Elyssa Phillips
@elyssamp.bsky.social
𝗔𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿 | 𝗪𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗿 | 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗱𝗶𝗮𝗻 | SINGLE
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WE’RE BACK! 💪
Last year’s In Her Words: A Woman’s Roundtable was such a hit, we’re doing it again!
Honored to be Co-Vice Chair of @sagaftra L.A. Women’s Committee + help bring this night back.
📅 Mon Nov 17 | Link in bio 😏
Last year’s In Her Words: A Woman’s Roundtable was such a hit, we’re doing it again!
Honored to be Co-Vice Chair of @sagaftra L.A. Women’s Committee + help bring this night back.
📅 Mon Nov 17 | Link in bio 😏
October 13, 2025 at 9:02 PM
WE’RE BACK! 💪
Last year’s In Her Words: A Woman’s Roundtable was such a hit, we’re doing it again!
Honored to be Co-Vice Chair of @sagaftra L.A. Women’s Committee + help bring this night back.
📅 Mon Nov 17 | Link in bio 😏
Last year’s In Her Words: A Woman’s Roundtable was such a hit, we’re doing it again!
Honored to be Co-Vice Chair of @sagaftra L.A. Women’s Committee + help bring this night back.
📅 Mon Nov 17 | Link in bio 😏
PICO RIVERA!!! Thank you for coming out and spending the night listening to me get silly, that also may or may not have included a hot dog, an Instagram photo of a single 50 year old dad, and Rick Springfield... not in that order. 😏
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
October 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
PICO RIVERA!!! Thank you for coming out and spending the night listening to me get silly, that also may or may not have included a hot dog, an Instagram photo of a single 50 year old dad, and Rick Springfield... not in that order. 😏
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
October 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
We came. We saw. We went to the bathroom together even though we didn't have to go. 🤓 Oh.... And we DANCED. Thank you @ilizas.bsky.social for this much needed (and well deserved) night out. I can still taste the Red Bull. 😜
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
October 9, 2025 at 8:19 PM
We came. We saw. We went to the bathroom together even though we didn't have to go. 🤓 Oh.... And we DANCED. Thank you @ilizas.bsky.social for this much needed (and well deserved) night out. I can still taste the Red Bull. 😜
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
Thank you The Ice House! That crowd got the full me. 😏 Let’s just say… no one left wondering why I’m still single. Thanks for the laughs, the lineup, and my ladies who came out to see me! 💜
#whyimstillsingle #pasadenanights
#whyimstillsingle #pasadenanights
October 7, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Thank you The Ice House! That crowd got the full me. 😏 Let’s just say… no one left wondering why I’m still single. Thanks for the laughs, the lineup, and my ladies who came out to see me! 💜
#whyimstillsingle #pasadenanights
#whyimstillsingle #pasadenanights
Come see every wrinkle, laugh line, nook, and cranny. Coming to a comedy club near your therapist's couch. All tickets & merch on sale now! 😜
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
October 3, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Come see every wrinkle, laugh line, nook, and cranny. Coming to a comedy club near your therapist's couch. All tickets & merch on sale now! 😜
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
Highlights of my year? Easy—SLO Fest. 💜 Unforgettable shows, amazing people… and a mother who’s already yelled at me for posting this late. 😅
September 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Highlights of my year? Easy—SLO Fest. 💜 Unforgettable shows, amazing people… and a mother who’s already yelled at me for posting this late. 😅
Ohhhhhh, so THIS is #whyimstillsingle ! 🫡
📸: @benhanson.photos
📸: @benhanson.photos
September 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Ohhhhhh, so THIS is #whyimstillsingle ! 🫡
📸: @benhanson.photos
📸: @benhanson.photos
Okay inter-web, do your thing! Spread the word that we're back at Disney studios Monday morning. BYO signs, water, and moral compass. We can do this the easy way, or the hard way.*
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*(The hard way is getting my mother involved. Trust me. You want the easy way.)
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#fightthepower #freespeech
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*(The hard way is getting my mother involved. Trust me. You want the easy way.)
