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“The sky is the limit when it isn’t falling”
We’re all sorry you saw that today.
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Reposting for Bubba Ho-Tep awareness. Because nothing says “escapism” like Elvis and JFK in an East Texas nursing home.
I was trying to explain the plot of Bubba Ho-Tep to my 11 year old, and realized that I sounded completely unhinged.

That movie is ludicrous in all the best ways.
October 23, 2025 at 12:34 PM
Reposted by Edude ❌👑
I was trying to explain the plot of Bubba Ho-Tep to my 11 year old, and realized that I sounded completely unhinged.

That movie is ludicrous in all the best ways.
October 23, 2025 at 12:05 PM
What a nice way to look at heaven’s supergroups. Imagine the collaborations between those who passed in 2016 alone:

David Bowie, Prince, Leon Russell,
Glenn Fry, Merle Haggard, and Leonard Cohen.

I’d listen to that.
We lost Bruce Loose from Flipper and Rick Davies from Supertramp in the same week? That must be one confused band in Heaven
September 8, 2025 at 3:21 PM
He’s starting to use lowercase. GCN is getting to him.
The war is apparently Zelensky’s fault. Tomorrow is going to be another shit show.
August 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Love the imagery of the line “I got my hands in the river, my feet back up on the bank…”. Who does that? Feet in the river, hands on the bank, of course. It’s a different view of his world.

Also, if I was anywhere near a river in Louisiana, I wouldn’t put any part of my body in the water.
July 30, 2025 at 8:10 PM
“That’s right, that’s right!”
July 20, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This is the kind of out-of-the-box thinking that will get us all through this.
Has anyone thought of putting poison ivy water in water balloons and throwing it at 🧊?
July 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
There goes Dean now, cosplaying as Joe Rogan.
Dean Cain is furious about the ‘woke’ Superman film he hasn’t seen yet.
July 10, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Absolute truth.
#GVerse - No host in America so fearlessly speaks the truth:

O'Donnell‪ @lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com ‬fearlessness in documenting the corruption, degeneracy, stupidity of the dumbest, most incompetent president in history is a ray of hope in the current US hellscape of authoritarian fascism.
July 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Mind blown. I must be high.
A little know fact is that the number 420 is associated with marijuana because if you eat three snack size bags of Harvest Cheddar Sun Chips, it’s 420 calories.
July 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
You take that back. And say it differently.
This place is going to add an edit button and it's going to be bedlam
July 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Please, everyone, repost this. And huge shout out to Stephania Jimenez at KSAT. The voice we need right now.
July 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
“Brad, prom?”

“You read the book, didn’t you?”
July 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
And all that graphic said is ‘planes fly left to right, bombs go BOOM’.
Defense secretary Pete Hegseth and the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs Gen. Dan Caine are scheduled to appear at a news conference shortly. A big board has been set up in the Pentagon briefing room where they will show a graphic
June 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
I’m counting on it.
Do you ever worry that your dead relatives can see you when you masturbate?
June 20, 2025 at 1:23 PM
“Just one shot”
not that we're in any way swayed by the influence of social media...but someone mentioned this movie earlier, and we're now watching it...didi mao!
THE DEER HUNTER - Official Trailer - Starring Robert De Niro
YouTube video by StudiocanalUK
youtu.be
May 10, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Sec Def Quagmire. Giggity.
April 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
My (Michigan) dad would always say he had to “piss like a Russian racehorse”, presumably because it was so cold in Russia? Never wanted to pee that bad, so I moved to Texas.
"My brother Redneck Dave never said – in polite company – that he was going to the restroom. He’d say, as many cowboy-types do, 'Well, if y’all will excuse me, I gotta see a man about a horse.' That’s always been a favorite of mine – so obscure and indirect."
Commentary: Texas euphemisms
Like with "pushing up bluebonnets," Texans have their own ways of sugarcoating hard truths.
txst.us
April 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
“Spork footed”, holy shit.
Also we let that sub human, horse faced, spork footed, conspiracy theorist girlfriend of yours, stinking up the halls of Congress vote!!
April 3, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Reposted by Edude ❌👑
This segment from @maryannefranks.bsky.social is an incredibly tight argument that captures the breadth of the Trump assault on free speech perfectly and in less than a minute.

Spread it far and wide.
WOW. Watch a constitutional law expert completely DEBUNK Republicans’ censorship crusade, while articulating exactly how Donald Trump is threatening freedom of speech. 🔥
March 26, 2025 at 12:25 AM
He wears the prop child on his shoulders.
Elon is such a juvenile. Pathetically he thinks himself clever or edgy. He’s neither of those, only a brat — hard to differentiate he and his prop child.
March 18, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Reposted by Edude ❌👑
Recently I've been obsessed with watching @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social videos on YouTube. He's hilarious and has been my refuge from the interesting times in which we live.
March 17, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Love me some Rancho Gordo!
February is Soup of the Day month at Rancho Gordo. We'll be featuring a soup every day in February to keep you warm and well fed. #soupoftheday #soups #peopleofthebean #ranchogordo #heirloombeans
February 16, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The Great Dictator is on Turner Classic Movies @tcmtv.bsky.social tomorrow. Still time to set DVRs.
A request to all streaming services: Make Charlie Chaplin's The Great Dictator free for the next four years.

Many thanks to Charlie Sykes for the reminder of this timely classic film.

@sykescharlie.bsky.social
January 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM