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Elyssa Phillips
@elyssamp.bsky.social
𝗔𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿 | 𝗪𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿 | 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻 | SINGLE
https://linktr.ee/elyssaphillips
WE’RE BACK! 💪
Last year’s In Her Words: A Woman’s Roundtable was such a hit, we’re doing it again!
Honored to be Co-Vice Chair of @sagaftra L.A. Women’s Committee + help bring this night back.

📅 Mon Nov 17 | Link in bio 😏
October 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Reunion? Call your mother, THAT'S a reunion. 💜 #loveisland #jewishmother #comedyclips
August 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Get yo' butts to Big Bear asap cause I'm on my way to @biglaughsfest SATURDAY night at 9pm, and I'm thinking, since I can't pin down a husband, maybe I can pin me down a bear?! 😏 I'll take whatever I can get dangit! 🧸
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#whyimstillsingle #comedyshow #festival #bigbear
August 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
If this is paradise, I’ll stay in Queens. 🌹 #bachelorinparadise #jewishmother #comedy
August 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The chutzpah of these people. 🌹
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#bachelorinparadise #jewishmom #sketchcomedy #humor #finalrose
August 15, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I’m just reporting the facts 🤷🏻‍♀️! #whyimstillsingle #womenincomedy #standupcomedy
August 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
The hatchets bombed. Luckily, I didn't.
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#whyimstillsingle #standupcomedy #hatchets #colorado
August 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Tell me you Funny AF Girls without telling me you Funny AF Girls. 🤣💖 Back at it w/ a whole new lineup of ladies 8pm TONIGHT at @thecomedystore thanks to @prettyfunnywomen . Tix sold online only! 😜 Are you ready for it? 😏
July 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Reminiscing on last my @comic_con appearance. Yes, this is me. Yes, I still owe money for my BFA in Theater. And no, I have no regrets. 😏 I made one helluva sexy Rexy. Especially on that toilet. 🦖
#whyimstillsingle #jurassicpark #comiccon #rexy #jurassicworld
July 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM