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“I’m sorry, Senator, but counsel has advised me not to answer any further questions.”
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MIRACLES HAPPEN
November 15, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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This was bad all around and then I got to the last line 🤯🤬
November 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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We DO gotta hold on to what we got.
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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or is the piss tank 50% empty??
The piss tank on the ISS is now 50% full.
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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I find myself inordinately invested in the Macau GP this weekend, specifically F4. So many babies competing, including Babies Wheldon (son of Dan), Sato (son of Taku) and Bear(man) (Thomas, brother of Ollie).

If you told me 4 years ago I’d be this emotionally invested in nepobabies doing vroom…
November 14, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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The album art is perfect
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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I believe it was @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social who convinced me that “Share the Road” signs are read by bicyclists as “cars should not kill me” and by drivers as “bicycles should never slow me down.”
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Are you located in the DC-Baltimore-Philadelphia-New York corridor?

Have you always wanted to have your very own 11 foot long papier-mâché hammerhead shark?

Now available for free!

Perfect for museums, community centers, or your living room!

Save this lovely creature from imminent destruction!
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
can you imagine if Groverhaus was on Grand Designs?
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
brb adding DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT to my e-mail signature
Here's the full Summers email, btw.
November 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
RIP the RFK Stadium and Baltimore street circuits

as for extant tracks, Capitol Raceway (drag strip) then Summit Point (road course)
What racetrack are you geographically closest to at this moment?
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Here’s Audi’s 2026 F1 livery:

arstechnica.com/cars/2025/11...
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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lol there’s a guy sitting outside the senate with a sign that says “Trump never gets Wordle”
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Another day of ruining the workplace.
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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I want to stay in the country so I can fight authoritarianism with all my strength. I want to flee the country so I don't have to do it with the Democrats
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Remember when Interlagos was the last round of the season?
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Kreppmentum now and forever
It sure is
November 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
the game went into extra time and then penalty kicks, but the @washingtonspirit.com closed out @racingloufc.com — now to catch up on F1 then WEC
November 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Posted without comment, here is what Copilot makes of a race grid:
"Car #15 is part of the LMGT3 or Hypercar class depending on the team, but without knowing the team name (e.g., Proton, AF Corse, etc.), it's hard to pinpoint the exact entry."
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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If you're very old you're thinking "wow that would be a bad modem"
November 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Photoshop Phridays would have killed this
I will award seven (7) internet points to someone who badly photoshops "Trump standing around not aware something bad is going on in the background" to scenes from Jaws where the shark is destroying Quint's ship
November 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
more tracks should have Interlagos-style asphalt cuts paired with Bernie’s sprinklers
November 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM