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Emily Komlance
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Beyoncé lover. Reality tv connoisseur. Enemy of fascists everywhere.
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don't threaten me with a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really good time
November 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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America 2025.
November 21, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Neither rain nor sleet nor ICE
A U.S. postal worker on Long Island is accused of trying to help a man escape from ICE custody earlier this month, according to a federal criminal complaint: https://gothamist.visitlink.me/YNagDp
US postal worker charged with breaking man out of ICE custody on Long Island
Police arrested the worker and the man she tried to free.
gothamist.visitlink.me
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Time to move past the neverending trial stage. Yes, basic income reduces homelessness.
An Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees a staggering reduction in homelessness. The program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years, and at the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
Oregon pilot program giving cash to homeless youths sees staggering reduction in homelessness
The state program gave participants $1,000 cash payments each month for two years. At the end of the project's first phase, 91% of participants reported being in stable housing.
www.streetroots.org
November 21, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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do you think dinosaurs believed in love
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Oh I’m fuckin dead
Might be Grok’s boldest claim yet, even over saying Musk is more athletic than LeBron
November 21, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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The really fun part, every time the president says something utterly psychotic, is that right after all his little toadies and goblins go on camera to say that he didn't mean what he said and that you're stupid for thinking so, his next move is always to announce that he meant every word of it
November 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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Wendy Williams when she thinks about Britney Spears’s family
November 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Well Jerry Seinfeld is also not funny so this example is kind of a wash 🤷🏻‍♀️
Musk has apparently manipulated Grok so much that it says he's a better athlete than LeBron James and a funnier comedian than Jerry Seinfeld.

Imagine being so insecure you need to program an LLM to boost you like that.
November 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
November 18, 2025 at 5:00 AM
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Fox News be like “Gender is binary but predatory behavior against children runs on a SPECTRUM.”
November 15, 2025 at 1:50 AM
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It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches
November 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Somewhere out there someone who’s the best at what they do is terrified that they have imposter syndrome while a bunch of barely literate pedophiles are very calmly running the world
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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The man who ended USAID is the world's first trillionaire
November 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Go Fund Me for the teacher who was kidnapped in front of children in her classroom today: www.gofundme.com/f/stand-with...
Donate to Help support our teacher illegally detained by ICE, organized by Erin Horetski
Our beloved teacher, who was not just an educator but a central part … Erin Horetski needs your support for Help support our teacher illegally detained by ICE
www.gofundme.com
November 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one
November 5, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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I don’t know how many times I’ve watched this video.

I don’t know how we’ve gotten to the point where men in full balaclavas can abduct daycare teachers while they’re watching children.

But I do know that this isn’t sustainable. Abolish ICE. There is no way to reform this.
Federal agents pulling a woman out of Rayito Del Sol, a daycare by Lane Tech high school
November 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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The billionaires can buy the newspapers and buy social media and buy attack ads, but they can't buy their way out of how much we fucking hate all of them.
November 5, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Bluesky rn
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Dick Cheney dies, Zohran Mamdani wins, a beaver moon shines in the sky… I just know the Etsy witches have been busy.
November 5, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."

--Dick Cheney probably
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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WOKE IS BACK
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Brad Lander is at the victory party and, folks, he has the custom one-of-one “GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE” shirt.
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Inbox— next cover of the New Yorker: “Mayor Mamdani,” by Edel Rodriguez
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM