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Elliott Christ
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Motion graphics artist and video editor, as well as musician, sometime comedy writer (Onion News Network), and bunch of other things. Hobbies include eating food and breathing oxygen. Phoenixville, PA.
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“What is the charge? Taking a call? A succulent constituent call?”
The “succulent Chinese meal” guy being arrested.
November 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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The student from the Driver’s Ed sketch in I Think You Should Leave, saying, “Oh my god, THAT’S why…”
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Bill Kristol? The Iraq War architect?
Jim Downey asking you to clarify something
November 16, 2025 at 1:26 PM
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Yippie! Paul Krassner is in the Epstein Files.
Norm MacDonald behind the Weekend Update desk.
November 12, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Yippie! Paul Krassner is in the Epstein files!
Norm MacDonald behind the Weekend Update desk.
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Homer and Mr. Burns looking at a slightly modified model of the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant. Homer is pointing out some racing stripes on the side of the cooling tower and saying, “And this racing stripe here I feel is pretty sharp.”
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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A woman and man in a soap opera. The woman is saying, “Father McGrath, I thought you were dead!” A priest saying “I was!”
November 11, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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A fake Onion headline from 1929 reading “Stock Market Invincible,” “‘Buy, Buy, Buy!’ Experts Advise.”
November 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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A Tumblr exchange: tanku: this post is here to remind everybody that “gråtrunka” is the swedish word for “crying while masturbating” jackwhitesturntable: That’s a real tear jerker e-zekiel: Did you just
September 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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He’s recreating this picture. Minus the great point.
The guy from the Clickhole article “Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point.”
September 15, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Where does the capital come from?
September 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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POINT COUNTERPOINT: A Second Trump Administration Will Send The Military To Go After Us vs.
A section of a famous Onion “Point-Counterpoint” story, featuring an overly glib looking man named Bob Sheffer offering the counterpoint “No It Won’t.”
August 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Waylon Smithers crying hysterically over Mr. Burns, apparently drowned in a bathtub (spoiler: he survives). Smithers says, “Why do the gold always die so young?”
August 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Holy shit look how desecrated this place is.
A dramatic low angle shot of the UN Secretariat Building in New York, with flags of various nations flying in front of it.
July 15, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Someone had to do it
Top panel: close up of a goose, on screen right, asking someone off screen “Who was president in 2020?” Bottom panel: a wider shot of the goose, chasing after a person on screen left, wearing a puffy jacket, running off screen. The goose is running, appears to be honking, and is repeating the question, “Who was president in 2020?”
July 15, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit
July 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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His name was Cornelius?
June 8, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Demi Adejuyigbe called it!
June 5, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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June 2, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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A Distracted Boyfriend meme where the boyfriend is “the media,” the other girl is “Joe Biden being old,” and the astonished girlfriend is “Donald Trump being old and a fascist”
May 15, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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New pope
May 8, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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May 2, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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May 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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And there’s no damn link. You can say anything and add a couple pictures, and roll with it. Watch:

Kellogg’s Admits They Make Corn Flakes Out Of Rat Anuses.

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A box of Kellogg’s Corn Flakes. Are they made from rat anuses? Follow me on Bluesky for more! A rat. Is this rat’s anus showing up in your cereal bowl as a Kellogg’s Corn Flake? Follow me to find out!
April 29, 2025 at 2:03 AM