Elyssa Phillips
@elyssamp.bsky.social
𝗔𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿 | 𝗪𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿 | 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻 | SINGLE
https://linktr.ee/elyssaphillips
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For sure, if you're in stand-up comedy, but if you are an entertainer who cares about our industry as a whole, I cannot praise the Good One podcast episode w/ Chris Gerhard as a guest enough. 💚
January 17, 2026 at 10:58 PM
For sure, if you're in stand-up comedy, but if you are an entertainer who cares about our industry as a whole, I cannot praise the Good One podcast episode w/ Chris Gerhard as a guest enough. 💚
Down Under Comedy 8pm 🤣
See you there!
See you there!
January 17, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Down Under Comedy 8pm 🤣
See you there!
See you there!
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Join us in celebrating the late Betty White, who was #BOTD in 1922. A true pioneer, this iconic actor had a career that spanned nearly 70 years. She was best known for her roles in sitcoms, game shows and sketch comedy. Betty received the SAG Life Achievement Award in 2009. 💛
January 17, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Join us in celebrating the late Betty White, who was #BOTD in 1922. A true pioneer, this iconic actor had a career that spanned nearly 70 years. She was best known for her roles in sitcoms, game shows and sketch comedy. Betty received the SAG Life Achievement Award in 2009. 💛
January 16, 2026 at 9:26 PM
In the words of Stellan Skarsgard, "Cinema should be seen in cinemas."
In the words of Elyssa Phillips, "Stand-up comedy should be seen in comedy clubs."
I'll be at
@HollywoodImprov
Fri. 7:30 and I'd love to see you all there...in-person...your phones in your pocket..it'll be ok.
In the words of Elyssa Phillips, "Stand-up comedy should be seen in comedy clubs."
I'll be at
@HollywoodImprov
Fri. 7:30 and I'd love to see you all there...in-person...your phones in your pocket..it'll be ok.
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
In the words of Stellan Skarsgard, "Cinema should be seen in cinemas."
In the words of Elyssa Phillips, "Stand-up comedy should be seen in comedy clubs."
I'll be at
@HollywoodImprov
Fri. 7:30 and I'd love to see you all there...in-person...your phones in your pocket..it'll be ok.
In the words of Elyssa Phillips, "Stand-up comedy should be seen in comedy clubs."
I'll be at
@HollywoodImprov
Fri. 7:30 and I'd love to see you all there...in-person...your phones in your pocket..it'll be ok.
What a pleasure and an honor presenting the Indie Spotlight Award to my girl Tracie Laymon and the cast of Bob Trevino Likes It at last night's The Astra Awards. 🩷🩷🩷
Thank you Scott Menzel for having me in the Hollywood Creative Alliance family. 💜💜💜
Thank you Scott Menzel for having me in the Hollywood Creative Alliance family. 💜💜💜
January 10, 2026 at 5:57 PM
What a pleasure and an honor presenting the Indie Spotlight Award to my girl Tracie Laymon and the cast of Bob Trevino Likes It at last night's The Astra Awards. 🩷🩷🩷
Thank you Scott Menzel for having me in the Hollywood Creative Alliance family. 💜💜💜
Thank you Scott Menzel for having me in the Hollywood Creative Alliance family. 💜💜💜
... And we're off to go be one of tonight's presenters at The Hollywood Creative Alliance's Astra Film Awards! Now if only I could zip up my dress...
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
January 9, 2026 at 10:58 PM
... And we're off to go be one of tonight's presenters at The Hollywood Creative Alliance's Astra Film Awards! Now if only I could zip up my dress...
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
*** LOW TICKET WARNING ***
Turns out, more people wanna see Kristen Carroll and I roast each other than I thought!
The Roast Battle begins at 10:30 tonight at The Comedy Store. I'll be the one who looks like they did squats, curls, and pushups.... Cause I did. 😏
#whyimstillsingle
Turns out, more people wanna see Kristen Carroll and I roast each other than I thought!
The Roast Battle begins at 10:30 tonight at The Comedy Store. I'll be the one who looks like they did squats, curls, and pushups.... Cause I did. 😏
#whyimstillsingle
January 6, 2026 at 6:14 PM
*** LOW TICKET WARNING ***
Turns out, more people wanna see Kristen Carroll and I roast each other than I thought!
The Roast Battle begins at 10:30 tonight at The Comedy Store. I'll be the one who looks like they did squats, curls, and pushups.... Cause I did. 😏
#whyimstillsingle
Turns out, more people wanna see Kristen Carroll and I roast each other than I thought!
