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I call upon the Air Force to football the Marines. I call upon the Coast Guard to football the Space Force. The Boy Scouts must football The Capitol Steps
January 20, 2026 at 5:14 AM
I call upon the Air Force to football the Marines. I call upon the Coast Guard to football the Space Force. The Boy Scouts must football The Capitol Steps
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It's a neat trick to say "get beyond the argument" when implicitly you mean "by accepting my position"
Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella says people should move beyond calling AI 'slop'
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
"We need to get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication and develop a new equilibrium ... that accounts for humans being equipped with these new cognitive amplifier tools as we relate to each other"
January 3, 2026 at 1:41 AM
It's a neat trick to say "get beyond the argument" when implicitly you mean "by accepting my position"
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Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass
May 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Me waiting for the bus omw to kick your ass
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I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
October 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
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i'm at the civil war
i'm at the great depression
i'm at the combination civil war great depression
i'm at the great depression
i'm at the combination civil war great depression
September 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
i'm at the civil war
i'm at the great depression
i'm at the combination civil war great depression
i'm at the great depression
i'm at the combination civil war great depression
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nobody should have to be exceptional just to live. being mid is a human right.
June 21, 2025 at 6:24 AM
nobody should have to be exceptional just to live. being mid is a human right.
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Okay maybe this is too hot a take for 5:30pm on a Saturday but I think meme accounts that don’t give any attribution paved the way for people to accept AI words and imagery because it separated culture and entertainment from the idea that someone had to have those thoughts and compose them.
June 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Okay maybe this is too hot a take for 5:30pm on a Saturday but I think meme accounts that don’t give any attribution paved the way for people to accept AI words and imagery because it separated culture and entertainment from the idea that someone had to have those thoughts and compose them.
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btw, posts like "time to get our 2nd amendment on" may be protected speech, but there's also a chance it'll get you cited in a bulletin focused on threats to cops quietly circulated to 7000 police agencies.
Just food for thought.
www.wired.com/story/no-kin...
Just food for thought.
www.wired.com/story/no-kin...
June 13, 2025 at 10:10 PM
btw, posts like "time to get our 2nd amendment on" may be protected speech, but there's also a chance it'll get you cited in a bulletin focused on threats to cops quietly circulated to 7000 police agencies.
Just food for thought.
www.wired.com/story/no-kin...
Just food for thought.
www.wired.com/story/no-kin...
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this middle-aged Arab guy's instagram has the absolute best aphorisms. "Why would you stop in Hell?"
March 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
this middle-aged Arab guy's instagram has the absolute best aphorisms. "Why would you stop in Hell?"
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logging on for another day at the stupidity mines
March 5, 2025 at 3:14 AM
logging on for another day at the stupidity mines
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I need everyone to stop posting about how planes are bad for a few hours while I get on a plane ok. Planes good and normal for the next five hours.
February 21, 2025 at 3:44 PM
I need everyone to stop posting about how planes are bad for a few hours while I get on a plane ok. Planes good and normal for the next five hours.
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how many controversial salutes are there. i can only think of the one but admittedly i'm not a salute scholar
February 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
how many controversial salutes are there. i can only think of the one but admittedly i'm not a salute scholar
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BTW, don't ever 'RSVP' for any kind of protest
February 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
BTW, don't ever 'RSVP' for any kind of protest
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
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Sorry if it's cringe or virtue signaling or whatever but unqualified and unconditional love and support to every trans person on earth. You will win and I will help you.
February 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Sorry if it's cringe or virtue signaling or whatever but unqualified and unconditional love and support to every trans person on earth. You will win and I will help you.
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
January 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there
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say what you will about South Park, I certainly wouldn't go out of my way to defend it, but Elon is less of a "human South Park" and more of an "edgy eighth-grader's misread of South Park's whole deal"
January 24, 2025 at 3:46 PM
say what you will about South Park, I certainly wouldn't go out of my way to defend it, but Elon is less of a "human South Park" and more of an "edgy eighth-grader's misread of South Park's whole deal"
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general and extremely gentle reminder that the steller’s jay is a clown and an ass. I have updated the graph i made about him for the new year
January 4, 2025 at 9:20 AM
general and extremely gentle reminder that the steller’s jay is a clown and an ass. I have updated the graph i made about him for the new year
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sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
December 16, 2024 at 4:16 PM
sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY
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I heard there was a secret ooze that turned four reptiles into dudes, but you don’t really care for turtles do ya
It’s a cold and it’s a broken “cowabunga”
December 22, 2024 at 11:27 PM
I heard there was a secret ooze that turned four reptiles into dudes, but you don’t really care for turtles do ya
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We honestly don’t know what Pokémon looked like, we’re just guessing that we put their bones together correctly
December 17, 2024 at 11:10 PM
We honestly don’t know what Pokémon looked like, we’re just guessing that we put their bones together correctly