Elyssa Phillips
@elyssamp.bsky.social
𝗔𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿 | 𝗪𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿 | 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻 | SINGLE
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I would like to thank #unitedairlines for not only getting me out of my Spirit debacle, but for having incredible customer service, and exhibiting comforting hospitality.
......I wonder if they serve champagne to 32D. 🤓
#whyimstillsingle
......I wonder if they serve champagne to 32D. 🤓
#whyimstillsingle
November 17, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I would like to thank #unitedairlines for not only getting me out of my Spirit debacle, but for having incredible customer service, and exhibiting comforting hospitality.
......I wonder if they serve champagne to 32D. 🤓
#whyimstillsingle
......I wonder if they serve champagne to 32D. 🤓
#whyimstillsingle
THANK YOU so much to everyone who came out tonight to Rodney’s Comedy Club. I had so much fun and it meant the world to me. I cannot even begin to tell you.
Let's do it again! Oh wait - we are!
TOMORROW IS NOW TONIGHT cause it's SATURDAY!
See you at Governor's Comedy Club in Long Island at 7:30.
Let's do it again! Oh wait - we are!
TOMORROW IS NOW TONIGHT cause it's SATURDAY!
See you at Governor's Comedy Club in Long Island at 7:30.
November 15, 2025 at 7:41 AM
THANK YOU so much to everyone who came out tonight to Rodney’s Comedy Club. I had so much fun and it meant the world to me. I cannot even begin to tell you.
Let's do it again! Oh wait - we are!
TOMORROW IS NOW TONIGHT cause it's SATURDAY!
See you at Governor's Comedy Club in Long Island at 7:30.
Let's do it again! Oh wait - we are!
TOMORROW IS NOW TONIGHT cause it's SATURDAY!
See you at Governor's Comedy Club in Long Island at 7:30.
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 AM
It's a different kind of validation when your latest Instagram reel makes former NFL quarterback & Bachelor franchise host Jesse Palmer laugh.
And it hits you right in the....well...you get it. 😏
#whyimstillsingle
And it hits you right in the....well...you get it. 😏
#whyimstillsingle
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 AM
It's a different kind of validation when your latest Instagram reel makes former NFL quarterback & Bachelor franchise host Jesse Palmer laugh.
And it hits you right in the....well...you get it. 😏
#whyimstillsingle
And it hits you right in the....well...you get it. 😏
#whyimstillsingle
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 AM
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This beautiful tribute wrecked me.
I truly have no words to capture how genuine and moving and often very funny Jimmy Kimmel’s tribute to his friend and bandleader Cleto is. youtu.be/0xlVAr6JZ9A?...
Jimmy Kimmel Remembers His Best Friend and Bandleader Cleto Escobedo III
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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November 12, 2025 at 5:46 AM
This beautiful tribute wrecked me.
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I saw Del Toro’s FRANKENSTEIN late tonight, and I thought it was a pure delight. In the last scene the Creature walked toward the sunrise. Then suddenly, to my surprise…
November 12, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I saw Del Toro’s FRANKENSTEIN late tonight, and I thought it was a pure delight. In the last scene the Creature walked toward the sunrise. Then suddenly, to my surprise…
All I'm saying is -- I parked my car and looked at my phone -- and it was 11:11. On 11/11.
💜 That is all. 💜
#whyimstillsingle
💜 That is all. 💜
#whyimstillsingle
November 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
All I'm saying is -- I parked my car and looked at my phone -- and it was 11:11. On 11/11.
💜 That is all. 💜
#whyimstillsingle
💜 That is all. 💜
#whyimstillsingle
Do we think if I sleep with the conductor, I can get a discount on these Amtrak prices? Hot DANG when did trains become the hot way to travel?! They don't even have an automatic toilet flush!
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
November 11, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Do we think if I sleep with the conductor, I can get a discount on these Amtrak prices? Hot DANG when did trains become the hot way to travel?! They don't even have an automatic toilet flush!
