Elliott Christ
@elliosenor.bsky.social
Motion graphics artist and video editor, as well as musician, sometime comedy writer (Onion News Network), and bunch of other things. Hobbies include eating food and breathing oxygen. Phoenixville, PA.
“Donald Trump blew Bill Clinton” is the new “JD Vance fucks his couch” in that, who cares if it’s true; let’s have fun with it.
November 15, 2025 at 5:24 AM
“Donald Trump blew Bill Clinton” is the new “JD Vance fucks his couch” in that, who cares if it’s true; let’s have fun with it.
I don’t know which would be more damaging to MAGA-world: the accusation that Trump raped underage girls, or that Trump had oral sex with Bill Clinton.
November 14, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I don’t know which would be more damaging to MAGA-world: the accusation that Trump raped underage girls, or that Trump had oral sex with Bill Clinton.
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Re: Epstein’s emails
November 13, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Re: Epstein’s emails
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Stay for the alt text.
I simply refuse to accept that police ever have to look like this. this is just pure cosplay. it should be illegal for cops to be dressed like soldiers going to war.
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Stay for the alt text.
"Jeff Epstein" - Jim Downey on Conan
YouTube video by Box Chat
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November 12, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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Why,
You grave but reckless senators
You grave but reckless senators
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Why,
You grave but reckless senators
You grave but reckless senators
Posting this for some reason.
a black and white photo of a crowd of people wearing top hats .
ALT: a black and white photo of a crowd of people wearing top hats .
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Posting this for some reason.
So why the fuck am I still a Democrat?
Because I’m in a closed primary state and John Fetterman is my senator.
Because I’m in a closed primary state and John Fetterman is my senator.
November 10, 2025 at 4:12 AM
So why the fuck am I still a Democrat?
Because I’m in a closed primary state and John Fetterman is my senator.
Because I’m in a closed primary state and John Fetterman is my senator.
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Fight don’t fold.
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Fight don’t fold.
OUT: Cuomosexual
IN: Zohransgender
IN: Zohransgender
November 5, 2025 at 1:50 PM
OUT: Cuomosexual
IN: Zohransgender
IN: Zohransgender
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1. In the wake on Mamdani’s win, we’ll see a lot more far right anti-urban sentiment. Here’s a thread on its roots and evolution.
The idea that the city is evil and corrupt, and the countryside innocent and pure, goes back a long way: to Theocritus in Alexandria, and to the Old Testament. 🧵
The idea that the city is evil and corrupt, and the countryside innocent and pure, goes back a long way: to Theocritus in Alexandria, and to the Old Testament. 🧵
November 5, 2025 at 7:58 AM
1. In the wake on Mamdani’s win, we’ll see a lot more far right anti-urban sentiment. Here’s a thread on its roots and evolution.
The idea that the city is evil and corrupt, and the countryside innocent and pure, goes back a long way: to Theocritus in Alexandria, and to the Old Testament. 🧵
The idea that the city is evil and corrupt, and the countryside innocent and pure, goes back a long way: to Theocritus in Alexandria, and to the Old Testament. 🧵
One of the great moments in @thedailyshow.com history was their coverage of that time Dick Cheney shot that guy in the face, and I wish I could find it anywhere.
November 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
One of the great moments in @thedailyshow.com history was their coverage of that time Dick Cheney shot that guy in the face, and I wish I could find it anywhere.
“Diversity is not our strength because what we need is unity! Where does it say we can have ‘pluribus’ AND ‘unum?’”
November 1, 2025 at 3:13 PM
“Diversity is not our strength because what we need is unity! Where does it say we can have ‘pluribus’ AND ‘unum?’”
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there's an entire genre of indie country that actually respects and honors the traditions of working class country music and... country fans don't like it! they want 90's style rock with some fiddles and twangy guitars and lyrics about their imaginary suburban fake cowboy lifestyle! not resolvable!
January 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
there's an entire genre of indie country that actually respects and honors the traditions of working class country music and... country fans don't like it! they want 90's style rock with some fiddles and twangy guitars and lyrics about their imaginary suburban fake cowboy lifestyle! not resolvable!
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If Dems win the Supreme Court races in Pennsylvania in 9 days, it’s extremely likely the GOP can’t get a majority on that court until 2029.
The GOP really wants to have this majority during the 2028 presidential race.
Can’t put the stakes any more clearly than that. boltsmag.org/pennsylvania...
The GOP really wants to have this majority during the 2028 presidential race.