The Roast Battle begins at 10:30 tonight at The Comedy Store. I'll be the one who looks like they did squats, curls, and pushups.... Cause I did. 😏
#whyimstillsingle
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Going to the gym at work
Pros:
-Convenient
-Saves money
-Built in consistency
-Can shower there
-Spot friends
-Rarely crowded
Cons
-Once a quarter your boss sees your penis
Pros:
-Convenient
-Saves money
-Built in consistency
-Can shower there
-Spot friends
-Rarely crowded
Cons
-Once a quarter your boss sees your penis
January 6, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Going to the gym at work
Pros:
-Convenient
-Saves money
-Built in consistency
-Can shower there
-Spot friends
-Rarely crowded
Cons
-Once a quarter your boss sees your penis
Pros:
-Convenient
-Saves money
-Built in consistency
-Can shower there
-Spot friends
-Rarely crowded
Cons
-Once a quarter your boss sees your penis
The world needs more of Buffy The Vampire Slayer's "Once More With Feeling", and less of ---- just about everything else. :)
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
January 6, 2026 at 6:53 AM
The world needs more of Buffy The Vampire Slayer's "Once More With Feeling", and less of ---- just about everything else. :)
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
** REMINDER **
SAG-AFTRA Wages & Working Conditions meetings pick up this coming Monday in Los Angeles -- and I'm going in-person for Monday's meeting.
Join me!
Or don't!
See what I care. ;)
#whyimstillsingle #UnionStrong
SAG-AFTRA Wages & Working Conditions meetings pick up this coming Monday in Los Angeles -- and I'm going in-person for Monday's meeting.
Join me!
Or don't!
See what I care. ;)
#whyimstillsingle #UnionStrong
January 3, 2026 at 7:33 PM
** REMINDER **
SAG-AFTRA Wages & Working Conditions meetings pick up this coming Monday in Los Angeles -- and I'm going in-person for Monday's meeting.
Join me!
Or don't!
See what I care. ;)
#whyimstillsingle #UnionStrong
SAG-AFTRA Wages & Working Conditions meetings pick up this coming Monday in Los Angeles -- and I'm going in-person for Monday's meeting.
Join me!
Or don't!
See what I care. ;)
#whyimstillsingle #UnionStrong
What kind of message do you think the Universe is trying to send me when I choke on my own saliva during meditation?
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
December 30, 2025 at 4:43 PM
What kind of message do you think the Universe is trying to send me when I choke on my own saliva during meditation?
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
We've reached the part of "Elyssa only rests one day of the year and it's Christmas day" where I'm getting restless and I promised myself I would rest today -- and also -- how much hummus can one girl eat?!
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
December 26, 2025 at 2:42 AM
We've reached the part of "Elyssa only rests one day of the year and it's Christmas day" where I'm getting restless and I promised myself I would rest today -- and also -- how much hummus can one girl eat?!
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
My LEGIT weather app in Burbank:
Rainy conditions expected around 12pm.
Rainy conditions expected around 1pm.
...rinse and repeat and still saying it's-a-coming...by 6pm.
Just be HONEST:
Rainy conditions. Will come. At some point.
Keep buying toilet paper from Trader Joes.
Rainy conditions expected around 12pm.
Rainy conditions expected around 1pm.
...rinse and repeat and still saying it's-a-coming...by 6pm.
Just be HONEST:
Rainy conditions. Will come. At some point.
Keep buying toilet paper from Trader Joes.
December 26, 2025 at 1:41 AM
My LEGIT weather app in Burbank:
Rainy conditions expected around 12pm.
Rainy conditions expected around 1pm.
...rinse and repeat and still saying it's-a-coming...by 6pm.
Just be HONEST:
Rainy conditions. Will come. At some point.
Keep buying toilet paper from Trader Joes.
Rainy conditions expected around 12pm.
Rainy conditions expected around 1pm.
...rinse and repeat and still saying it's-a-coming...by 6pm.
Just be HONEST:
Rainy conditions. Will come. At some point.
Keep buying toilet paper from Trader Joes.
Merry Christmas to all who celebrate from me, my bed, a jar of peanut butter, a rotisserie chicken, and a banana!
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
December 25, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Merry Christmas to all who celebrate from me, my bed, a jar of peanut butter, a rotisserie chicken, and a banana!
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
If you haven't watched the Being Eddie documentary on Netflix, you're not doing it right.
So so so so good.
And also a reminder of #whyimstillsingle . 🤓
So so so so good.
And also a reminder of #whyimstillsingle . 🤓
December 22, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If you haven't watched the Being Eddie documentary on Netflix, you're not doing it right.
