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“I’m sorry, Senator, but counsel has advised me not to answer any further questions.”
brb adding DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT to my e-mail signature
Here's the full Summers email, btw.
November 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
RIP the RFK Stadium and Baltimore street circuits

as for extant tracks, Capitol Raceway (drag strip) then Summit Point (road course)
What racetrack are you geographically closest to at this moment?
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Here’s Audi’s 2026 F1 livery:

arstechnica.com/cars/2025/11...
November 12, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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lol there’s a guy sitting outside the senate with a sign that says “Trump never gets Wordle”
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Another day of ruining the workplace.
November 12, 2025 at 12:44 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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I want to stay in the country so I can fight authoritarianism with all my strength. I want to flee the country so I don't have to do it with the Democrats
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Remember when Interlagos was the last round of the season?
November 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Kreppmentum now and forever
It sure is
November 8, 2025 at 11:10 PM
the game went into extra time and then penalty kicks, but the @washingtonspirit.com closed out @racingloufc.com — now to catch up on F1 then WEC
November 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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Posted without comment, here is what Copilot makes of a race grid:
"Car #15 is part of the LMGT3 or Hypercar class depending on the team, but without knowing the team name (e.g., Proton, AF Corse, etc.), it's hard to pinpoint the exact entry."
November 8, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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If you're very old you're thinking "wow that would be a bad modem"
November 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Photoshop Phridays would have killed this
I will award seven (7) internet points to someone who badly photoshops "Trump standing around not aware something bad is going on in the background" to scenes from Jaws where the shark is destroying Quint's ship
November 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
more tracks should have Interlagos-style asphalt cuts paired with Bernie’s sprinklers
November 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
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If 99 of my closest friends could come through with $500k each, we could own a hotel on 5 acres that’s close to one of my favorite bookstores, a great Pilates studio, and a tequila bar. It’s a modest ask, really.
November 8, 2025 at 2:16 PM
putting Crowdstrike branding on the hood of the safety car is a bold move, Mercedes
November 8, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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there is often a reason I say being a pervert is incredibly punk, praxis as a whole, and if you are going to be a pervert, you have to be staunchly leftist as well and it is due to this exact reason

you must be willing to fight for your right and others rights to exist if you wanna be freaky imo
November 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
the Wizards were totally smoked by the Cavs tonight (even if Sarr did his damnedest to carry the team), but at least I didn’t have to look at this
November 8, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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I am very excited for people to get enthusiastic about jury duty. FULFILL THOSE CIVIC DUTIES, BABYYYYY. BE FUCKIN INVOLVED.
One lesson of the Sandwich Guy Case is now more than ever when you are called to jury duty you should go
November 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
the dead giveaway is the shoulder strap
I think this bag is fake.

Hermes's flagship products are handsewn using a saddle stitch. A worker marks the leather using an awl and then threads two needles through from both sides.

This results in a tight stitch with no holes between the stitches. The holes here suggest the bag was machine sewn.
November 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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Friends in the #SFNorthBay - I have met a German artist who is being denied a visa extension who has a considerable number of ceramic sculptures to sell and is seeking a gallery placement or buyer. I have pointed her to a couple local galleries, but will happily relay other ideas if you have them.
November 8, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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ICE is out there being so evil that even IndyCar WAGs are talking about it
November 7, 2025 at 9:15 PM