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#fightthepower #freespeech
September 21, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Okay inter-web, do your thing! Spread the word that we're back at Disney studios Monday morning. BYO signs, water, and moral compass. We can do this the easy way, or the hard way.*
✊😏💪
*(The hard way is getting my mother involved. Trust me. You want the easy way.)
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#fightthepower #freespeech
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*(The hard way is getting my mother involved. Trust me. You want the easy way.)
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#fightthepower #freespeech
You come for ONE of us, you come for ALL of us. I'M BACK BOBBBB!!!! And this time I'm in peri-menopause!!!! 💪🐭😏
#jimmykimmel #freedomofspeech #unionstrong #whyimstillsingle
#jimmykimmel #freedomofspeech #unionstrong #whyimstillsingle
September 18, 2025 at 9:14 PM
You come for ONE of us, you come for ALL of us. I'M BACK BOBBBB!!!! And this time I'm in peri-menopause!!!! 💪🐭😏
#jimmykimmel #freedomofspeech #unionstrong #whyimstillsingle
#jimmykimmel #freedomofspeech #unionstrong #whyimstillsingle
Happy 10 Yr Anniversary @bluewhalecomedy! 💙 So good to be back in Tulsa at one of my favorite fests. Opening for Robby Hoffman at the legendary PACKED @cainsballroom was a VIBE. Thank you for an experience to remember—here’s to more laughs & whales! 🐳 #whyimstillsingle
September 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Happy 10 Yr Anniversary @bluewhalecomedy! 💙 So good to be back in Tulsa at one of my favorite fests. Opening for Robby Hoffman at the legendary PACKED @cainsballroom was a VIBE. Thank you for an experience to remember—here’s to more laughs & whales! 🐳 #whyimstillsingle
California! My neighbors called the cops (again). Fine. I’ll just do it at @theicehousecc Saturday night. Grab your tickets BEFORE Saturday so I can prove to my mom that yelling is a career. 😜
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#whyimstillsingle #comedyshow #california #pasadena #weekendfun
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#whyimstillsingle #comedyshow #california #pasadena #weekendfun
September 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
California! My neighbors called the cops (again). Fine. I’ll just do it at @theicehousecc Saturday night. Grab your tickets BEFORE Saturday so I can prove to my mom that yelling is a career. 😜
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#whyimstillsingle #comedyshow #california #pasadena #weekendfun
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#whyimstillsingle #comedyshow #california #pasadena #weekendfun
Labor Day is for the dreamers, the doers, and the fighters who believe in fairness for all workers. I'm honored to always & forever fight for what is right for all. Thank you to all union members everywhere for making sure workers get treated better than comics at an open mic. 😜
September 2, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Labor Day is for the dreamers, the doers, and the fighters who believe in fairness for all workers. I'm honored to always & forever fight for what is right for all. Thank you to all union members everywhere for making sure workers get treated better than comics at an open mic. 😜
Don't mind me. I'll just be over here. Telling jokes. No really, I'm fine and not bitter at all. I mean, just look at that next poster with all my show dates! Why would I be anything other than HAPPY, DANGIT! I LOVE LOVE AND I'M SOOOOOO HAPPY FOR THEM! 🤬😏
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
August 29, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Don't mind me. I'll just be over here. Telling jokes. No really, I'm fine and not bitter at all. I mean, just look at that next poster with all my show dates! Why would I be anything other than HAPPY, DANGIT! I LOVE LOVE AND I'M SOOOOOO HAPPY FOR THEM! 🤬😏
#whyimstillsingle
#whyimstillsingle
August 26, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Get yo' butts to Big Bear asap cause I'm on my way to @biglaughsfest SATURDAY night at 9pm, and I'm thinking, since I can't pin down a husband, maybe I can pin me down a bear?! 😏 I'll take whatever I can get dangit! 🧸
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#whyimstillsingle #comedyshow #festival #bigbear
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#whyimstillsingle #comedyshow #festival #bigbear
August 22, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Get yo' butts to Big Bear asap cause I'm on my way to @biglaughsfest SATURDAY night at 9pm, and I'm thinking, since I can't pin down a husband, maybe I can pin me down a bear?! 😏 I'll take whatever I can get dangit! 🧸
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#whyimstillsingle #comedyshow #festival #bigbear
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#whyimstillsingle #comedyshow #festival #bigbear
August 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
August 15, 2025 at 6:31 AM
From New York to Netflix 📺
Huge thanks to Jerry Barmash at @patch for the amazing feature — and to LEANNE for letting me play in the Netflix sandbox.
