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NotElsie
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Municipal government employee. College drop out. Only child. Homeowner. Meniere's Disease-haver. Middle aged dame. Detroit born and raised.
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It's A Wonderful Live was a box office disappointment in its day. Now, almost 80 years later, people still dive deep into it and write thoughtful essays like this about it. It's a wonderful and enduring work of art is what it is.
December 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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it's just so emblematic of what passes for conservative thought, this belief that their children go to college not to leave ignorance behind by learning from experts, but rather to teach the experts from their locus of ignorance, and to have their nonsensical prior assumptions validated as true
December 23, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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well hot damn. Ted Cruz's dad did the Black Dahlia murder.
December 23, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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I'll think I'm used to seeing men wield sexual violence as a tool to reinforce their power, but it still manages to take my breath away. That's how I felt reading Epstein's letter to Larry Nassar about Trump. It's so transparent. So sick and twisted. And it's tolerated by far too many.
December 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I fuckin knew it. I *knew* these numpties would know fuckall about effective digital redaction.
It is. You can actually search visible text on the redacted documents and the completely UNredacted document appears in the results 😭
December 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.
December 23, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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So apparently there are many Epstein files on the DOJ website where you can highlight the redacted text, copy it, and paste it onto another document to read the redactions
December 23, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Was it ChatGPT that told her she would be good at this job?
December 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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To the trans kids who have been left out and left behind by Republicans' callousness and cruelty:

You belong. You are enough. You deserve to show up in this world as your authentic self. And you deserve to grow old.
December 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Fucking what?
JD Vance: "We believe in honoring your father and mother rather than shipping all their money off to Ukraine"
December 21, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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quick get MAD TV back on the air in Canada so i can pitch Knives Oot
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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I want the transgender community to know that I’ve got your backs. Everyone deserves the right to live as their best authentic selves. I will always fight for you. #philforcolorado #copolitics #lgtbq+
December 21, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I'm not happy that Trump's DOJ is flagrantly ignoring the federal law that requires the release of the Epstein files.
But.
I might be a little *relieved* that they are. I don't think I have it in me right now for that whole boss fight.
December 19, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Dead-ass eyes.
Not quite creepy predator shark-eyes.
Just rolled-back-in-her-head-and-turning-milky expired.
December 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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A pedophile wants to recreate the hunger games. Hide your fucking children.
December 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This simple bitch: I had a tiny nerve severed surgically and it cost more than $200k. Was this fuckstick ever a *practicing* doctor? $150k for a penis is CHUMP CHANGE in the US.
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I dunno, man. I look forward to the day that the moniker "Trump" is as toxic and unusable as "Hitler."
Hitler Social
Hitler Steaks
The Hitler Org
Hitler Media
December 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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I don't know why but I feel like we all could use this tonight.

You know the rules. See it, repost it.
Tagging @angryblacklady.blacksky.app cause it makes her smile

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Brq-...
Tom Holland's "Umbrella" | Lip Sync Battle
YouTube video by Comedy Central Asia
www.youtube.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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I've been hearing my whole life about all these "principled conservatives" and then the last year we find out there's like exactly two guys and one of them started a fistfight with his neighbor over a lawnmower.
December 17, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Watching BRAZIL (1985, dir. Terry Gilliam) really prepared me for authoritarian cultists being proud of their tacky plastic surgery
December 17, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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Patrick Warburton and his sons recite Kronk lines from ‘The Emperor's New Groove’ in honor of the film's 25th anniversary
December 17, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Wow.
The people that giggle at getting their hamsters stoned are gonna have the most amazing 7ish minutes playing with this.
December 17, 2025 at 2:38 PM