Elliott Christ
@elliosenor.bsky.social
Motion graphics artist and video editor, as well as musician, sometime comedy writer (Onion News Network), and bunch of other things. Hobbies include eating food and breathing oxygen. Phoenixville, PA.
What the hell did I do, Charlie Brown? Killed them all, of course.
We all float down here, Charlie Brown
Second prize is a set of steak knives, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:48 AM
What the hell did I do, Charlie Brown? Killed them all, of course.
IT WAS A BABY, CHARLIE BROWN!
Second prize is a set of steak knives, Charlie Brown
I’m not the guy you kill, Charlie Brown. I’m the guy you buy!
November 24, 2025 at 1:47 AM
IT WAS A BABY, CHARLIE BROWN!
I did not hit her. It’s not true. It’s bullshit. I did not hit her. I did not. Oh hi, Charlie Brown.
YOU HAVE MEDDLED WITH THE PRIMAL FORCES OF NATURE, CHARLIE BROWN!
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I did not hit her. It’s not true. It’s bullshit. I did not hit her. I did not. Oh hi, Charlie Brown.
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A member of Congress just filled out a threat report with the Capitol Police naming the President of the United States as the person making the threat.
Think of where we were on January 7, 2021 when the country overwhelmingly repudiated what had happened.
And think of where we are now.
Think of where we were on January 7, 2021 when the country overwhelmingly repudiated what had happened.
And think of where we are now.
November 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
A member of Congress just filled out a threat report with the Capitol Police naming the President of the United States as the person making the threat.
Think of where we were on January 7, 2021 when the country overwhelmingly repudiated what had happened.
And think of where we are now.
Think of where we were on January 7, 2021 when the country overwhelmingly repudiated what had happened.
And think of where we are now.
Brooklyn, motherfuckers.
Today there was an attempted ICE raid in Bensonhurst & community members showed up. Even though NYPD collaborated with ICE by trying to disburse the crowd; community members stood their ground & ICE left without kidnapping a single person per the rapid response groups I'm on. We protect us!
November 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Brooklyn, motherfuckers.
My guess: the Epstein files have been scrubbed of Trump’s name and it’ll be the Muller Report all over again.
November 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
My guess: the Epstein files have been scrubbed of Trump’s name and it’ll be the Muller Report all over again.
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“Jeffrey Epstein’s Brother Claims He Heard ‘from a Pretty Good Source’ That Epstein Files Are Being Scrubbed of Republican Names” 11/18/25 people.com/epstein-s-br...
Jeffrey Epstein’s Brother Claims He Heard ‘from a Pretty Good Source’ That Epstein Files Are Being Scrubbed of Republican Names
Mark Epstein, brother of the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, alleged in an interview with NewsNation that the Epstein files are being edited to remove Republican names.
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
“Jeffrey Epstein’s Brother Claims He Heard ‘from a Pretty Good Source’ That Epstein Files Are Being Scrubbed of Republican Names” 11/18/25 people.com/epstein-s-br...
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this just means the files have been scrubbed clean, yeah?
THUNE SAYS EPSTEIN BILL COULD PASS US SENATE BY UNANIMOUS CONSENT, POSSIBLY LATER ON TUESDAY
November 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
this just means the files have been scrubbed clean, yeah?
“Donald Trump blew Bill Clinton” is the new “JD Vance fucks his couch” in that, who cares if it’s true; let’s have fun with it.
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 AM
“Donald Trump blew Bill Clinton” is the new “JD Vance fucks his couch” in that, who cares if it’s true; let’s have fun with it.
I don’t know which would be more damaging to MAGA-world: the accusation that Trump raped underage girls, or that Trump had oral sex with Bill Clinton.
November 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I don’t know which would be more damaging to MAGA-world: the accusation that Trump raped underage girls, or that Trump had oral sex with Bill Clinton.
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Re: Epstein’s emails
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Re: Epstein’s emails
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Stay for the alt text.
I simply refuse to accept that police ever have to look like this. this is just pure cosplay. it should be illegal for cops to be dressed like soldiers going to war.
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Stay for the alt text.