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
THANK YOU OHIO!
100% worth the fact that I haven't slept in two days and I'm sitting at the airport cause my flight has been cancelled and rebooked three times. 💜🤓
But seriously....zero regrets.
Can't wait to come back. 💚
#whyimstillsingle
100% worth the fact that I haven't slept in two days and I'm sitting at the airport cause my flight has been cancelled and rebooked three times. 💜🤓
But seriously....zero regrets.
Can't wait to come back. 💚
#whyimstillsingle
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 AM
THANK YOU OHIO!
100% worth the fact that I haven't slept in two days and I'm sitting at the airport cause my flight has been cancelled and rebooked three times. 💜🤓
But seriously....zero regrets.
Can't wait to come back. 💚
#whyimstillsingle
100% worth the fact that I haven't slept in two days and I'm sitting at the airport cause my flight has been cancelled and rebooked three times. 💜🤓
But seriously....zero regrets.
Can't wait to come back. 💚
#whyimstillsingle
Since I'm doing so much traveling during this shutdown, I'll continue to post updates in my Stories of what's actually going on at some of these airports. Let's all put our politics down and band together to help each other out! 💜💜💜
#StrongerTogether
#StrongerTogether
November 8, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Since I'm doing so much traveling during this shutdown, I'll continue to post updates in my Stories of what's actually going on at some of these airports. Let's all put our politics down and band together to help each other out! 💜💜💜
#StrongerTogether
#StrongerTogether
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I don’t understand why Trump’s approval rating is finally slipping when he’s building a golden ballroom at his house while actively stopping 42 million Americans from getting food stamps, 40% of whom are children
November 8, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I don’t understand why Trump’s approval rating is finally slipping when he’s building a golden ballroom at his house while actively stopping 42 million Americans from getting food stamps, 40% of whom are children
All flights were made and thx for following along! Which also means I will be camping out at Cleveland airport from 11:30pm-7am when my dang car rental place opens up. Thank goodness CLE has a 24hr Dunkin. 🤓
Thank you TSA!
Thank you TSA!
November 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
All flights were made and thx for following along! Which also means I will be camping out at Cleveland airport from 11:30pm-7am when my dang car rental place opens up. Thank goodness CLE has a 24hr Dunkin. 🤓
Thank you TSA!
Thank you TSA!
And now...
At least a 30 minute delay while on the plane at LAX. That's about the exact amount of time I have to make my connecting flight in Charlotte to Cleveland.
Fingers crossed!!!!
At least a 30 minute delay while on the plane at LAX. That's about the exact amount of time I have to make my connecting flight in Charlotte to Cleveland.
Fingers crossed!!!!
November 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
And now...
At least a 30 minute delay while on the plane at LAX. That's about the exact amount of time I have to make my connecting flight in Charlotte to Cleveland.
Fingers crossed!!!!
At least a 30 minute delay while on the plane at LAX. That's about the exact amount of time I have to make my connecting flight in Charlotte to Cleveland.
Fingers crossed!!!!
Getting ready to hit the airport, so wish me luck cause I'm headed to Krackpots Comedy Club Massillon for two Saturday night shows!
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Getting ready to hit the airport, so wish me luck cause I'm headed to Krackpots Comedy Club Massillon for two Saturday night shows!
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
I cannot begin to tell you how incredibly frustrating it is that I become insanely productive at 10pm. ;)
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
November 4, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I cannot begin to tell you how incredibly frustrating it is that I become insanely productive at 10pm. ;)
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
DON'T FORGET TO VOTE!
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
November 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
DON'T FORGET TO VOTE!
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
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SAG-AFTRA stands in solidarity with the IWGB Game Workers Union exercising their right to organize following reports of union-busting at Rockstar. Our members’ union performances on Rockstar games are an integral part of the success and legacy of games like Grand Theft Auto.
