koyaanisgoatse
@eclectrica.bsky.social
Hapsburg face and an Oakland booty.
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Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
Trump says he’s meeting with “communist” Mamdani at the White House on Friday
November 20, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Trump in a room with a very charismatic person results in like half a day of Trump agreeing with everything that person said, so this has the potential to be very, very funny.
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This hurt me. So I have to hurt you with it.
It's like the Ring.
It's like the Ring.
<Picture unrelated>
Also, this is a real thing people can buy.
Also, this is a real thing people can buy.
November 18, 2025 at 4:57 AM
This hurt me. So I have to hurt you with it.
It's like the Ring.
It's like the Ring.
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Look, I know that fast fashion is terrible and I try to buy nothing new and repair what I have whenever possible. But my normal resistance to Temu ads is utterly undone by this objectively incredible item
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Look, I know that fast fashion is terrible and I try to buy nothing new and repair what I have whenever possible. But my normal resistance to Temu ads is utterly undone by this objectively incredible item
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This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
October 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
This photo accompanying a news story about the heist at the Louvre is perfection.
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i’m here to bring cursed content
you go to hook up with someone and they’re wearing these. what’s your next move?
you go to hook up with someone and they’re wearing these. what’s your next move?
October 17, 2025 at 8:02 PM
i’m here to bring cursed content
you go to hook up with someone and they’re wearing these. what’s your next move?
you go to hook up with someone and they’re wearing these. what’s your next move?
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Hot off the presses! If you need a bigger size to print your stickers let me know!
October 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Hot off the presses! If you need a bigger size to print your stickers let me know!
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Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Well don't I feel stupid
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@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.
August 11, 2025 at 11:12 AM
@gralefrit.bsky.social You have to see these! A friend of mine has been collating a series of images entitled "Things my students have written turned into Philomena Cunk quotes" and they're just glorious.
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In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:
July 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
In my experience there are three kinds of fantasy magic novels:
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tapping on the glass occasionally and showing it wikipedia articles about the roman empire, for enrichment
Yes I will admit I have a man’s brain, I’m not ashamed to say it.
It’s in a jar in my fridge
It’s in a jar in my fridge
July 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
tapping on the glass occasionally and showing it wikipedia articles about the roman empire, for enrichment
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putting this in the microwave and watching as it catches on fire with my leftovers trapped inside
July 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
putting this in the microwave and watching as it catches on fire with my leftovers trapped inside
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Hello, I'm a historian in a film. My office is a massive space filled with Persian rugs, leather couches and massive wooden bookcases. There's a Tiffany lamp on my desk and an original Gutenberg Bible on a stand next to it. I am wearing a tweed suit with five layers.
Hello, I'm a historian in a film. I am teaching a college course in American history, and for a lecture midway through the semester I have written the words "Spanish-American War," "New Deal," and "17th Amendment" on the chalkboard, and nothing else.
Hello, I'm a philosophy professor in a film. I am incredibly pompous and use big words in incomprehensible ways. I have absolutely NO sense of humor. I am also so thoroughly clueless that it's a wonder I can tie my shoelaces in the morning.
July 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Hello, I'm a historian in a film. My office is a massive space filled with Persian rugs, leather couches and massive wooden bookcases. There's a Tiffany lamp on my desk and an original Gutenberg Bible on a stand next to it. I am wearing a tweed suit with five layers.
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Well, I'll be damned.
It's royalty free and there's already six, generic manufacturers lined up.
newatlas.com/infectious-d...
It's royalty free and there's already six, generic manufacturers lined up.
newatlas.com/infectious-d...
The first 100% effective HIV prevention drug is approved and going global
An epidemic that's been sustained for 44 years might finally be quelled, with the milestone approval of the first HIV drug that offers 100% protection with its twice-yearly injections. It's a landmark...
newatlas.com
July 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Well, I'll be damned.
It's royalty free and there's already six, generic manufacturers lined up.
newatlas.com/infectious-d...
It's royalty free and there's already six, generic manufacturers lined up.
newatlas.com/infectious-d...
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With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.
July 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.
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It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
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my soul left my body watching the fox news feed glitching out as the tanks roll past the president’s observation stand and the announcer’s voice echoes across the mostly empty streets, “special thanks to our sponsor, palantir”
June 14, 2025 at 11:23 PM
my soul left my body watching the fox news feed glitching out as the tanks roll past the president’s observation stand and the announcer’s voice echoes across the mostly empty streets, “special thanks to our sponsor, palantir”
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“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country
June 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country
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gavin newsom going super saiyan after hearing there are people sleeping outdoors
State troops sent to Los Angeles by the Trump administration, without the approval of California Gov. Gavin Newsom, were expected to sleep on floors or outdoors, a source told the Chronicle.
‘Wildly underprepared’: National Guard troops seen sleeping on floors in exclusive photos
State troops sent to Los Angeles by the Trump administration, without the approval of California Gov. Gavin Newsom, were expected to sleep on floors or outdoors, a source told the Chronicle.
bit.ly
June 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
gavin newsom going super saiyan after hearing there are people sleeping outdoors
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FOX calling Homeland Security ”the bad guys” on their livestream of deportation riots in LA June 7 2025.
June 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
FOX calling Homeland Security ”the bad guys” on their livestream of deportation riots in LA June 7 2025.
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The city of Glendale, in Los Angeles County, announced today that they're quitting an agreement with ICE thad allowed ICE to house its detainees at the Glendale police department.
mynewsla.com/crime/2025/0...
mynewsla.com/crime/2025/0...
Glendale to Stop Housing ICE Detainees - MyNewsLA.com
Glendale city officials Sunday stated they were terminating an agreement with the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement and Homeland Security to house federal immigration detainees at the Glendale ...
mynewsla.com
June 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
The city of Glendale, in Los Angeles County, announced today that they're quitting an agreement with ICE thad allowed ICE to house its detainees at the Glendale police department.
mynewsla.com/crime/2025/0...
mynewsla.com/crime/2025/0...
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Assault on nonviolent citizens
June 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Assault on nonviolent citizens
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alright this has gone too far—there is simply no excuse for making Gavin Newsom sound cool as hell
June 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
alright this has gone too far—there is simply no excuse for making Gavin Newsom sound cool as hell