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Not the most important thing, but it’s past time to drop the “poor little girl” routine with Greta Thunberg. She’s in her 20s, been in the public eye for nearly a decade, clearly has the courage of her convictions and is making choices in line with activist strategy. You can discuss her as an adult.
October 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Not the most important thing, but it’s past time to drop the “poor little girl” routine with Greta Thunberg. She’s in her 20s, been in the public eye for nearly a decade, clearly has the courage of her convictions and is making choices in line with activist strategy. You can discuss her as an adult.
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Looks like a fascist lice comb.
October 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Looks like a fascist lice comb.
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This is ghastly.
Q: Do you think it would've been fitting to lower the flags to half staff when Melissa Hortman, the Minnesota House Speaker, was gunned down by an assassin?
TRUMP: I'm not familiar. The who?
TRUMP: I'm not familiar. The who?
September 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
This is ghastly.
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"If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be.”
- Maya Angelou 🌸🌸🌸
- Maya Angelou 🌸🌸🌸
September 9, 2025 at 1:04 PM
"If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be.”
- Maya Angelou 🌸🌸🌸
- Maya Angelou 🌸🌸🌸
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Lie back and think of America
Mike Johnson: "I cannot for the life of me understand how the Democrats think this is some kind of winning political message. Yield man! Let the troops come into your city and show how crime can be reduced."
September 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Lie back and think of America
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So glad ICE is in Chicago. The city is a lawless hell-scape. Blues musicians wrecking hundreds of police cars. High schoolers doing weird scientific sex experiments. Kids home alone during the holidays. Women killing their husbands and lovers and then SINGING about it sassily. This has to stop.
September 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
So glad ICE is in Chicago. The city is a lawless hell-scape. Blues musicians wrecking hundreds of police cars. High schoolers doing weird scientific sex experiments. Kids home alone during the holidays. Women killing their husbands and lovers and then SINGING about it sassily. This has to stop.
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People are so excited that we might be on the verge of civil war. I’m not. I’m a basic bitch who likes basic things like pumpkin spice lattes and not getting shot at in the grocery store.
August 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
People are so excited that we might be on the verge of civil war. I’m not. I’m a basic bitch who likes basic things like pumpkin spice lattes and not getting shot at in the grocery store.
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I just can’t believe our Reichstag Fire is the Big Balls Beatdown.
August 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I just can’t believe our Reichstag Fire is the Big Balls Beatdown.
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I hope Trump keeps nailing gold shit to the wall in the Oval Office so it eventually looks like a TGI Fridays made of C-3PO parts
August 12, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I hope Trump keeps nailing gold shit to the wall in the Oval Office so it eventually looks like a TGI Fridays made of C-3PO parts
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Oh shit this is real
you know you’re getting close to home when the billboard attorneys are familiar again
August 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Oh shit this is real
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showing an unhealthy elderly man increasingly upsetting news stories about him until something funny happens
July 22, 2025 at 11:38 PM
showing an unhealthy elderly man increasingly upsetting news stories about him until something funny happens
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I'm a devotee of the Cube Rule.
Comprehensive and Convincing.
The Last Word in food identification.
cuberule.com
Comprehensive and Convincing.
The Last Word in food identification.
cuberule.com
The Cube Rule
Identify your food based on the location of structural starch. Is a hot dog a sandwich? No, it's clearly a taco.
cuberule.com
July 22, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I'm a devotee of the Cube Rule.
Comprehensive and Convincing.
The Last Word in food identification.
cuberule.com
Comprehensive and Convincing.
The Last Word in food identification.
cuberule.com
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The time to write your “why do people mourn when a famous person dies? People die all the time, your parasocial relationship with the dead person is illusory and illogical” skeet is immediately after you go back in time and hand your father a condom
July 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The time to write your “why do people mourn when a famous person dies? People die all the time, your parasocial relationship with the dead person is illusory and illogical” skeet is immediately after you go back in time and hand your father a condom
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“Men are alone, we are so depressed.🥺”
Gee, I wonder why women are choosing to avoid men…it’s almost like you take our lives if your fragile ego is hurt or feels rejected ….
Gee, I wonder why women are choosing to avoid men…it’s almost like you take our lives if your fragile ego is hurt or feels rejected ….
July 16, 2025 at 9:56 PM
“Men are alone, we are so depressed.🥺”
Gee, I wonder why women are choosing to avoid men…it’s almost like you take our lives if your fragile ego is hurt or feels rejected ….
Gee, I wonder why women are choosing to avoid men…it’s almost like you take our lives if your fragile ego is hurt or feels rejected ….
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The thing about the Epstein disgustingness that strikes me hardest is that hundreds of rich old men raped underage girls and the only person currently in jail for that vile behavior is a woman.
July 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
The thing about the Epstein disgustingness that strikes me hardest is that hundreds of rich old men raped underage girls and the only person currently in jail for that vile behavior is a woman.
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-A living wage
-Guaranteed healthcare
-The right to join a union
-The right to vote
-The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family
-The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence
These are the foundations of real freedom.
-Guaranteed healthcare
-The right to join a union
-The right to vote
-The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family
-The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence
These are the foundations of real freedom.
July 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
-A living wage
-Guaranteed healthcare
-The right to join a union
-The right to vote
-The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family
-The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence
These are the foundations of real freedom.
-Guaranteed healthcare
-The right to join a union
-The right to vote
-The right to choose when, how, and with whom you start a family
-The right for you and your family to live free from gun violence
These are the foundations of real freedom.
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It’s July 4. Time to fire this cracker.
July 4, 2025 at 7:38 PM
It’s July 4. Time to fire this cracker.
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"A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people."
—The Declaration of Independence
—The Declaration of Independence
July 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
"A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people."
—The Declaration of Independence
—The Declaration of Independence
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Dear All Journalists,
You don’t have to credit the line “Tariffs will hit American consumers” to “economists say”.
Thanks
You don’t have to credit the line “Tariffs will hit American consumers” to “economists say”.
Thanks
July 4, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Dear All Journalists,
You don’t have to credit the line “Tariffs will hit American consumers” to “economists say”.
Thanks
You don’t have to credit the line “Tariffs will hit American consumers” to “economists say”.
Thanks
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Instead of fireworks, celebrate July 4 the traditional way: Drag cannons from Ticonderoga to Boston and point them at a mad king's goons.
July 2, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Instead of fireworks, celebrate July 4 the traditional way: Drag cannons from Ticonderoga to Boston and point them at a mad king's goons.
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They are already talking about how we have to “rein in spending” — AFTER they get their tax cut, expecting us to believe they still care about the debt
This means they’ll oppose programs that help regular people and call them “fiscally reckless”
They think we are all morons
This means they’ll oppose programs that help regular people and call them “fiscally reckless”
They think we are all morons
July 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
They are already talking about how we have to “rein in spending” — AFTER they get their tax cut, expecting us to believe they still care about the debt
This means they’ll oppose programs that help regular people and call them “fiscally reckless”
They think we are all morons
This means they’ll oppose programs that help regular people and call them “fiscally reckless”
They think we are all morons