November 4, 2025 at 12:28 AM
SAG-AFTRA stands in solidarity with the IWGB Game Workers Union exercising their right to organize following reports of union-busting at Rockstar. Our members’ union performances on Rockstar games are an integral part of the success and legacy of games like Grand Theft Auto.
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WRITERS: You can either spend a year wondering how to get repped. Or spend two hours learning how it is done. One-day workshop on November 16, sign up today at: https://bit.ly/4noyElt
##screenwriterlife #tvwriterlife #screenwritingcommunity #scriptwriting #packtheater
##screenwriterlife #tvwriterlife #screenwritingcommunity #scriptwriting #packtheater
November 4, 2025 at 1:53 AM
WRITERS: You can either spend a year wondering how to get repped. Or spend two hours learning how it is done. One-day workshop on November 16, sign up today at: https://bit.ly/4noyElt
##screenwriterlife #tvwriterlife #screenwritingcommunity #scriptwriting #packtheater
##screenwriterlife #tvwriterlife #screenwritingcommunity #scriptwriting #packtheater
Crazy busy and I need to take a minute to meditate and poop....Maybe not in that order.
But also....Maybe?! 😏
Trying to keep everyone up to date in my Stories so take a peek and let me know how YOU'RE doing too!
Grateful for my fam, friends, and friends who are basically fam. 😜
#whyimstillsingle
But also....Maybe?! 😏
Trying to keep everyone up to date in my Stories so take a peek and let me know how YOU'RE doing too!
Grateful for my fam, friends, and friends who are basically fam. 😜
#whyimstillsingle
November 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Crazy busy and I need to take a minute to meditate and poop....Maybe not in that order.
But also....Maybe?! 😏
Trying to keep everyone up to date in my Stories so take a peek and let me know how YOU'RE doing too!
Grateful for my fam, friends, and friends who are basically fam. 😜
#whyimstillsingle
But also....Maybe?! 😏
Trying to keep everyone up to date in my Stories so take a peek and let me know how YOU'RE doing too!
Grateful for my fam, friends, and friends who are basically fam. 😜
#whyimstillsingle
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ice cube driving a car around the dodgers' field is the most LA shit possible
November 3, 2025 at 8:39 PM
ice cube driving a car around the dodgers' field is the most LA shit possible
Ahem... To all my Long Island peeps who keep saying they want to come out and see me perform... STAY TUNED! 😏😏😏
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
November 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Ahem... To all my Long Island peeps who keep saying they want to come out and see me perform... STAY TUNED! 😏😏😏
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
Deciding to walk the streets of Toluca Lake to get some writing done on Halloween.... Has been the widest mistake of my life. 😜
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
November 1, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Deciding to walk the streets of Toluca Lake to get some writing done on Halloween.... Has been the widest mistake of my life. 😜
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
Had an amazing time hosting last night's Astra Podcast Awards, and now I'm headed to set for a lil something fun. Feeling all the grateful feels.
Oh wait.... Just gas. 🤓
#whyimstillsingle
Oh wait.... Just gas. 🤓
#whyimstillsingle
October 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Had an amazing time hosting last night's Astra Podcast Awards, and now I'm headed to set for a lil something fun. Feeling all the grateful feels.
Oh wait.... Just gas. 🤓
#whyimstillsingle
Oh wait.... Just gas. 🤓
#whyimstillsingle
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Our Patreon keeps growing! Our paid Patreon members get free tickets AND 15% discounts on all classes and merch. For a Patron, that's nearly $50 off a $330 class. Revenue from this goes directly toward supporting our shows! Sign up today at https://bit.ly/41qbO43
October 28, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Our Patreon keeps growing! Our paid Patreon members get free tickets AND 15% discounts on all classes and merch. For a Patron, that's nearly $50 off a $330 class. Revenue from this goes directly toward supporting our shows! Sign up today at https://bit.ly/41qbO43