Can’t put the stakes any more clearly than that. boltsmag.org/pennsylvania...
Inside the Clunky Elections to Control Pennsylvania's Supreme Court - Bolts
The GOP is making an expensive push to end Democrats’ majority on a court at the center of election lawsuits, sparking a fledging campaign season with little precedent or template.
boltsmag.org
October 26, 2025 at 5:52 PM
If Dems win the Supreme Court races in Pennsylvania in 9 days, it’s extremely likely the GOP can’t get a majority on that court until 2029.
The GOP really wants to have this majority during the 2028 presidential race.
Can’t put the stakes any more clearly than that. boltsmag.org/pennsylvania...
The GOP really wants to have this majority during the 2028 presidential race.
Can’t put the stakes any more clearly than that. boltsmag.org/pennsylvania...
it’s short for Sandwich Davis Jr.
October 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
it’s short for Sandwich Davis Jr.
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One day I’m going to open this up and the first thing I see is going to be something like “it happened. it finally happened.” And I’d be like, “what happened? THAT thing? Or maybe THAT thing? Or some other, as-yet unknown thing I hadn’t even considered?
October 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
One day I’m going to open this up and the first thing I see is going to be something like “it happened. it finally happened.” And I’d be like, “what happened? THAT thing? Or maybe THAT thing? Or some other, as-yet unknown thing I hadn’t even considered?
“I *wish* he was king - that way, he would’ve crushed these whiny shitlib protesters under his boot like the pathetic little insects they are.”
Mike Johnson: "The irony was that they called it the No Kings Rally, but if President Trump was a king, the government would be open. If President Trump was a king, he would've closed the nationals parks and the National Mall so they couldn't of had the rally out here."
October 20, 2025 at 3:22 PM
“I *wish* he was king - that way, he would’ve crushed these whiny shitlib protesters under his boot like the pathetic little insects they are.”
NOBEL COMMITTEE: We’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, it’s not Trump. The bad news is…
We're grateful for what Trump is doing for peace, Nobel winner Machado tells BBC
We're grateful for what Trump is doing for peace, Nobel winner Machado tells BBC
María Corina Machado tells Trump of her appreciation for "what he's doing... around the world for peace".
www.bbc.com
October 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
NOBEL COMMITTEE: We’ve got some good news and some bad news. The good news is, it’s not Trump. The bad news is…
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I don't think people are being alarmist when they say the current regime is setting up the legal rhetoric to kill you if they want to. The fact that Antifa isn't really an organization means that they can label anyone as Antifa. Declaring Antifa as terrorists means they can call anyone a terrorist.
October 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I don't think people are being alarmist when they say the current regime is setting up the legal rhetoric to kill you if they want to. The fact that Antifa isn't really an organization means that they can label anyone as Antifa. Declaring Antifa as terrorists means they can call anyone a terrorist.
A Nobel Peace Prize for Trump would make Kissinger seem like he deserved it.
October 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM
A Nobel Peace Prize for Trump would make Kissinger seem like he deserved it.
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ICE is hog tying protesters in Portland and removing them on Dollies.
This is dangerous and could cause serious injury.
The Department of Homeland Security thinks it’s a joke.
They’ve shared this video with the tagline “Refuse to Walk? We’ll give you a ride”.
Stay strong Portland.
This is dangerous and could cause serious injury.
The Department of Homeland Security thinks it’s a joke.
They’ve shared this video with the tagline “Refuse to Walk? We’ll give you a ride”.
Stay strong Portland.
October 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
ICE is hog tying protesters in Portland and removing them on Dollies.
This is dangerous and could cause serious injury.
The Department of Homeland Security thinks it’s a joke.
They’ve shared this video with the tagline “Refuse to Walk? We’ll give you a ride”.
Stay strong Portland.
This is dangerous and could cause serious injury.
The Department of Homeland Security thinks it’s a joke.
They’ve shared this video with the tagline “Refuse to Walk? We’ll give you a ride”.
Stay strong Portland.
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Somewhere in America, a young Hispanic girl is hiding in an attic writing a diary.
October 4, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Somewhere in America, a young Hispanic girl is hiding in an attic writing a diary.
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What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy
NEW YORK (AP) — Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs sentenced to 4 years and 2 months in prison in case involving sex workers, violence and ‘freak-offs’.
October 3, 2025 at 9:40 PM
What the fuck do you mean I got a longer prison sentence than Diddy