"Jeff Epstein" - Jim Downey on Conan
YouTube video by Box Chat
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Why,
You grave but reckless senators
You grave but reckless senators
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Why,
You grave but reckless senators
You grave but reckless senators
Posting this for some reason.
a black and white photo of a crowd of people wearing top hats .
ALT: a black and white photo of a crowd of people wearing top hats .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Posting this for some reason.
So why the fuck am I still a Democrat?
Because I’m in a closed primary state and John Fetterman is my senator.
Because I’m in a closed primary state and John Fetterman is my senator.
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
So why the fuck am I still a Democrat?
Because I’m in a closed primary state and John Fetterman is my senator.
Because I’m in a closed primary state and John Fetterman is my senator.
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Fight don’t fold.
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Fight don’t fold.
OUT: Cuomosexual
IN: Zohransgender
IN: Zohransgender
November 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
OUT: Cuomosexual
IN: Zohransgender
IN: Zohransgender
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1. In the wake on Mamdani’s win, we’ll see a lot more far right anti-urban sentiment. Here’s a thread on its roots and evolution.
The idea that the city is evil and corrupt, and the countryside innocent and pure, goes back a long way: to Theocritus in Alexandria, and to the Old Testament. 🧵
The idea that the city is evil and corrupt, and the countryside innocent and pure, goes back a long way: to Theocritus in Alexandria, and to the Old Testament. 🧵
November 5, 2025 at 7:58 AM
1. In the wake on Mamdani’s win, we’ll see a lot more far right anti-urban sentiment. Here’s a thread on its roots and evolution.
The idea that the city is evil and corrupt, and the countryside innocent and pure, goes back a long way: to Theocritus in Alexandria, and to the Old Testament. 🧵
The idea that the city is evil and corrupt, and the countryside innocent and pure, goes back a long way: to Theocritus in Alexandria, and to the Old Testament. 🧵
One of the great moments in @thedailyshow.com history was their coverage of that time Dick Cheney shot that guy in the face, and I wish I could find it anywhere.
November 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
One of the great moments in @thedailyshow.com history was their coverage of that time Dick Cheney shot that guy in the face, and I wish I could find it anywhere.
“Diversity is not our strength because what we need is unity! Where does it say we can have ‘pluribus’ AND ‘unum?’”
November 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
“Diversity is not our strength because what we need is unity! Where does it say we can have ‘pluribus’ AND ‘unum?’”
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there's an entire genre of indie country that actually respects and honors the traditions of working class country music and... country fans don't like it! they want 90's style rock with some fiddles and twangy guitars and lyrics about their imaginary suburban fake cowboy lifestyle! not resolvable!
January 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
there's an entire genre of indie country that actually respects and honors the traditions of working class country music and... country fans don't like it! they want 90's style rock with some fiddles and twangy guitars and lyrics about their imaginary suburban fake cowboy lifestyle! not resolvable!
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If Dems win the Supreme Court races in Pennsylvania in 9 days, it’s extremely likely the GOP can’t get a majority on that court until 2029.
The GOP really wants to have this majority during the 2028 presidential race.
Can’t put the stakes any more clearly than that. boltsmag.org/pennsylvania...
The GOP really wants to have this majority during the 2028 presidential race.
Can’t put the stakes any more clearly than that. boltsmag.org/pennsylvania...
Inside the Clunky Elections to Control Pennsylvania's Supreme Court - Bolts
The GOP is making an expensive push to end Democrats’ majority on a court at the center of election lawsuits, sparking a fledging campaign season with little precedent or template.
boltsmag.org
October 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
If Dems win the Supreme Court races in Pennsylvania in 9 days, it’s extremely likely the GOP can’t get a majority on that court until 2029.
The GOP really wants to have this majority during the 2028 presidential race.
Can’t put the stakes any more clearly than that. boltsmag.org/pennsylvania...
The GOP really wants to have this majority during the 2028 presidential race.
Can’t put the stakes any more clearly than that. boltsmag.org/pennsylvania...
it’s short for Sandwich Davis Jr.
October 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
it’s short for Sandwich Davis Jr.
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