elite are the stupidest murderous cunts alive and deserve your scorn
Wake up dead man: those preaching anger as salvation are leading you to death, hope and kindness matter
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As we enter the New Year remember fear of making bad art is holding you back. Fear of people not liking your work is holding you back. Rejection is holding you back
You'll make bad art, you'll have people not like your work, and you'll be rejected. Moving past it is half the job of being a creative
You'll make bad art, you'll have people not like your work, and you'll be rejected. Moving past it is half the job of being a creative
December 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
As we enter the New Year remember fear of making bad art is holding you back. Fear of people not liking your work is holding you back. Rejection is holding you back
You'll make bad art, you'll have people not like your work, and you'll be rejected. Moving past it is half the job of being a creative
You'll make bad art, you'll have people not like your work, and you'll be rejected. Moving past it is half the job of being a creative
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the adhd is stored in the ass
December 28, 2025 at 1:48 AM
the adhd is stored in the ass
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35 years and I finally have answers 🙏🏻
December 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
35 years and I finally have answers 🙏🏻
Wow just finished The Ministry of Time and !!! Snuck in right at the end of 2025, hands-down my favorite book this year
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Wow just finished The Ministry of Time and !!! Snuck in right at the end of 2025, hands-down my favorite book this year
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Rian Johnson casually dropping a great jab at tons of misinformed Star Wars fans who think their values align with the Rebels, rather than the Empire
December 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Rian Johnson casually dropping a great jab at tons of misinformed Star Wars fans who think their values align with the Rebels, rather than the Empire
Seriously considering getting a fake tree next year 🥲💀
December 23, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Seriously considering getting a fake tree next year 🥲💀
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The whole “6-7” fad teens love is simply the Central-Eastern airing time of their favorite news program, 60 Minutes
December 23, 2025 at 12:06 AM
The whole “6-7” fad teens love is simply the Central-Eastern airing time of their favorite news program, 60 Minutes
Friends, I gasped
He still loves classical music 🎵
#AdamDriver
Adam at the Liszt Academy of Music with Pianist Gábor Frankas Nov 15/25 -Zenéakademiaofficial
#AdamDriver
Adam at the Liszt Academy of Music with Pianist Gábor Frankas Nov 15/25 -Zenéakademiaofficial
December 21, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Friends, I gasped
Me: drinks only coffee & Diet Coke, no water
Me: frequently covers face with scarf/blanket/sweatshirt collar, trapping mouth condensation & bacteria
Me: eats total garbage w/little regard for known acne-trigger foods
Somehow, also me: whyyyyyyy am I breaking out so much 😩
Me: frequently covers face with scarf/blanket/sweatshirt collar, trapping mouth condensation & bacteria
Me: eats total garbage w/little regard for known acne-trigger foods
Somehow, also me: whyyyyyyy am I breaking out so much 😩
December 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Me: drinks only coffee & Diet Coke, no water
Me: frequently covers face with scarf/blanket/sweatshirt collar, trapping mouth condensation & bacteria
Me: eats total garbage w/little regard for known acne-trigger foods
Somehow, also me: whyyyyyyy am I breaking out so much 😩
Me: frequently covers face with scarf/blanket/sweatshirt collar, trapping mouth condensation & bacteria
Me: eats total garbage w/little regard for known acne-trigger foods
Somehow, also me: whyyyyyyy am I breaking out so much 😩
Loveeeee thinking about how many other thoughtful conversations they’ve had behind the scenes if THIS is the one they made public 😊
Also implicit confirmation that Ben-as-Kylo was SO celibate (further evidenced by his reaction to Tava Ren in the comic lol)
Also implicit confirmation that Ben-as-Kylo was SO celibate (further evidenced by his reaction to Tava Ren in the comic lol)
The best part of that quote (there are many incredible parts lol) isn’t just that they talked about Ben ever kissing a girl, or why it would be relevant—it’s that Adam Driver was sitting there being like “this dude’s the hugest virgin ever” and sought confirmation for his head canon
December 19, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Loveeeee thinking about how many other thoughtful conversations they’ve had behind the scenes if THIS is the one they made public 😊
Also implicit confirmation that Ben-as-Kylo was SO celibate (further evidenced by his reaction to Tava Ren in the comic lol)
Also implicit confirmation that Ben-as-Kylo was SO celibate (further evidenced by his reaction to Tava Ren in the comic lol)
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Daisy Ridley made her first appearance as Rey on this day 10 years ago
December 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Daisy Ridley made her first appearance as Rey on this day 10 years ago
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I loved how the latest #KnivesOut mystery, #WakeUpDeadMan, focused on forgiveness instead of punishment. And the message that Father Jud, a violent young man, can heal… obligatory mourning hours for what could have been if Rian Johnson had completed Ben Solo’s redemption. #reylo
December 18, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I loved how the latest #KnivesOut mystery, #WakeUpDeadMan, focused on forgiveness instead of punishment. And the message that Father Jud, a violent young man, can heal… obligatory mourning hours for what could have been if Rian Johnson had completed Ben Solo’s redemption. #reylo