Emily Hoehne
emhoehne.bsky.social
Emily Hoehne
@emhoehne.bsky.social
Autism parent breaking down patriarchal barriers.

Love finding patterns in data and LOTR memes.

“Be curious. Not judgmental.”
Also this one 👏🏻
Because we all need a talk about failure and people and purpose right now, I’m porting over an old story thread from Twitter: the time my advisor told me if I didn’t get a C and destroy my perfect transcript, it would RUIN my life, and the time she was not actually wrong about it
October 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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I grew up in a highly patriarchal system that stressed perfection & was baffled when men in power (only men were in power) were angry when I met all their expectations instead of proud & how they seemed almost RELIEVED when I was finally gay so they could throw me out until I finally realized:
December 20, 2024 at 3:47 PM
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We are literally being led by the dumbest people alive
RFK Jr: "By September we will know what has caused the autism epidemic and we will be able to eliminate those exposures."
April 10, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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While golfing
April 5, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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If you're still in line in Wisconsin to make Elon cry, stay in line
April 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
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Fox now displaying a ticker showing the stock market tanking while Trump is talking about tariffs
March 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
It’s horrifying but not shocking that a man accused of rape, sexual harassment, and sexual assault would blame Ukraine.
February 28, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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I do think it’s super important right now and in the foreseeable future to really value moments of joy and to be intentional about making as many of them as you can
January 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
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No mention that Dorothy Parker was a Civil Right champion.

Or that Parker bequeathed her estate to MLK, and provided that upon his death, the estate would pass to the NAACP. The NAACP continues to benefit from her gift by licensing the use of her works.

Parker's ashes were in NAACP HQ for 30 yrs.
August 22, 2024 at 12:14 PM
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Hustle culture lied to us. *This* is the perfect life
December 16, 2024 at 4:26 PM
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J6 criminals violently attacked police officers at our nation’s capitol and Donald Trump says this week they “had no choice.” A convicted felon and insurrectionist will be sworn in to the presidency, say he will protect & defend the constitution—and then mock this oath by abandoning the rule of law.
December 10, 2024 at 1:03 AM
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i just emailed NYPD:
December 9, 2024 at 12:07 AM
If Trump is the White Witch, and the Americans that voted for him are Edmund, who will be Aslan?
November 17, 2024 at 1:59 AM
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BREAKING NEW: Food and Drug Administration to be headed by the Late, Great, Hannibal Lecter.
November 14, 2024 at 11:24 AM
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mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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i wore this shirt to jury duty and the defense lawyer asked if it was true. that man’s client is fucked
November 12, 2024 at 3:29 AM
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GOSH it has been so refreshing to finally have a space where I can see ALL OF MY OLD MORMON TWITTER BESTIES AGAIN

YOU ARE ALL ALIVE!! IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE ALL OF YOU BEAUTIFUL HUMANS AGAIN!! I LOVE YALL FOREVER
November 13, 2024 at 4:00 AM
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BlueSky feels like this lately.
a man wearing sunglasses and a hat with the words we 're putting the band back together
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a hat with the words we 're putting the band back together
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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classic novels, but make it a recipe:

1) Grate Gatsby
November 10, 2024 at 5:28 PM
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The next great Tech idea: I couldn’t find my Kindle charging cord and I thought what if there was something you could read, that you never had to charge?
November 10, 2024 at 5:28 PM
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Hey Gov, your favorite constituents moved to the California of Socials. Come take up your rightful throne @elimccann.bsky.social 👑
November 9, 2024 at 7:01 PM
The interface, the minimalistic style, the people. This feels like coming home 🥰
November 10, 2024 at 3:23 AM