So so so so good.
And also a reminder of #whyimstillsingle . 🤓
So so so so good.
And also a reminder of #whyimstillsingle . 🤓
Hollywood Improv TONIGHT at 9:45! 🤣
DM me for a promo code if you wanna come and get a discount on tickets. See you there!
#whyimstillsingle
DM me for a promo code if you wanna come and get a discount on tickets. See you there!
#whyimstillsingle
December 19, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Hollywood Improv TONIGHT at 9:45! 🤣
DM me for a promo code if you wanna come and get a discount on tickets. See you there!
#whyimstillsingle
DM me for a promo code if you wanna come and get a discount on tickets. See you there!
#whyimstillsingle
Hot Dates Comedy at Pauhaus Gallery in Hollywood, 8pm! 😜
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
December 17, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Hot Dates Comedy at Pauhaus Gallery in Hollywood, 8pm! 😜
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
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I interviewed Rob Reiner as one of the bonuses for the @criterion.bsky.social BluRay of SPINAL TAP. We talked for an hour about the movie and his career and then they shut off the cameras and we talked about movies for another hour. A delightful, unhurried genius.
December 15, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I interviewed Rob Reiner as one of the bonuses for the @criterion.bsky.social BluRay of SPINAL TAP. We talked for an hour about the movie and his career and then they shut off the cameras and we talked about movies for another hour. A delightful, unhurried genius.
No words.
Rest in peace to the man, the legend, the icon, Rob Reiner.
Rest in peace to the man, the legend, the icon, Rob Reiner.
December 15, 2025 at 8:05 AM
No words.
Rest in peace to the man, the legend, the icon, Rob Reiner.
Rest in peace to the man, the legend, the icon, Rob Reiner.
Thinking of those in Sydney.
And how important it is, now more than ever, to shine our lights bright.
Happy Hanukkah.
💙
And how important it is, now more than ever, to shine our lights bright.
Happy Hanukkah.
💙
December 15, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Thinking of those in Sydney.
And how important it is, now more than ever, to shine our lights bright.
Happy Hanukkah.
💙
And how important it is, now more than ever, to shine our lights bright.
Happy Hanukkah.
💙
Hosting The Astra Creative Arts Awards tonight and I can't wait! Also...I can't pee... I'm in a jumpsuit!!
December 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Hosting The Astra Creative Arts Awards tonight and I can't wait! Also...I can't pee... I'm in a jumpsuit!!
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Historic win! 2 key performer protection bills are now laws in NY State, securing post-mortem digital replica rights & disclosure of synthetic performers in ads. Thank you Governor Kathy Hochul for signing & safeguarding #SagAftraMembers & NYers. Linda B. Rosenthal Senator Mike Gianaris Tony Simone
December 11, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Historic win! 2 key performer protection bills are now laws in NY State, securing post-mortem digital replica rights & disclosure of synthetic performers in ads. Thank you Governor Kathy Hochul for signing & safeguarding #SagAftraMembers & NYers. Linda B. Rosenthal Senator Mike Gianaris Tony Simone
So excited to be heading to tonight's FYC special screening of BOB TREVINO LIKES IT, moderated by the fabulous Gina Rodriguez!
It's been sweeping the festival circuit, and I couldn't be prouder of my girl Tracie Laymon for writing & directing this beautiful story. 💜
#whoruntheworld
It's been sweeping the festival circuit, and I couldn't be prouder of my girl Tracie Laymon for writing & directing this beautiful story. 💜
#whoruntheworld
December 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
So excited to be heading to tonight's FYC special screening of BOB TREVINO LIKES IT, moderated by the fabulous Gina Rodriguez!
It's been sweeping the festival circuit, and I couldn't be prouder of my girl Tracie Laymon for writing & directing this beautiful story. 💜
#whoruntheworld
It's been sweeping the festival circuit, and I couldn't be prouder of my girl Tracie Laymon for writing & directing this beautiful story. 💜
#whoruntheworld
Thank you @yaamava ! It's always such a treat opening up the night for @ilizas . A good person, a great comic, a different animal for sure. Also, "Turndown Service" is the name of my next comedy special. Or the theme of my 2026 vision board. Maybe both.
😏✨😜
😏✨😜
December 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Thank you @yaamava ! It's always such a treat opening up the night for @ilizas . A good person, a great comic, a different animal for sure. Also, "Turndown Service" is the name of my next comedy special. Or the theme of my 2026 vision board. Maybe both.
😏✨😜
😏✨😜