Angela, Woman of Zero Mystery
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I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
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Trump feuding with Marjorie Taylor Greene but being in love with Zohran Mamdani was not on my November 2025 bingo card
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Trump feuding with Marjorie Taylor Greene but being in love with Zohran Mamdani was not on my November 2025 bingo card
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my jaw is on the floor and yet im completely unsurprised. trump’s only political conviction is that he loves a handsome winner
A reporter asks if Mamdani stands by calling Trump a fascist. Mamdani starts to give a delicate answer.
Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
Trump (smiles, pats Mamdani's arm): "That's OK, you can just say yes. It's easier. I don't mind."
November 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
my jaw is on the floor and yet im completely unsurprised. trump’s only political conviction is that he loves a handsome winner
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The Great Khan of the Plains receives the mandate of heaven
Pritzker Shares Beers, Books and Well-Wishes With Pope Leo XIV in Vatican Visit
Pritzker Shares Beers, Books and Well-Wishes With Pope Leo XIV in Vatican Visit
Sharing art, books and local beer, Gov. JB Pritzker on Wednesday called it an “honor” to meet with the pope in the Vatican to express “the pride and reverence of the people of this great state.”
news.wttw.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The Great Khan of the Plains receives the mandate of heaven
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Elise Stefanik giving up her seat in Congress just to lose the gubernatorial election is going to be so much fun to watch.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
Rep. Elise Stefanik launches run for New York governor
Stefanik, a Republican congresswoman and staunch Trump ally, is challenging Gov. Kathy Hochul — a Democrat.
www.nbcnews.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Elise Stefanik giving up her seat in Congress just to lose the gubernatorial election is going to be so much fun to watch.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
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You know...everyone is celebrating Mamdani right now and that's cool and fantastic and wonderful...
and I'm struck by just how thoroughly they put belt to ass in Virginia.
like damn.
and I'm struck by just how thoroughly they put belt to ass in Virginia.
like damn.
an older man with glasses is standing next to a younger man in a room with a table .
ALT: an older man with glasses is standing next to a younger man in a room with a table .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:25 AM
You know...everyone is celebrating Mamdani right now and that's cool and fantastic and wonderful...
and I'm struck by just how thoroughly they put belt to ass in Virginia.
like damn.
and I'm struck by just how thoroughly they put belt to ass in Virginia.
like damn.
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You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
November 4, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You have to survive. There are graves to piss on that haven't been dug yet.
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roses are red
big laughs are hearty
big laughs are hearty
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
roses are red
big laughs are hearty
big laughs are hearty
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Republicans who think your seat is safe: no it's not
Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Republicans who think your seat is safe: no it's not
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I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.
November 5, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I think a thing we'll learn tonight is that people fucking hate what is going on and they will straight ticket vote against anyone involved in starving people while pillaging the country and kidnapping their neighbors. I don't think it matters at all who that person is.
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Virginia/ New Jersey understood the assignment
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Virginia/ New Jersey understood the assignment
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
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this is the maddest a pope has been since they had armies
Mar Awa III, patriarch of the Assyrian Church of the East, also born in Chicago, gave Pope Leo a Cubs jersey.
October 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
this is the maddest a pope has been since they had armies
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I fucking knew it.
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I fucking knew it.
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/5 Ezra Kleinism would have me seek mutual values and agreement with the people who brought us to that, and who still support it. I would rather see them burn in Hell.
October 23, 2025 at 3:36 PM
/5 Ezra Kleinism would have me seek mutual values and agreement with the people who brought us to that, and who still support it. I would rather see them burn in Hell.
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
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this is the reasoning behind the ancient Chinese saying "the upright man does not hunt Glonzo"
A lesson for us all on why you should not promise the impossible to the terminally insane
September 4, 2025 at 1:37 AM
this is the reasoning behind the ancient Chinese saying "the upright man does not hunt Glonzo"
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i have appreciated (from afar) his largely positive and future oriented messages, and i also like to see a puncher connect a fuckin’ haymaker once in awhile
August 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
i have appreciated (from afar) his largely positive and future oriented messages, and i also like to see a puncher connect a fuckin’ haymaker once in awhile
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Joey chestnut America has need of thee
Ask not for who let the dogs out. The dogs are out for thee.
I-83 CLOSED | Tractor-trailer crash spills thousands of hot dogs, damages 12 barriers
All lanes of Interstate 83 northbound are closed after a crash involving a tractor-trailer spilled thousands of frozen hot dogs across the highway.
www.wgal.com
August 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Joey chestnut America has need of thee
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Farewell Tom Lehrer. It was such a pleasure to perform classic American musicals with and learn math from you at UC Santa Cruz in the 1980s.
In your honor, I will now go and poison some pigeons in the park. And maybe do the Vatican Rag and the Masochism Tango.
The article below is a gift link.
In your honor, I will now go and poison some pigeons in the park. And maybe do the Vatican Rag and the Masochism Tango.
The article below is a gift link.
Tom Lehrer, Musical Satirist With a Dark Streak, Dies at 97
www.nytimes.com
July 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Farewell Tom Lehrer. It was such a pleasure to perform classic American musicals with and learn math from you at UC Santa Cruz in the 1980s.
In your honor, I will now go and poison some pigeons in the park. And maybe do the Vatican Rag and the Masochism Tango.
The article below is a gift link.
In your honor, I will now go and poison some pigeons in the park. And maybe do the Vatican Rag and the Masochism Tango.
The article below is a gift link.
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Rot in your hell, you vile motherfucker.
Edwin Feulner, Project 2025 author and Heritage Foundation founder, dies - LGBTQ Nation
His organization has made life much worse for LGBTQ+ people and working class Americans of all sorts.
www.lgbtqnation.com
July 23, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Rot in your hell, you vile motherfucker.
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