#whyimstillsingle #leanne #netflix #grateful
Huge thanks to Jerry Barmash at @patch for the amazing feature — and to LEANNE for letting me play in the Netflix sandbox.
#whyimstillsingle #leanne #netflix #grateful
August 14, 2025 at 6:27 AM
From New York to Netflix 📺
Huge thanks to Jerry Barmash at @patch for the amazing feature — and to LEANNE for letting me play in the Netflix sandbox.
#whyimstillsingle #leanne #netflix #grateful
Huge thanks to Jerry Barmash at @patch for the amazing feature — and to LEANNE for letting me play in the Netflix sandbox.
#whyimstillsingle #leanne #netflix #grateful
August 12, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I don't know what's scarier.
Stand-up comedy.
Or stand-up comedy in an actual funeral home.
Come on @thesamanthahale !
You know I hate scary movies!
😏💀⚰️
Thank you @horrornerdcomedy for having me, everyone who came out, and @mortuaryescape for making me pee myself.
#whyimstillsingle #comedyshow
Stand-up comedy.
Or stand-up comedy in an actual funeral home.
Come on @thesamanthahale !
You know I hate scary movies!
😏💀⚰️
Thank you @horrornerdcomedy for having me, everyone who came out, and @mortuaryescape for making me pee myself.
#whyimstillsingle #comedyshow
August 8, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I don't know what's scarier.
Stand-up comedy.
Or stand-up comedy in an actual funeral home.
Come on @thesamanthahale !
You know I hate scary movies!
😏💀⚰️
Thank you @horrornerdcomedy for having me, everyone who came out, and @mortuaryescape for making me pee myself.
#whyimstillsingle #comedyshow
Stand-up comedy.
Or stand-up comedy in an actual funeral home.
Come on @thesamanthahale !
You know I hate scary movies!
😏💀⚰️
Thank you @horrornerdcomedy for having me, everyone who came out, and @mortuaryescape for making me pee myself.
#whyimstillsingle #comedyshow
August 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Have I mentioned I love multi-cam comedies?! Words cannot express what I felt the week working on #LEANNE . From being able to walk to work everyday, to watching the INCREDIBLE Leanne Morgan SLAY alongside the most talented comedic actors out there...I still feel so blessed. 💞 Full post on IG.
July 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Have I mentioned I love multi-cam comedies?! Words cannot express what I felt the week working on #LEANNE . From being able to walk to work everyday, to watching the INCREDIBLE Leanne Morgan SLAY alongside the most talented comedic actors out there...I still feel so blessed. 💞 Full post on IG.
Tell me you Funny AF Girls without telling me you Funny AF Girls. 🤣💖 Back at it w/ a whole new lineup of ladies 8pm TONIGHT at @thecomedystore thanks to @prettyfunnywomen . Tix sold online only! 😜 Are you ready for it? 😏
July 28, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Tell me you Funny AF Girls without telling me you Funny AF Girls. 🤣💖 Back at it w/ a whole new lineup of ladies 8pm TONIGHT at @thecomedystore thanks to @prettyfunnywomen . Tix sold online only! 😜 Are you ready for it? 😏
Reminiscing on last my @comic_con appearance. Yes, this is me. Yes, I still owe money for my BFA in Theater. And no, I have no regrets. 😏 I made one helluva sexy Rexy. Especially on that toilet. 🦖
#whyimstillsingle #jurassicpark #comiccon #rexy #jurassicworld
#whyimstillsingle #jurassicpark #comiccon #rexy #jurassicworld
July 26, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Reminiscing on last my @comic_con appearance. Yes, this is me. Yes, I still owe money for my BFA in Theater. And no, I have no regrets. 😏 I made one helluva sexy Rexy. Especially on that toilet. 🦖
#whyimstillsingle #jurassicpark #comiccon #rexy #jurassicworld
#whyimstillsingle #jurassicpark #comiccon #rexy #jurassicworld