Ella Minnope
@ellaminnope.bsky.social
toy photographer, friend to all creatures great & small
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Fascists in 2024: Ah ha ha!! Run to Bluesky, you pussies! Twitter is OURS now.
Fascists in 2025: it appears I have misunderstood how much I need attention
Fascists in 2025: it appears I have misunderstood how much I need attention
October 18, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Fascists in 2024: Ah ha ha!! Run to Bluesky, you pussies! Twitter is OURS now.
Fascists in 2025: it appears I have misunderstood how much I need attention
Fascists in 2025: it appears I have misunderstood how much I need attention
SPOOKY SEASON TOY PHOTOGRAPHY featuring my very first NECA action figure.
October 17, 2025 at 7:15 PM
SPOOKY SEASON TOY PHOTOGRAPHY featuring my very first NECA action figure.
It’s a bearpocalypse if it happens organically, it’s beargate if there’s poorly secured group chat.
I’m starting a pool on what our next disaster will be. One possibility is that the bears join forces and overthrow the humans.
March 31, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It’s a bearpocalypse if it happens organically, it’s beargate if there’s poorly secured group chat.
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^ Background
^ Legacy
^ LGBT significance
^ Trombone solo
^ Legacy
^ LGBT significance
^ Trombone solo
None of this is good but maybe now America will get to have cool wikipedia sections like "year of the four emperors"
March 30, 2025 at 11:49 PM
^ Background
^ Legacy
^ LGBT significance
^ Trombone solo
^ Legacy
^ LGBT significance
^ Trombone solo
I am the Emotional Support Human to a majestic weirdo.
March 31, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I am the Emotional Support Human to a majestic weirdo.
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Superman is canonically Muslim because his name is Khalel
Eid Mubarak & Free Palestine
Eid Mubarak & Free Palestine
March 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Superman is canonically Muslim because his name is Khalel
Eid Mubarak & Free Palestine
Eid Mubarak & Free Palestine
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The reason that the US is locking up tourists for weeks in hellish detention centers rather than letting them book tickets back home is because the detention centers are owned by corporations. They are charging the taxpayers fortunes to cage these people, and making bonanzas off their suffering.
March 29, 2025 at 12:17 PM
The reason that the US is locking up tourists for weeks in hellish detention centers rather than letting them book tickets back home is because the detention centers are owned by corporations. They are charging the taxpayers fortunes to cage these people, and making bonanzas off their suffering.
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It’s March 29, 2025, and Donald Trump can go fuck himself.
March 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It’s March 29, 2025, and Donald Trump can go fuck himself.
“As an ineffectual wet noodle myself, I find these blanket remarks and assumptions very offensive.”
March 29, 2025 at 11:25 AM
“As an ineffectual wet noodle myself, I find these blanket remarks and assumptions very offensive.”
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At this point I imagine a competent foreign intelligence service just flipping through US surveillance channels like a cable guide
March 25, 2025 at 1:13 AM
At this point I imagine a competent foreign intelligence service just flipping through US surveillance channels like a cable guide
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I'd bully him with his new face. Backhoe jawed bitch
You think Elon was bullied in school?
I’ve seen his old face.
It looks like he probably was.
I’ve seen his old face.
It looks like he probably was.
March 22, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I'd bully him with his new face. Backhoe jawed bitch
How come when I do ketamine it significantly reduces my depression symptoms and helps me manage my crippling anxiety but when Elon Musk does ketamine it turns him into less competent Lex Luther?
March 23, 2025 at 9:32 PM
How come when I do ketamine it significantly reduces my depression symptoms and helps me manage my crippling anxiety but when Elon Musk does ketamine it turns him into less competent Lex Luther?
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Men on tinder invite me to ultra trendy downtown “speakeasies” because they are unable, for reasons that elude me, to decipher that I am in fact deeply uncool.
March 23, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Men on tinder invite me to ultra trendy downtown “speakeasies” because they are unable, for reasons that elude me, to decipher that I am in fact deeply uncool.
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Dream Job: secret service agent assigned to pro mascot.
March 23, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Dream Job: secret service agent assigned to pro mascot.
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oh mercury haterade you uncouth dirty bitch LMAO
March 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
oh mercury haterade you uncouth dirty bitch LMAO
A lot of my wealth is tied up in these sorry little ingrates.
March 23, 2025 at 5:42 PM
A lot of my wealth is tied up in these sorry little ingrates.
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Buckle up, buttercup. Wear appropriate eye protection, sweetcheeks. Follow lockout tagout safety protocol, sugartits. Check the batteries in your smoke and carbon monoxide detectors, Babycakes.
March 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Buckle up, buttercup. Wear appropriate eye protection, sweetcheeks. Follow lockout tagout safety protocol, sugartits. Check the batteries in your smoke and carbon monoxide detectors, Babycakes.
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Don't worry team, when Trump has Delta Force rendition a judge to Guantanamo, Chuck Schumer will look concerned and start thinking about possibly sending a Strongly Worded Letter
March 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Don't worry team, when Trump has Delta Force rendition a judge to Guantanamo, Chuck Schumer will look concerned and start thinking about possibly sending a Strongly Worded Letter
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Circe Offering Good Content to the Timeline (1891)
- John William Waterhouse
- John William Waterhouse
December 6, 2023 at 12:21 PM
Circe Offering Good Content to the Timeline (1891)
- John William Waterhouse
- John William Waterhouse
Our veterinary clinic has a “fish room”
March 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Our veterinary clinic has a “fish room”
Bed rot season is over, we’re cutting down Bradford pear trees as an act of public service now.
March 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Bed rot season is over, we’re cutting down Bradford pear trees as an act of public service now.